Spaghetti Monster’s cheeks vibrate ominously before launching its massive meatballs at the army. The front line reacts just in time, dodging the incoming projectiles, but those in the back, their vision blocked by the chaos ahead, aren’t as lucky. The meatballs crash through barriers with incredible force, sending souls spiraling downward the moment they make contact.
Hot on the heels of the meatballs, spaghetti-like tentacles unfurl and extend toward the front line with alarming speed. Steve and Wei hold their ground, unleashing counterattacks against the advancing tendrils. Lava streams and icy cyclones clash with the spaghetti, destroying several of the tentacles – but they regenerate almost instantly, their length seemingly infinite as they continue to stretch from the spaghetti mass. Outnumbered, the two leaders are forced to rely on agility, Steve summoning cyclones to propel himself out of reach, while Wei uses streams of water to evade the relentless assault.
During the chaos, Spaghetti Monster’s cheeks, which were previously hollow and exposing the larger meatball at its core, refill with new meatballs that rapidly expand to plug the gaps. Suddenly, another launch occurs, but this time, the meatballs explode midair, scattering fragments across the army. Some shards spread far, striking even more souls, including Wei and David’s entire team.
As the affected souls begin to plummet, David calls out, “Don’t come after us!” His directive keeps the rest of the army in space, where they focus on providing backup for Steve, who continues to counter the relentless attacks.
Despite the icy cyclone swirling around him, multiple of the countless tendrils manage to weave their way through, closing in on Steve. Just as they’re about to strike, a sudden explosion erupts, forcing the tendrils to recoil – it’s Wyn’s cyclone, carrying Mira’s whip, arriving just in time to assist.
Not stopping there, Wyn channels his strength to conjure multiple vertical cyclones at once, each one hurtling in a different direction to tear Spaghetti Monster apart piece by piece. The massive entity quivers under the onslaught, noodles and sauce flung in every direction. However, despite the visible damage, the divine pasta beast is far from defeated. Its form writhes and regenerates even as the cyclones rage on.
In an unexpected turn, its sinuous spaghetti strands stretch further, forming two massive fists at its sides and two elongated legs at the bottom, while still directing its remaining tendrils at Wyn’s team. Each punch generates a powerful gust, sending Steve and the army hurtling backward as they struggle to stabilize themselves.
At the same time, a small group of souls manages to sneak past the towering monster, aiming for an attack from behind. However, their efforts are quickly thwarted as tendrils sprout from the creature's back with terrifying speed. The souls are seized mid-air, helplessly entangled, and pulled into the writhing mass of spaghetti, disappearing into its sauce-coated form.
“Shouldn’t Steve summon a moderator to help us?” Mira asks, her voice laced with urgency.
“He can’t,” Wyn replies grimly. “He needs at least Wei or David to summon one at the same time.”
Before anyone can respond, their worst nightmare unfolds. Spaghetti Monster starts moving – mimicking the otherworldly fluidity of the wheel angels, able to shift in any direction seamlessly without needing to pause. Its enormous form blurs as it zooms past Wyn’s team from above, the sheer speed creating a forceful gust that sends them spiraling downward. As it glides through space, its massive fists grab souls mid-air, while its tendrils ensnare others, pulling them into its writhing, sauce-drenched mass.
Steve shoots at the enemy from above, but his ice bullets can only sever a few of the spaghetti strands before they quickly regenerate. When the colossal beast finally comes to a stop, Steve propels himself directly above it, conjuring a powerful icy cyclone that strikes the center of the mass. Gradually, the middle of the creature begins to frost over. While maintaining the enveloping cyclone, Steve creates an ice sheet beneath his feet, protecting himself from the oncoming tendrils that rise rapidly from the mass below.
At that exact moment, Wyn hurls Mira’s whip beneath the beast, triggering an explosion at its elongated legs. Lisa’s lasers follow in quick succession, and the infamous icy weiner crashes into the now-wobbly legs, causing them to lose mass and shorten. However, the creature isn't done yet – new legs sprout from the bottom of its rear, and they start charging toward Wyn’s team as the pasta god descends at an alarming speed.
