Chapter 10: Beautiful Buttocks and Muscles
Hobbiti walked out of the office of Warring States and went all the way down to Marlin Plaza, where he met Peng En, Bei Li Gu De, and Bu Lan Yu who had been waiting for him early.
"What's this, what's this? Where is your appointment to?" Belligud said curiously as he saw Hopody holding a document identical to theirs.
"The East Sea." Hobodi flipped open the appointment letter, and Beligude and Pengen stared at the text on it, not missing a single word, then looked at their own. Finally... they put on a sympathetic expression, patted Hobodi's shoulder to comfort him: "Being sent to the East Sea, but as a commander, it's also considered freedom, and it's rich in beauties - most importantly, Lieutenant Hobodi, you weren't demoted."
"Your tone of comfort makes me feel that it's not a good place." Hobodi was somewhat speechless at this live treasure.
"Right, you two calamity-ridden guys, just now still guessing how envious Hobody would be promoted to your superior, now the officer is sent to a place where birds don't lay eggs and started being a good person?" Blannew pointed at Belligood and scolded him shamelessly.
Bailey Good shot him a glance and said sourly: "Promoted guys don't talk to us, Lieutenant Brannew..."
Bran's forehead bulged with a blue vein, very displeased: "Hmph, if I hadn't memorized those precious documents that were destroyed in Pongkhat Sad, you might have been demoted even further."
"Is that so, Your Excellency?" Beligarde muttered under his breath, and Blount's face turned red with rage as he rolled up his sleeves.
Hobbes and Penn ignored them and started talking instead.
"Peng En, do you know who Kapu is?"
Peng En's zombie-like face nodded stiffly, but instead, he looked at Hoboldy with a strange expression: "What happened? Don't you know this name?"
The conversation of the two people stopped Brannew and Bellygood, who were not far away from making a noise, and they perked up their ears to listen carefully.
Hoboldi shook his head: "Hmm, I just heard about it too. The Warring States General asked me to take his warship to the East Sea tomorrow."
"Hey, hey......" Blanche couldn't help but come forward and sit down beside Hoboldy: "What have you been up to lately? Even the famous General Kapur doesn't know?"
Bailey looked at him with a strange expression and nodded in agreement: "Yeah, as a navy you don't even know 'Hero' Karp!"
"Hero" Kapur?
"That's right, as the eve of the Great Pirate Era clashed with Pirate King Gol D. Roger countless times, several times pushing Pirate King Roger to the brink of death, legendary in the Navy, we call him Hero Garp!"
"But he's only a lieutenant colonel, isn't the hero thing a bit exaggerated?" As the three of them looked over at the monster with strange gazes, Hoboldi's face began to sweat.
"No, no, it seems you don't know anything. Well, then let me, Bran New of the Intelligence Department, give you a crash course on the legendary history of our naval heroes!"
Then, Brannew went on to describe the heroic deeds of Captain Karp during the Great Pirate Era, exaggerating and embellishing them. He talked about how pirates with bounties over a billion would flee in fear at the mere sight of him, how he had defeated the infamous pirate "Cone of Green Pepper" with just one punch, leaving his opponent unable to take care of himself, and how he had refused countless invitations from high-ranking officials. From Brannew's description, it seemed like Captain Karp was a legendary figure!
Hobbit found that not only Branagh and Bailey were extremely admired, but even the normally calm Penn showed a respectful expression, and it was only then that the disbelieving expressions gradually solidified.
What kind of person is someone you will see every day and live with on a boat for at least a month?
"Hopody, you lucky guy. Donghai... I also really want to go~~ Waaa~" Beligude burst into loud sobs.
"Monty D. Cap?" Not until Brannagh spoke the last name did Hoppy's pupils constrict, his eyes narrowing in thought.
This surname is not unfamiliar to him, the protagonist of that Punk Hazard chapter, the worst generation, the straw hat kid with a bounty of 4 billion, isn't it Monchi D?
Grandfather is a naval hero, but his grandson is a great pirate... What's going on? Hobodi couldn't figure it out and looked at the worshiping eyes of Bran New and others. This lieutenant general didn't seem to be a big villain hiding in the navy like 'Ghost Bamboo' Virgo, the head of the Naval G5 base.
Forget it——
Let's see how things go then!
At this moment, a pedestrian walking back and forth in the Marlin Vando Square suddenly saw a beautiful blonde woman walking towards Hobodi and his three companions.
For a moment, Blanche and Bellegarde's hearts beat rapidly, their fiery eyes unable to conceal their excitement.
Peng En's zombie face also rose with a red lump, and he secretly thought, could it be that they are looking for me?
A flash of astonishment flickered in Hoboldi's eyes. A woman like this was a rare treasure, even in the world of his previous life. In his mercenary career, he had slept with many women, but none could compare to the one before him now.
A red suspender skirt, revealing shoulders as delicate as a treasure, with a figure in golden proportion, where it should be straight and where it should be curved, the plump and rounded buttocks swaying back and forth, the two white mounds on the chest above the willow waist, accompanied by high heels stepping step by step, jumping up and down.
