Chapter 74: Causing a Commotion in the Imperial Palace, Meng Guifei's Whole Story

  "Yue'er, did you really do this?" Lin Xuan asked, suppressing the urge to burst out laughing and trying to remain calm.

  "Of course." I gave her a triumphant glance, "An old general rides out, one against two!"

  "Pfft!" Lin Xuan Yan finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "I've always been thinking of how to teach her a lesson. But I didn't succeed, now you're here and helped me fulfill my dream that's been pending for many years!"

  "That's it!" I made a victorious gesture towards her, "Hey, why hasn't Meng Guifei come to demand an explanation? How strange!"

  The voice had barely fallen when a treacherous voice called out: "Empress Meng requests an audience!"

  At the same time, before the words had fallen, Meng Guifei, with a pale face, rushed into the great hall impatiently.

  "You two people, actually harming me!" Meng Guifei said, covering her lower abdomen with her hand, unable to bear the pain.

  "Oh no, sister, don't frame me!" Lin Xuan said with feigned innocence.

  "You, it's all because of that egg white face mask of yours! I had diarrhea nonstop after eating it, and I didn't expect you to have an ulterior motive. Smiling on the surface but hiding a knife, how treacherous!"

  "Sister, shouldn't you understand that I originally had it, but you snatched it away halfway. How can there be any prior intention?"

  "You, you, if you were using it yourself, how could you put laxatives in it? I think you intentionally let her go to the imperial garden to attract my attention!" As he said this, he seemed to be in pain again, so he squatted down, but his mouth still didn't spare me. His eyes were still glaring at me fiercely as he spoke. I just shrugged my shoulders, showing extreme helplessness.

  "Sister, don't pretend to be innocent. If you didn't have any ulterior motives and weren't trying to snatch things from me, how could you have fallen for it? Right, Yue'er?" Lin Xuan said with a hint of a smile.

  "Of course, and this thing is really not surprising to our queen. Because the mask is used to apply on the face, not to eat. Smart and lovely Meng Guifei, you wouldn't have eaten it, would you?" I asked with feigned surprise.

  Meng Guifei was speechless. She herself had actually eaten it. At the time, she thought it tasted good and smelled quite fragrant...

  How sinister these two people are!

  Just as she thought of this, Consort Meng was no longer able to hold on. Gnashing her teeth in anger, she threatened: "You just wait, I'll go tell the Emperor right now." With that, she hastily ran out of the grand hall.

  "Hahaha!" Lin Xuan and I laughed so hard we were doubled over.

  "Ah, I couldn't take it anymore." I laughed so hard that two "sparkling tears" fell out. Suddenly, a devilish grin appeared on my face again, because I saw the two palace maids in Lin Xiangyuan's palace...

  Colorful clouds and fallen clouds have come back.

  The two of them looked at me and Lin Xuan's smiling faces, almost rolling on the ground with laughter. Then they thought of Meng Guifei who had just rushed past them, and they were filled with regret. Alas, they missed a good show!

  "I have reported back to the lady, and everything has been taken care of."

  "Great, great, you've done a great job." I praised the two of them.

  Lin Xuan's expression was somewhat strange: "Yue'er, what did you have them do?"

  "What can I do? Just let them take away all the toilet paper in the palace!" I replied, trying to hold back my laughter.

  "Ah, Yue'er you're really not ordinary!" Lin Xuan Yan winked at me with a look of approval.

  "After you!" I said with a bow."

  "Also, we won't need the eunuch in charge to send over paper within an hour. Whoever calls out can be ignored." Lu Yun also spoke up in a flattering manner.

  "Good job! Good job!" Lin Xuan's heart was extremely pleased. "This month's salary will be doubled."

  Cai Xia and Luo Yun were overjoyed, Fu Shen said a word: "Thank you, Your Majesty." Then they retreated together.

  Then, Lin Xuan and I exchanged a glance. Three seconds later, we burst out laughing again!