Chapter 22: Please Don't Like Me So Casually

  "How boring!" The bright-eyed thief brushed off Yue Yang's big hand, stood up, and turned to leave.

  "How can it be boring? Two people in love, romantic entanglement, this is the most meaningful thing in the world! " Yueyang hurriedly chased out, with a bright and mischievous gaze, laughing loudly: "Brother, don't be shy, if you don't know how to do it, I can teach you! Although my experience isn't much, we can slowly research together... No need for violence, let's talk!"

  Bright eyes thief heard the fire gas raging, footsteps stopped.

  With a flick of his hand, a cold light flashed and a dagger appeared.

  Yue Yang saw the dagger placed on his neck and quickly raised his hands in surrender.

  "Get lost, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief suppressed his urge to kill this little brat and squeezed out a sentence between his gritted teeth.

  "Really? You don't like women?" Yueshang classmate's expression was very exaggerated: "You shouldn't be the legendary bottom boy, should you?"

  "What is Shòu Nán?" Ming Móu's thief didn't understand.

  "In this world, there are two types: 'attack' and 'defend'. Attack is responsible for plowing and sowing, it's all hard labor that can kill you; defend is different, defend is responsible for enjoying and sighing, it's a comfortable and beautiful job... Ah, don't hit me!" Yu Yang didn't finish speaking when he was punched in the face by Ming Miao thief.

  "I'm warning you, next time you see me, take the initiative to roll away a bit, otherwise I'll kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but Yueyang classmate acknowledged that this guy's angry look was also quite good-looking.

  There are some people in this world who look good no matter whether they smile or frown.

  It's irresistible at first sight.

  On the other hand, some people are not the same, whether they laugh or get angry, their appearance is extremely disgusting, making people look at them and feel like vomiting. Looking at them for a long time can even give you the urge to crash into a wall and kill yourself. Yueyang classmate thinks that this bright-eyed thief belongs to the first type of small and good-looking, and also belongs to the kind that makes people like him more and more as they look at him. When he sees the bright-eyed thief get angry, he doesn't feel afraid, but instead smiles even more happily: "Don't worry, I'll stay far away from you! Because I'm afraid this guy will fall in love with me!"

  Bright eyes thief originally wanted to fly a kick at Yueyang and leave, but as soon as he heard this sentence, he immediately felt that the little guy in front of him was crazy.

  "What did you say? You'll like me?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.

  "Of course, a man as excellent and handsome as I am is very popular among both beauties and handsome men. However, please note that although I'm a universally loved, flower-blooming, car-loading, three-mountain-five-peak, world-renowned, unbeatable, one-tree-pear-flower-pressing-sea-pine little wolf king, I only like beautiful women and have no feelings for handsome men, so please don't casually fall in love with me!" Yueyang said self-lovingly, raising his face and nose to the sky, completely smug.

  The bright-eyed thief heard this and almost fell over on the ground.

  People who are narcissistic aren't unheard of, but someone as narcissistic as this is a first for me.

  The city wall of Baishi City is as thin as a piece of paper compared to this kid's face. The bright-eyed thief estimated that even if all the narcissists in the world were gathered together, merged into one person, and compared with this kid, they would still not be one-tenth as narcissistic as him!

  Bright eyes thief fortunate that he is not a narcissist, otherwise in front of this kid, it's highly likely to be so self-abased as to cut one's own throat...

  Heaven knows how such an abnormal person was born in this world.

  No kidding, apart from pervert, no adjective can accurately describe this guy in front of me who is full of lust and self-love!

  "Although many handsome men have expressed their love for me in the past, my heart belongs only to beautiful women, and that's forever!" Yueyang clenched his fist firmly.

  "Don't worry, someone as excellent as you, I won't like you, and it's forever!" The bright-eyed thief sneered at Yueyang in secret, thinking that this was a toad wanting to eat swan meat, an absurd fantasy.

  "Ah, I'm relieved now, brother! I was worried about this issue. Now it's fine, you don't like men, just like me, and you also like beautiful women. Ah, now I can finally put down the huge stone in my heart! Since you don't like men and like beautiful women, that's easy to handle. This is great, we have a common language, we both have common hobbies. Come on, let's go pick up girls together! As a knowledgeable and talented person, I've always wanted to write a book about picking up girls, guiding the countless lost young people in the world. Now I just need a partner to collaborate with." Yuyang patted his chest, exaggeratedly expressing that his heart, which had been hanging in suspense for half a day, had finally returned to its rightful place. He warmly threw his arm around Mingmu Zei's shoulder, as if he had found a comrade-in-arms who shared the same aspirations.

  "I say, with your vast knowledge and talents, why don't you complete the 'Treasures of Piao' yourself? I have something to attend to, so I won't keep you company!" The bright-eyed thief let out a cold laugh, his laughter filled with extreme disdain for this self-proclaimed knowledgeable person, thinking that aside from being full of lustful thoughts, what else did he have?

  "It seems you're quite skeptical of my true abilities, brother. You've completely misunderstood me. When you come to understand even a fraction of my vast knowledge, I'm sure you'll be deeply fascinated by my talents. Previously, I was only worried that you'd fall in love with me without regard for your masculinity and want to have a relationship beyond friendship, so I kept it hidden. Do you get it? Brother, do you think I'm an ordinary person? No, I'm a genius!" Yuke Yang almost wrote the words "genius" on his forehead.

  "Are you a genius? Born stupid?"

  Bright eyes thief has never seen such a self-absorbed narcissist in his life, and he still dares to call himself a genius!

  If all geniuses were like him, humanity would probably be on the verge of destruction!

  "If you swear that you won't be captivated by me, I'll show you my skills... No way to prevent you from knowing how awesome I am. Let me tell you, not only ordinary people, even the great poet Li Bai often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why Li Bai is called the 'Poet Immortal'? It's because he plagiarized my poems! And also Du Fu, the 'Poet Sage', he also often plagiarizes my writings. Otherwise, how would they be known as 'The articles of Li and Du shine brightly for eternity'? You don't know, it's all because of me that they have their fame today, got it?" Classmate Yueyang said solemnly, with a very serious expression, looking so stern that the bright-eyed thief was taken aback. This kid can even write poetry?

  "Who is Poet Immortal Li Bai?" The bright-eyed thief found himself having never heard of a Poet Immortal Li Bai.

  "Little friend, you must study hard and strive to improve every day. Even the great poet Li Bai is unknown to you, this won't do! " Yuyang patted the shoulder of Mingzhu with an air of superiority, putting on a 'you're young and not working hard, old age will be filled with regret' expression.

  "What's so special about this Poet Immortal Li Bai, why should I care about him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted in disdain, but was actually a bit nervous.

  "Haven't you even heard of him plagiarizing my 'Quiet Night Thoughts'? That's a classic, you can't be serious?" The expression on Yuyang's face was as if he had just discovered an illiterate monster.

  "Quiet Night Thoughts? Never heard of it, what kind of poem is that?" The bright-eyed thief racked her brains to recall, but couldn't find any relevant memories of the poem.

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