Chapter 19: Those Things About the Qin Dynasty

  At this time, the house was quiet again. I pushed open the door and saw Li Shishi holding a "Home Appliance Repair" manual, had already put a disc into the DVD player. On the screen, a Japanese girl in a nurse's uniform filled the room with her provocative movements. The subtitles read: "A certain AV actress", then a man in underwear quickly pressed down on top of her, his hands kneading her breasts until they were unrecognizable. The woman let out a coquettish cry and couldn't help herself.

  Liu Bang was delighted: "This is interesting!"

  I rushed over and blocked the TV, Li Shishi's face turned red and she hid to one side, Liu Bang waved his hand at me: "Move away!"

  Then I heard that certain someone shouting loudly: "Ah, Mai Dei, yi gu yi gu——" This version is concise, no foreplay, directly going for the kill.

  Baozi came over and directly took out the disc. She was very natural: "Wait until we two girls are gone, then you can watch it."

  Liu Bang: "Then you go out first..."

  Qin Shi Huang said: "Before you and Jiang Ziya..."

  As soon as this remark came out, it shocked everyone present. Even Er Biao couldn't help but chuckle and smile at me several times.

  She's used to such jokes and says with a smirk, "I don't believe you and your wife haven't watched any porn or anything."

  Apart from this time, there is no record of whether Qin Shi Huang had ever watched a pornographic film or not.

  At night we naturally divided into three factions: Baozi and Lishi, Liu Bang and Jing Ke, and the remaining Xiang Yu, Qin Shi Huang and I slept in the warehouse before.

  Jing Ke's questions to Liu Bang were always answered, although the principles were all wrong and there was only one way, but the method of use was correct. If he couldn't answer, he would say: "This is the immortal world, even if I tell you, you won't understand."

  Compared to Liu Bang, Xiang Yu actually owed more to Ying Zheng. This foolish young man had taken over the world of Qin Shi Huang, and everything old was either killed or burned. He even dug up the tomb of Qin Shi Huang's ancestors, and without Yu Ji by his side, it's hard to say whether he would have knocked on the door of Qin Shi Huang's widow.

  Now he found that Ying Zhongzi is a very kind person, probably also felt guilty, Ying Zhongzi still wanted to let him sleep on the bed. Later, it was discovered that if Xiang Yu wanted to sleep on the bed, his head and feet would have to be in mid-air, so they gave up. The two of them chatted about the Qin dynasty's affairs, Qin Shi Huang had heard of Xiang Yu's grandfather Xiang Yan, and also talked about the so-called beauties of Chen Cai, summarized the experiences and lessons of the three divisions of Jin, reminiscing about the past, the years were dense. However, what Xiang Yu was doing in the end, Qin Shi Huang still didn't thoroughly ask.

  Although I had a bit of wine, I didn't sleep well, and that 300+54 nightmare haunted me all night. In desperation, I even dreamed of an old Hong Kong man excitedly holding my hand and saying: "Child, you are actually my illegitimate son, my name is Li Jiacheng..."

  The next day I got up very late, Baozi had already left - she had to work a whole day today. I looked at my watch and it was over 11 o'clock. Xiang Yu was no longer on his extended bed, Ying Pàngzi was propping himself up with one arm, playing "Where's the difference" on his MP4.

  I went out of the house and took a look, Li Shishi was wearing an apron to make lunch, in the apron pocket was her survival secret - "Home Appliance Repair", this girl not only has big breasts but also has brains, every electrical appliance she learns how to turn off before turning it on, it is said that she gets up before 8 o'clock to tinker with things, fortunately, she is meticulous, the gas had just been replaced, they still have a year of good luck left, I won't be so lucky, by the way, next time I see Liu Laoliu I'll ask him how many years I can live.

  Xiang Yu went out for a run. Although he was a time bomb on the Yu Ji issue, there's no need to worry about it now. Liu Bang got up early and waited until Bao Zi left before asking Li Shi Shi to show him that porn video from yesterday again.

  All the hair clippings have been picked up by me, because among them there is a 3rd-level male lead's imaginary enemy who is Li Shishi.

  Two fools doing something, I won't elaborate.

