Chapter 34 I am female, I am male

  A certain wine house in the capital city

  Tang Gu looked at the woman in front of him, who was completely unattractive, and for the nth time, he wiped away the sweat that had seeped out of his forehead. He hesitated for a moment before speaking up: "Madam, I really can't marry you... you're already married..."

  The woman in front of him didn't even lift her head, still buried in the piles of food, with her mouth stuffed to the point of being swollen and unclear, she said: "To be honest with you, I wasn't married at all. I just said that to avoid the disturbance of boring people. But today I still couldn't escape, luckily the young master saved me. The little woman really has no way to repay him, so..."

  "Alright, alright, you eat, you eat." Just as the topic was about to steer towards "dedicating one's body", Tang Guo hastily interrupted.

  Taking a deep breath, Tang Guo began his persuasion plan——

  "My family is so poor we can't even afford to cook."

  "It's okay, enduring hardship is my virtue."

  I like hitting women.

  "Marry a chicken follow the chicken, marry a dog follow the dog, marry a carrying pole and carry it along."

  "I already have a wife."

  "It doesn't matter, since ancient times it's been normal for men to have three wives and four concubines!"

  Tang Gu was thoroughly defeated, preparing to make a last-ditch effort. She raised her head, puffed out her chest and shouted loudly: "I'm a girl!" As soon as the words fell, everyone's gaze shot towards her, and she hastily shrunk back into herself.

  Then her gaze fell on me again, but didn't find any surprised expression. Finally, I finished a table of delicious food, took out my handkerchief to wipe my mouth, looked at her for three seconds, and then mysteriously hooked my finger at her.

  Tang Gu Kei looked puzzled but still obediently leaned in. All I heard was a soft whisper in my ear: "Actually, I'm a boy."

  "Pfft." Tang Guo couldn't hold back and spat a mouthful of water all over my face.

  I hastily wiped my face with a handkerchief and said with extreme disdain: "It's just a joke, why react so big?"

  "Hahaha, no, not at all, hahaha!" She burst into a loud and unattractive laughter.

  "Alright, alright, what's the big deal?" I thought to myself: be careful not to laugh so hard that your face gets paralyzed! I reached out and pulled on the arm of Xiao Qian who had been standing there with her mouth agape from the beginning, clearly unable to take the blow: "Snap out of it!"

  1。2。3，

  Xiao Qian immediately stared at me with wide eyes: Madam, what are you playing now?

  I gave her a reassuring look, but she shuddered violently and looked like she had just seen a horror movie.

  Come on, this is too much, you're not giving me any face!

  Tang Guo finally extracted himself from his daze and said with a smile: "Miss, you really are someone who shares my aspirations. My name is Tang Guo."

  "Dantai Yue." I also smiled and replied.

  "Did you sneak out like I did?" she asked with interest.

  "How is it possible?" I replied instantly: We sneaked out openly and uprightly!

  "Why did you come out?"

  "Not yet, my brother asked me to clean up a miscellaneous courtyard that no one has lived in for several years, saying it's for an important guest. But there are many mice there, so I had to come out with the maid to buy mouse poison."

  "Who is your brother?"

  "You're right." I replied hesitantly, and seeing that she didn't react at all, I was certain that she wasn't from the capital.

  "Really..." Her thoughts seemed to drift away.

  "And you, why did you run out?"

  "My father wants me to marry a man I've never met before, only then can our family live in peace and prosperity."

  "Your father is too much, you're his daughter after all, how can he ruin your life like this?" I said with some indignation.

  "My father was also helpless, he only had me as his daughter, for the sake of my... family, I had to do this." Tang Gu said this with a somewhat despondent gaze.

  "Who does he want you to marry?"

  "I...I don't know either..." Her eyes flickered, as if evading something.

  Since she didn't want to tell me, I couldn't force her either. Looking up and seeing that it was already late, I held her hand and said: "I should head back, what about you?"

  "I'm also, now my home is definitely in a mess."

  We looked at each other and burst out laughing.

  "We will meet again."

  "We will meet again."