Chapter Thirty: Master? Is Just for Trampling

  Yueyang caught the pink fist with one hand and smiled: "Brother, I know you miss me, but this way of expression is too special. If you can change it to a passionate hug, I'll be even happier! The girls inside have already taken off their clothes and are waiting for us to pamper them. What are we still doing here? Let's go!"

  Bright eyes thief almost didn't go crazy, made an effort to struggle free, struggled out of Yue Yang's big hands that were holding his shoulders.

  Just about to kick this annoying shameless man flying.

  But was pulled by Yueyang, who grabbed her small hand and dragged her quickly, so that she was helplessly dragged straight to the entrance of the Golden Bright Forest.

  "Please wait a moment, the two of you. In the Happy Forest, there is a rule that those who are not properly dressed will not be received." A second-level brave warrior's guard politely blocked Yueyang and Mingmu Thief.

  "As a young and wealthy, elegant and refined future noble guest, I must criticize you. Which eye of yours saw us being disheveled? As the saying goes, 'White stone youth golden market east, silver saddle white horse crossing spring breeze. Fallen flowers trampled where to go, laughing into happiness this building.' We came to your place to give you face, heard that Happy is the number one forest in the world, didn't expect it's all hype, and actually let an illiterate fool like you stand at the door instead of a beautiful maiden with 'figure not near, fragrance arrives first; lips lightly open, words move people' standing at the door to welcome guests. What a disappointment! Do you know what role-playing is? A talented superstar like me, renowned throughout the land and adored by beauties, if I were to easily reveal my true face, wouldn't that be a waste? Aren't the beauties inside excited to the point of crazy screaming? Aren't they thrilled to the point of immediate fainting? This young master has finally toned down once, didn't expect it to be so disappointing, and actually encountered a plebeian villain with dog eyes looking at people lowly. Forget it, forget it, I say, brother, where in the world is there no fragrant grass? Not just Happy Forest, we're leaving!" Yuyang classmate started scolding loudly and made a gesture to pull Ming away.

  Perhaps he was the first customer in history to stand at the entrance and scold the doorman after Kuailelin opened for business.

  If it were someone else, the guards would have thrown him into a stinky ditch long ago.

  However, now Yuyang's scolding was extraordinary, and it immediately startled the captain of the guard who was accompanying the noble guest. He hastily dropped the noble guest and flew down from the high building, first giving his subordinate a severe slap in the face, then bowing respectfully to Yuyang: "Two young masters have arrived, my subordinate is unrefined and has committed an offense, please don't take it to heart, two young masters, please!"

  The guard who blocked the way just now was so frightened that his soul escaped, and he quickly knelt down to apologize.

  Although rare in Baishi City, in the imperial capital of Shangjing, there are indeed some young men from large families who like to disguise themselves as poor students or even beggars and wander around the streets, using this to play tricks on those common people who value appearance.

  There are also many masters and even officials who like to disguise themselves as low-ranking mercenaries or thieves, flirting with beauties in the Happy Forest, taking pleasure in this.

  The more famous and powerful a person is, the more they like to play this tune.

  It's just an emperor, and there's even a time for incognito visits!

  As a third-rate hero, the captain of the guard had seen many young masters who were good at disguise in the Upper Capital. After hearing Yueyang's extraordinary words and eloquent speech, he was even more convinced that he was a talented and well-educated young master from a noble family.

  "I don't know what kind of people you are, but this young man is one of the assassins who attacked us half a month ago!"

  On the high platform, another person jumped down, staring coldly at the bright-eyed thief.

  This person is tall and slender, wearing a magnificent brocade robe with a golden black eagle embroidered on the chest. The pair of hands protruding from the sleeves are like ghost claws, the nose is hooked like an eagle's beak, and the sharp, shining long eyes narrowed into a slit, as sharp as a needle.

  The bright-eyed thief let out a soft hum and stretched out his hand to secretly push against the back of Yue Yang's heart: "You go, I have something to take care of today."

  Yue Yang's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his fists together like a fighting enthusiast: "A fight? I'll help you!"