  I found that these emperors and kings surprisingly none of them were lazy sleepers. In the past, when people mentioned their extravagance and debauchery, I would think of the phrases "sleeping until naturally waking up, counting money until cramping hands", but now it seems too childish. Actually, they are the ones who truly get up earlier than chickens and work more than donkeys, the first batch of white-collar workers. Scientifically proven, sleeping less can actually increase one's sex drive, so there are many rulers with miss identities (new term: owners of production materials) who are not quite decent in terms of sex: What did King Zhou do? What did Emperor Yang of Sui do? What did Wu Zetian do? What did Clinton do? Freud said...

  I drank a bowl of egg drop soup with lean meat under the service of Li Shishi, and then I chewed on a toothpick, puffed out my belly like a wealthy landlord, and swaggered downstairs. My door is always open, first because this place is remote and there are no strangers around, second because there's nothing worth stealing anyway. You see, it looks quite elegant, with leather sofa, crystal tea table, those things Xiang Yu might not even be able to take away once, even the art frame on the wall I had an extra eye on, the last few nails were hammered crookedly, want to steal? You have to step on the sofa and pull for half a day.

  The most valuable thing is my laptop that can only open two QQ and a web page before it starts to pant, which is locked in the cabinet. In my cabinet, there is also a suit for summer wear, all of which were given by my boss Hao (with a tone). Once he called me and seriously asked me to pay attention to the company image, saying that those who do not wear formal attire during working hours will be dismissed without exception. Half a month later, he came to my place to idle around, knowing in advance that he was coming, I wore a suit with a circle of sweat on my neck, and as soon as he saw me, he laughed and asked what I was doing. I said isn't this what you told me to wear? After talking to him for half a day, he patted his head: That day I got drunk and mistook you for someone else.

  It's been over half a year since I last saw him, and to be honest, I've even started missing him a bit. If it weren't for the fact that my salary is deposited into my account on time every month, I'd almost suspect he'd forgotten about this place altogether. Old Hao must have made some money, although every time I see him, he's always wearing a dirty, high-end outfit, like a rural entrepreneur coming to the city to receive an award. However, I've noticed that he never wears the same clothes twice, which suggests he's doing better than Old Pan. I estimate his annual earnings are probably between 3 and 4 million, but if he's managed to snag some good deals, then there's no saying what he's really worth.

  It suddenly occurred to me that even if it were Old Hao, he couldn't afford to support so many people either.

  Money! Money! How can I make 5 million in a month? Let Er Sha help with the chores, let Li Shishi go to the nightclub, Qin Shi Huang sell goods on the street, Liu Bang do multi-level marketing, Xiang Yu do nothing at all. At that time, I would definitely be envied and hated by others, so I'd keep you by my side as a bodyguard (do you still want to read if I write like this)?

  At this time a very thin man holding a box walked in, he looked at me and asked in a suspicious tone: "Are you the boss here?"

  I chewed on a toothpick and asked, "What's up?" I was annoyed by his condescending attitude.

  The man gently placed the box on the table, pulled out a business card and handed it to me. I took it without looking and put it directly into my pocket. He also said impatiently: "My surname is Chen, this time I came for this thing, take a look at the goods."

  As he spoke, he opened the lid of the box and inside was a very strange white bottle. If it weren't for the neck being much longer than the bottom, you couldn't tell which side was up or down. Except for its unusual base, it looked almost identical to an ordinary flower vase.

  "This is..."

  "This is an antique, now I'd like you to make an offer first, whether it's a deal or not we'll discuss later."

  I watched Chen's calm demeanor, which only made me more suspicious. I took out my phone and dialed Old Pan's number. Chen said, "Let me tell you first, this is an antique from the Song Huizong period..."

  I nodded perfunctorily, and Old Pan's colorful bell rang: The first snow of 2002...

  I was taken aback and asked: "When did you say?"

  "During the reign of Emperor Huizong of Song."

  I immediately hung up the phone and rushed upstairs shouting: "Cousin, come down and see if you've seen this bottle!"

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  Everyone guess how Xiaoqiang earned those 5 million, whoever guesses correctly will be rewarded with something.