The woman finally walked to the front of the four, her face blushing, a pair of big eyes staring at Hobodi: "Lieutenant, I heard that you're leaving tomorrow?"
"Who are you?"
"Phoenyx."
"Gah?!" Hopper's mouth was agape, this being his first loss of composure in the pirate world. Beside him, Brannew, Bellygood and Pengwin were about to spit water out.
Is that Gare, the sturdy man with a tiger's back and bear's waist and a square face?
"Uh, it's me..."
"No, no! Don't say that again." Blanche knelt on the ground, a line of tears flowing from under her sunglasses: "If you say it again, my heart will break."
"Huh?" Fionnix was taken aback, in her script, it should have been the four of them gazing longingly at her, and then she would take her hero's hand and leave with him amidst masculine pride.
What's going on?
Bailey Good knelt on the ground, his fists pounding the pavement of Marlin Vardos Square: "Why, why did you have to tell me this cruel truth? Couldn't you just make up a name? Why..."
"No, what are you talking about? And, Lieutenant..." Fionnix's face was full of tender affection.
Hobbit's skin suddenly rose with goosebumps all over his body, his face was full of muscles that made him feel cold, he immediately stood up from the square chair, one hand on Fionix's shoulder, they looked at each other, one with eyes that dared not meet, the other with love flowing in her eyes.
"Shut up! Gal."
"Ensign!?" Fionnix finally felt a sense of unease.
Bulaneu got up from the ground, his originally excited emotions inexplicably calmed down, staring at the stunning woman in front of him. This was the woman he had a crush on, but after that name, all his beautiful dreams were shattered.
"Don't deliberately dress up like that, Gal. We can't bear it! Whether you're Fuyinix or someone else. Although Gal has gone far away, the Gal in our hearts is still alive..." As soon as she finished speaking, a gust of wind blew across Marvindor's square, and Brannagh left without any lingering attachment.
"That's right, Galt is our brother in heart!" Bellegarde also ran.
Peng En felt something was off and whispered to Hobodi beside him, "Uh, Lieutenant Hobodi, I also..."
"Wait!" Hoboldy hastily shouted, what a joke, he was not willing to be alone with this woman who had a double impression, the previous impression of Gale and the impression of the stunning beauty who just walked by, the two overlapping together, Hoboldy no longer had any residual passion for the woman in front of him, only leaving a chill.
This woman, whether she's a transvestite or a tomboy, for them, even if they were to take this woman to bed and have a wild time, the impression of the robust and muscular man would still overlap with this woman, the effect produced between the two is just too stimulating for them.
Imagine Hobbit was having a romantic night with this stunning beauty, and suddenly the beautiful woman under him turned into a big man, what a nightmare that would be.
So...
"You're a man, so... Peng En, it's up to you." Hoboldy also felt unable to cope with the situation and directly fled.
At this moment, in the crowd on Martin Place, there are two desperate people.
One was Navy Headquarters T. Penn, who at this moment was only a meter away from the stunning beauty in front of him, but to others, this stunning beauty was now the creature that made him most afraid. In front of him, it seemed like an illusion had already appeared, and the previous scene replayed itself, with the stunning beauty smiling and walking towards him, at which moment he thought his own spring was about to arrive, however, as she walked, the stunning beauty had already transformed into the hulking figure of Gal, grinning in a way that made one's skin crawl.
Spring has not arrived yet!
There is only a chill in the air colder than the cold wind on a winter's day.
"Damn it, I'm losing consciousness... Is this the end for me, T. Penn? It's so unfair!"
Another desperate figure is Fionnghuala, who has fainted opposite Pengwin.
The expected script did not appear, the hero in her heart did not hold her hand, and the two of them left happily together.
The scorching gaze around was dazzling, but it didn't matter anymore.
Her world had turned into a dull gray and white, no longer seeing any color, especially the lieutenant's captivating pink hair that was now completely gone.
Fuyinix's entire body fell to the ground, leaving only her lingering consciousness, and the last thing she remembered was the hero's final words:
"You're a man, man, man, man, man..."
"Hey, it's okay, isn't it? Fuyi!"
Marlin Vando Square, a nearly three-meter-tall man walked up to the unconscious Fuyinix and picked her up. The giant cloak of justice behind him fluttered, revealing a red suit inside, with a cherry blossom pinned on his chest.
"What's going on... wasn't she supposed to meet those incompetent kids who failed to catch Punk Hazard? How did they all pass out, were they attacked or something?"
"That... General Sakazuki, probably isn't like that..." a passing naval soldier said weakly.
After all, this terrifying man in front of him didn't dare to speak loudly. This is... the so-called "Red Dog", one of the three generals, and a representative figure of the Marine Hawk faction!
Sakaski stood up and turned around, revealing a pair of eyes hidden under his military cap that stared at his prey: "Oh? Then you can tell me specifically!"