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Wyn quickly grabs his team, dashing them away from the incoming threat. But just as they start to gain some distance, a meatball, dropped from within the main mass at the creature's rear, is launched with pinpoint accuracy by the massive legs. The team is struck, and despite their best efforts to hold on to each other, the hit sends them plummeting downward.
The moment Wei and David’s team hit the sauce ocean, they quickly resurface, scrambling to find floating meatballs to help them rejoin the fight. But as they surface, the spaghetti on the sauce’s surface begins to retract, pulling itself together like a massive tidal wave. The meatballs are sucked into the mass, and the team finds themselves fighting against the overwhelming pull of the converging strands, struggling to break free from the suffocating force.
Wei cuts himself free with his sword, his lava streams scorching the spaghetti upon contact and freeing some souls that had been pulled into the mass. Just as David’s team begins to regain their balance, floating on Charlotte’s and Violet’s wind gusts, a massive kraken-like tentacle formed from spaghetti slams Wei back down into the sauce. Before anyone can react, they realize they’re surrounded – more tentacles rising from the sauce.
With a barrier up, David’s team dives down to grab Wei, and together they fend off the relentless onslaught of tentacle slams. From below, pasta creatures leap from the sauce, trying to pull them under, but their strength is no match for the barrier. Wei, thinking quickly, switches tactics, firing streams of lava directly into the sauce, steadily increasing its temperature.
In the chaos, one of the tentacles begins to heat up from within. It soon catches fire, releasing the souls trapped inside.
“You have to destroy the meatball inside each tentacle!” one of the freed souls shouts.
“Great, but ret me handrle this!” Wei replies. He intensifies the heat, sending torrents of lava coursing through the sauce. David’s team, moving in perfect sync, continues to fend off the relentless slams from the tentacles.
With a triumphant shout, Wei declares, “I’m as strong as a god now!” and soon spaghetti strands begin to disintegrate, freeing more souls from their sticky prison. However, the intense heat also injures many souls caught in the attack. As the meatballs inside the tentacles are exposed, Wei doesn’t destroy them. Instead, he directs the souls to touch the meatballs so they can rejoin the battle above.
Meanwhile, Wyn propels his team while falling against the strong descent into a field of floating meatballs that launch them back up on contact. Without hesitation, as they stabilize, they drive the whip embedded in the icy dog straight into the equivalent of a fist joint. The impact causes the fist to swing, but their combined effort isn’t enough.
Steve, unable to sustain the cyclone, jets upward and fires ice bullets into the frozen area. However, he quickly realizes his mistake as the crushed strands begin to regrow, and the monster starts ascending toward him.
Maneuvering carefully, Steve evades the pasta god and makes his way to Wyn’s team. Together, they attempt to freeze the entity. Steve begins with a concentrated cyclone, its force amplified by Wyn’s. Then, with the combined ice abilities of James and himself, he works alongside Yu in an effort to freeze the pasta’s rear. The attack tilts the deity upward, and as anticipated, meatballs are launched from a set of new legs, this time from the back. Lisa shoots at the incoming balls, her attacks only slowing them down, before Mira steps in, blasting them with her whip in quick succession. Though they don’t explode, their movement is halted, and they now float motionless in space.
Before the creature’s rear is frozen solid, it spins, sending spaghetti strands splashing sauce as it repositions itself to face Steve and Wyn’s team, but now it's upside down. Wyn quickly sends the floating meatballs into the enemy, only to realize that they sink into the mass, absorbed by the creature. As the cheeks begin to vibrate, Steve propels everyone out to safety, anticipating the launch of the meatballs even before they’re fired.
At the same time, a concentrated stream of burning water snakes its way toward Spaghetti Monster’s eyes, causing it to retract in reaction. The stream hits where the eyes once were, burning through the pasta at an impressive speed, with the tripled-bladed sword leading the charge. This opens an opportunity for Steve to work with Wyn’s team in another attempt to freeze the enemy once more. However, the mass suddenly explodes, sending sauce flying in all directions, obscuring the souls’ view. In the chaos, the gigantic meatball embedded at the center of the mass shoots itself out, and in an instant, new strands and eyes regrow, restoring the creature.
“How are we supposed to defeat this?” David asks, his voice laced with concern.
“At reast we know where its weakness is now,” Wei replies.

