Chapter 63: Jin Kui and Hongbai Never Died of Poverty

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  Akane and Marisa looked at Yakumo Yuko who was looking up at the sky with a sorrowful cry, feeling as if a crow had flown over their heads.

  Fool... fool...

  "Just born...... six years......?" Akane quickly found the point.

  What kind of devil is six years old?

  Akane glared at Yakumo Sumeragi tomorrow.

  "Huh, Ana replied ~ aren't you going to explain? What does 'just born six years' mean?"

  Eight clouds ink big sweat.

  "That, what you heard just now was an illusion..."

  "Yui, did Father say anything just now?" Akane asked Yui with a stern expression.

  The little guy raised his hand and said proudly: "Dad says he's only six years old!!!"

  This isn't something you can say with a proud expression!

  Meirin's gaze fell back on Hachimitsu again.

  Baiyun Mo resisted for a while, but ultimately fell under the mighty feminine power of his own wife.

  "Alright...... I said......"

  Is it an illusion? Akane felt that Yakumo Saku became grayish-white in an instant.

  "Strictly speaking, I've only been alive for six years now... which means... your husband, me, is six years old..."

  Your husband is six years old...

  My husband is six years old...

  Six years old...

  Good! The word count scam is complete!

  Mei felt that her understanding had been completely overturned, even when she first knew about Yakumo's true identity as a tsukumogami, her understanding hadn't been overturned to this extent.

  This phenomenon has a popular name among the people, called "destroying three views".

  "What do youkai eat to grow up..."

  After being stunned for a while, Akane suddenly asked such a sentence.

  "I know I know!" Marisa exclaimed loudly and suddenly on one side, drawing everyone's attention.

  Hei Bai took off the pointed hat on his head, reached in and rummaged around for a while, then pulled out a package of mysterious yellow plastic bags.

  On the packaging bag is printed a white man with his hand propping up his chin and gazing at you with an enchanting gaze.

  On top of it were three big characters - Jin Gu Lai.

  Wait, why is it Jinbao?

  Baiyun Mo rushed up and snatched the mysterious package of golden popcorn, turning it over carefully, and finally came to the conclusion that this was a genuine product from the sacred place of Santiago in the Star Stripe Empire.

  And in a small corner of the packaging that was easy to overlook, there was another line of text - effective for idiots.

  "What's going on?! Where did this strange golden gourd come from?!"

  Yakumo Yukari suddenly suspected whether this was really Gensokyo or not. Why would a golden can appear out of nowhere?!

  Hei Bai swiftly snatched the golden orb away with a speed that left no time for reaction, carefully putting it away afterwards. He then glanced at Ba Yún Mò and said: "I found this one day when I went to Líng Mèng's place to enjoy the autumn breeze in her shrine, it should be something from the outside world that accidentally fell in."

  "After discovering this thing, I deceived Cirno into thinking that if she ate it, she would become invincible in Gensokyo... and then she went ahead and ate it..."

  "...and then Kiruno suddenly turned into a little monster and caused chaos in Gensokyo, but in the end it was Reimu who calmed down that strange transformation!"

  The Hakurei Shrine is actually a node connecting Gensokyo to the outside world, so occasionally things from the outside world appear in Gensokyo through the Hakurei Shrine.

  So, in the three years since Yakumo Yukari left Gensokyo, did an incident known as "The Great Hakurei Barrier Incident" occur?

  But that's not the key point, the key is why there are golden eggs in the outside world!

  And you, with your black and white outfit, are you a real man for saying such things out loud and going to the Hakurei Shrine to enjoy the autumn breeze?

  After Mingri Na, Yún Mò Lì was also destroyed three views.

  So you see, being husband and wife is indeed a union of one heart and mind, right?

  "Ah! The young master of the Yakumo family, I recall that before you left, you asked me to bring back some interesting things from the outside world for you, right?"

  Marisa stretched out her small hand towards Yakumo Yukari, with an expectant expression on her face.

  "Here, take it!"

  You really don't know what politeness is at all...

  Yakumo Mokou opened a gap and reached inside to pull out a small trinket, which she tossed over to Marisa.

  For Yaobikuni Yakumo, a yokai who essentially has the same abilities as Shiro, creating a hidden space to store things is not difficult.

  "What is this?"

  Marisa stared at the strange object in her hand in amazement.

  "How beautiful!"

  "This thing is called PSP, there's a manual attached, you can play with it slowly, I'm going to go find that red and white one..."

  Just thinking about how he was swindled by his sister into owing so much money made Yakumo Suke feel very innocent.

