Frisk: "Oh no."

  ???: "Oh yess-Wait, didn't Mettaton copyright that?"

  Frisk: "Can you copyright a sentence?"

  ???: "It's murky waters, the laws in this place are really-Wait, why I'm talking to you! I should be-"

  *The plated warrior drops her musical radio and clicks an assortment of buttons.

  *A banger song starts playing.

  ???: "Singing to you to bring your doom! Undyne the undying warrior of the underground! Putting down heavy hits on little shits like you! Ay Ay Fire away!"

  *Three spears shoot at you. You dash ahead but the spears keep up.

  Frisk: "Seriously, Auto-Aim!?"

  Undyne: "Don't blame me that I came to maim and cut open your brain to get your Soul because there's no gain without pain!"

  Frisk: "Why would I not blame you for that?"

  Undyne: "Oh right, well do us all a favor human, and DIE!"

  *Undyne hurtles a giant spear at your deformed leg.

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  *You face plant onto the floor.

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  *You scurry to your feet and-

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  *The homing spears knock you back to the ground.

  Undyne: "HAHAHAH! Down already Human?! You're not as tough as I thought you'd be. Why you don't even have a giant sword!"

  Frisk: 'Chara...help? I think she broke-'

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  *A giant spear pierces into your shoulder blade. The blood stains your shirt, it's beautiful.

  Frisk: 'You fucking assho-"

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  *You squirm, but resistance is futile. Only darkness awaits you.

  *Unless...you beg.

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  Frisk: 'You...you little-AH!'

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  *Beg.

  Undyne: "HAHAHAHA, this is too easy! Man, Papyrus won't even believe me when I tell him how weak you were!"

  Frisk: 'C-Chara...please...please-'

  Undyne: "DIE!"

  Frisk: "HELP ME!"

  *Back-flipping over the spear we grab it in mid-air and hurl it back at Undyne.

  *Her slap deflects the spear into one of the many rocky pillars.

  *Now, was that so hard?

  Frisk: 'F-fuck you.'

  Undyne: "Oh? So you've got a second wind human? Well, you're not the only one who can POWER UP! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

  *...Undyne pulls out a guitar from thin air.

  *She starts shredding.