Chapter 16: Conditions for Choosing a Mate, Big Buttocks are Round

  At the sight of the 10,000-yuan reward, Yueyang's classmate almost turned himself in!

  However, the principle of 'a tall tree in the forest will be broken by the wind' is something that even if you don't understand, you've heard people say it many times. Yueyang doesn't think it's a good idea to tell the world that he's the hidden, innate strongman right now. The imperial family would certainly be delighted to have an innate strongman join them, increasing national power, but what about the other two major powers? They might take advantage of the fact that they haven't yet grown into peak strongmen and make a move to assassinate him... He's so young and already an innate strongman, without having taken any spiritual medicine or having a divine beast, even a fool can think that his innate technique is awesome, it's also hard to guarantee that other innate strongmen won't be jealous.

  So, before becoming absolutely invincible, it's still better for one to be low-key, do things quietly and make a fortune in secret.

  Yueyang smiled and pulled up his black scarf, covering his face, then swaggered into the Mercenary Guild.

  Inside, the house was full of mercenaries, but no one could have known that this masked youngster who had just entered was the congenital expert being sought after by the whole world. Those drinking continued to drink and those gambling continued to gamble.

  People like Yue Yang who dress in black and cover their faces can be spotted as a novice thief at a glance.

  Everyone just needs to keep an eye on their wallets, and there's nothing else worth noting!

  "Excuse me, what are the procedures to register as a mercenary?" Yueshen's classmate seemed very polite on the surface. In the Mercenary Guild, the more polite one was, the weaker their strength, and the easier they were to be looked down upon. Yueshen's classmate hoped that everyone in the world would think he was weak, so that he could quietly make a fortune. So, he pretended to be 'a weakling, please don't bully me'.

  "Pay the money, fill out the form. With enough money, you can buy a 'Mercenary Star Badge'. Each time you complete a mission, it will record your accumulated points and automatically increase your mercenary level, but you need to add another ten silver coins." The Mercenary Guild didn't have the beautiful receptionist that Yueyang had imagined, only a bald old man with a greasy face.

  "I, I don't know how to write, can you help me fill it out? I, I'll give you a silver dollar." Yiyang could certainly write, but he was afraid that others would recognize his handwriting.

  The strong in the Dragon Continent have all kinds of talents.

  If someone can identify a person's identity by recognizing handwriting, wouldn't that expose oneself?

  It's safer to spend money to hire this old man to fill in, anyway these are not important, as long as some bounty tasks can be obtained from the Mercenary Guild.

  The old man looked at him and thought he was an illiterate mercenary, but he underestimated him. He took it for granted that Yueyang was a rookie and would pay someone to fill out the form for one silver dollar? One silver dollar is equal to 100 copper coins! This kid doesn't take money seriously, what a fool! At this point, he didn't even bother to be polite to Yueyang, let out a cold snort: "I can help you fill it out, but I want three silver dollars."

  Yueyang's classmate was extremely disgusted with the greedy old man in his heart, but on the surface, he showed more and more cowardice: "Three is too many, two silver coins, I'll give you two, please help me out, help me fill out this form?"

  The mercenaries in the house burst out laughing when they saw the old man bullying the rookie.

  Bullying newbies is a fine tradition of the Mercenary Guild!

  At this time, a slender but bright-eyed masked thief walked over to the entrance, snatched the pen and paper from Yue Yang's hand, and scolded: "Two silver coins to ask someone to fill out a form? Are you kicked in the head by a donkey? He is a staff member, originally has the obligation to help illiterate people fill out forms! With such a fool like you, do you want to be a thief? You will starve to death sooner or later! What's your name?

  "Will you help me fill it out? Thank you so much, bro, thank you so much!" Yuyang classmate put on an infinitely grateful expression and stretched out his hand to hug the other person.

  "Halt, or I'll kick you out the door... Fool, what's your name?" The bright-eyed thief heard 'brother' and immediately glared at Yueyang with anger.

  "My name is Titan." Yueyang regretted that he was too slow to react and didn't get a chance to hug the other person. He pretended to look at the other person filling out the form, while sniffing the fragrance on the other person's body from up close. Well, this "brother"'s scent was very pleasant, refreshing and heart-warming, almost as good as the legendary virgin's fragrance. On the surface, Yueyang remained calm and composed, but a certain part of his lower body had shamefully hardened.

  "Titan? What a strange name! I seem to have heard it somewhere!" The bright-eyed thief raised her beautiful eyebrows.

  "That's a dwarf name! Titan, yeah, they're really short, and also a bunch of losers, got beaten by their opponents and then thrown into the Tartarus..." Yuyang classmate explained.

  "It seems not quite right, if so, why would you take this failed Titan as your own name?" The bright-eyed thief was clever and realized something was off, asking back in a strange tone. If Yueshen could make this 'brother' ask back, then he wouldn't be the transmigrator. With a smile in his eyes, he put on an air of confidence: "It's precisely because Titan is a failed one that I want to remember this name firmly and remind myself not to become the same kind of failure in the future!"

  "......" The bright-eyed thief was speechless upon hearing this. If it's really like that, just remember it in your heart, why bother calling yourself by such a pathetic name?

  However, the failed Titan, whose name was actually Titan, felt somehow off.

  Bright-eyed thief looks at Yueyang with a sly smile, humming a tune, and swiftly fills in his name, gender, occupation, then asks: "How old are you this year?"

  Yueyang classmate counted with his fingers and replied seriously: "Two hundred years old, but still unmarried, I have been sincerely looking for a girlfriend for thousands of years. My requirements for choosing a partner are not high, as long as my girlfriend is as beautiful as a fairy, has big breasts, a slim waist, and a round buttocks."

  When he said this, all the mercenaries in the house spat out their wine.

  Is this kid lovesick?

  The legendary toad who wants to eat a swan, I guess it's talking about this little guy!

  Bright eyes thief also bluntly rolled her eyes: "Why don't you say that you want a big butt and round, love you for ten thousand years?"

  Yue Yang's classmate had an expression that brooked no denial: "Loving me for ten thousand years is the shortest deadline, if it can be ten million years better, one hundred million years is not too much!"

  "I love your head!" Ming Mian's thief punched Yueshan into the air, feeling that he was talking to a madman tonight, and his heart was very depressed. But Yueshan's mood was very good, he patted Ming Mian's shoulder: "Thank you, brother, what you said is great, direct, and frank! A real man should love with passion! However, if it were 'kiss my face', that might be even better! Alright, next time I flirt with a girl, I'll use this line. Have you finished filling out the form? Thanks a lot, brother, let me treat you to a midnight snack! I heard that there's a new waitress at the East City tavern with breasts as big as footballs, come on, let's go have a drink and tease her!"

  "You... soccer? What is soccer?" Ming Tong's words made Yueyang choke, but he was soon attracted by the new term and asked curiously.