  However, Marisa threw her PSP into the pointed hat and said: "Are you going to find Reimu? It just so happens that I'm also going. By the way, who are these two people? Haven't seen them in Gensokyo before! Da☆ze!"

  Are you just now noticing this issue?

  "Nice to meet you, I'm Yakumo Akane, Mokou's wife. And this is our daughter, Musubi."

  After observing her earlier, Akane judged Marisa to be a very thick-skinned person.

  "Nice to meet you!" Jingyi said with a smile.

  "Ah! Nice to meet you! I'm Moriya Satomi, the mist rain magician from the Mist Rain Magic Shop! My profession is a magician! My hobby is collecting (stealing) interesting things!"

  Satomi stroked her chin and observed Akane and Yui for a while before suddenly asking: "Kumokawa's little brother, did you also feed your daughter gold pills or something? Otherwise, why would she grow up so big in just three years?"

  "You just ate that nonsense! Your whole family eats that nonsense!" Hachijou Madoka was furious, "I wouldn't feed those inexplicable things to Yui!"

  As soon as Marisa mentioned that eating the golden dumplings could turn Cirno into a small monster and cause chaos in Gensokyo, Yakumo Yukari immediately kept her distance from the suspicious package of golden dumplings.

  It's indeed worthy of being a high-tech product with confidentiality level comparable to that of the Star Empire's nuclear launch code...

  As for why Marisa grew so big in just three years, Reimu didn't investigate further.

  After all, this is Gensokyo, where common sense from the outside world doesn't apply, isn't it?

  Cough cough, so just ignore that golden thingy, or else you might end up becoming a Qiluonuo!

  "Good... hungry... ah..."

  Ling Meng lay in the kotatsu of the shrine, looking sorrowful.

  "Hmmph~~~~"

  His stomach's protest against hunger caused Red and White to let out a pained cry once again.

  "Why doesn't anyone come to worship Naofu..."

  "Why doesn't anyone come and ask me to exorcise the monster..."

  "Ugggh... Why did Marisa have to steal the food I had collected and stored with such difficulty..."

  "Ugh... Why hasn't that damned Soul Dull returned my money yet..."

  "We've run out of ammo and food..."

  Just as Reimu was lying in the futon, Marisa's voice came from outside the shrine.

  "Wow~~ Ling Meng! I've come to see you da ze!"

  The huge red bow on Ling Meng's head moved slightly.

  The wooden doors of the shrine were pushed open and Marisa hopped in with a bounce.

  Reimu was still face down in the kotatsu, and Marisa grabbed her arm and started pulling her out.

  "Ling Meng Ling Meng! Wake up quickly! Someone's coming!"

  "Who?"

  Ling Meng raised her head reluctantly and widened her eyes instantly when she saw the three figures standing at the door.

  "Wow! Long time no see, Red and White!"

  Baiyun Mo waved his hand in greeting.

  Seeing her husband's sly smile, Akane beside him couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle.

  On the way here, after being relentlessly questioned by Akane, I finally understood why my husband owed this shrine maiden money.

  "You monster, you've finally come back! Return my money quickly! I'm starving to death!"

  Ling Meng instantly regained her mobility and rushed to Ba Yun Mo's face, grabbing his sleeve and saying loudly.

  Eight clouds ink big silly face.

  "I said, it's been three years since we last met, shouldn't we catch up first?"

  Ling Meng snorted disdainfully, "You're not even rich, who wants to reminisce with you!"

  He raised his hand weakly and supported his forehead, Bayun Mo waved his hand to open the gap, and took out a few gold bricks from inside to hand over to Ling Meng.

  These gold bricks naturally came from the reserve vault of that unlucky country he robbed.

  "Let me see... it should be around 700,000."

  Baiyun Mo was still thinking about whether he could get away with it.

  Unfortunately, he underestimated Ling Meng.

  Or perhaps it's underestimating Ling Meng's obsession with money.

  "What? Who told you it was 700,000?"

  Ling Meng quickly gathered up those few gold bricks at a speed that made one's eyes twitch, and once again stretched out both hands towards Bayun Mo.

  "One day is 100,000, you have been gone for three years, zero months, two days and nine hours!"

  "So you owe me a total of (3*365+3*30+2+9/24)*10=11,873.75 ten thousand!"

  "One billion one hundred eighty-seven million seven thousand five hundred yuan!"

  "Not one of you kids is missing!"

  ……

  Everyone fell silent...

  How on earth did you calculate that formula in an instant...

  Is it said that as long as it involves money issues, your fighting power will instantly break through the sky?...