  Seeing Yueyang's fierce appearance, Mingmu Thief's heart was filled with a burst of sweat. However, in the face of the enemy, this kid didn't abandon himself and run away, which was somewhat beyond Mingmu Thief's expectations. Originally, Mingmu Thief thought Yueyang would say "I'll go eat some midnight snacks first, you can fight slowly, next time we'll hook up with girls together", but unexpectedly this shameless guy turned out to be quite loyal.

  Mercenaries passing by surrounded them as soon as they saw a commotion.

  In no time, the place was packed with people. Even guests inside the Kaixinglin Hotel rushed to the windows or balconies to watch after hearing the news.

  "Cough, Mr. Wu Wing, perhaps there's a slight misunderstanding in between. Why don't we put aside our grudges and clarify the truth of the matter? Everyone present today is an honored guest, I really can't bear to see both sides engage in battle..." The captain of the guard quietly advised the tall, thin man not to rush into battle, but rather to first make clear the identities of the two individuals.

  "This whelp killed the old master's favorite concubine, and the old master has ordered that if they are alive, they must be brought before him, and if dead, their corpses must be presented. This matter is not for Happy Forest to meddle in! Moreover, since these two have not yet entered the main gate of Happy Forest, can they even be considered honored guests? I will take care of them at the entrance, and later I will definitely offer wine and apologies to the master of Golden Blade!" The tall thin man flatly refused any possibility of reconciliation, and also made a 'secret hand gesture' to the leader of the guards.

  The captain of the guard looked and his face changed greatly, immediately retreating to one side.

  This matter is not something that a small squad leader like him can handle. Now what he needs to do is turn a blind eye.

  "Go quickly!" The bright-eyed thief glared at the tall and thin man with a hateful gaze, stretched out his hand to push Yue Yang, urging him to leave.

  "I see he's nothing but skin and bones, one gust of wind and he'll collapse. An enemy like this, what am I afraid of? No need for you to intervene, I can beat him up so badly he'll be picking his teeth off the ground! You stand aside and cheer me on!" Yuke Yang decided to show off his skills.

  A man of great courage and ability, if he has a special talent but does not show it off in front of beautiful women, isn't that just like wearing brocade at night, wasting one's resources?

  Now is the time to take action, it's a good opportunity to score points.

  Besides, that eagle-nosed and ghost-clawed guy opposite us looks like he's begging to be beaten up. Yang Yue feels that if he doesn't give him a good thrashing, it would be a waste of his own abilities!

  The bright-eyed thief looked a bit helpless: "You idiot, do you know who he is? He's a third-level high-ranking hero, known as the Ghost Claw, with wings as black as coal. You're just a small-time thief, no match for him... You, get out of here now! Or stand aside and cheer me on! No way, you'd better stand behind me, don't dare to step out of a three-meter radius!"

  "Your meaning, this guy is a master?" Yueyang felt that he was starting to get lucky, because now it seemed like they were about to perform 'Beauty Saves Hero'.

  "Although I don't want to admit it, in fact, he is indeed a very strong master!" The bright-eyed thief nodded.

  "It's okay, masters are meant to be stepped on!" Yuyang classmate comforted.

  "You think you can trample me? Come on, little ant..." A tall and thin man with a cold smile, named Wu Wing, reached into his pocket and pulled out a black crystal stone. He muttered to himself as a dark glow spread, summoning a six-meter-tall rock puppet.

  As soon as this giant rock puppet appeared, the surrounding mercenaries all let out a collective gasp of shock.

  A fourth-level golem, it appears most frequently not in ordinary mercenary hunting grounds, but on the battlefield! Even on the battlefield, this war machine made entirely of rock weighing tens of thousands of catties and impervious to swords and guns is an invincible existence that sweeps all before it. Apart from a tiny number of super-giant beasts like mammoths, earthquake dragons, and war cod beasts, other beasts in front of the golem have only the fate of being crushed into meat paste.

  Rock Puppet is a nationally banned war mech doll. Except for equipment in the military or state-approved mercenary teams, no private individual is allowed to own it.

  Yue Yang and Ming Cong are facing a six-meter-high rock puppet that is impervious to swords and guns. How will they fight this battle?