Chapter 23 Why Is That?

  I took the paper and saw a lot of notes written on it, I didn't read them carefully, and directly composed an "Guess who I am" text message and sent it to the number on the paper. Jin Shao Yan smiled and said: "He was originally not used to sending text messages, but I guess he will definitely reply..."

  "Baby?"

  Jin Shao Yan didn't even glance at him and said: "Baby!"

  I was so impressed that I exclaimed: "What should I say in return?"

  "You just say: 'Okay, baby', and then arrange a place to meet him."

  "Will he go?"

  "He will definitely come, you just ignore him first and let him find you."

  I pointed at him and said: "Aren't you afraid of running into a swindling gang?"

  "I've received quite a bit of professional training since I was young. Normally, people can't get within seven or eight feet of me, which is why I let you approach him in this way."

  Gee, for the first time I wish Yan Qing had come earlier.

  Jin Shao Yan stretched his waist and said, "If you don't mind, I'd like to invite the people upstairs for a meal. After all, I'm half a host, and seeing those emperors eating instant noodles every day in the dormitory makes me feel uneasy. It's not easy for them to come here, let them see this extravagant world."

  I don't have much opinion on this, it's hard to manage meals for so many people, and Bao Zi is working late shifts. These people have even strolled down Fu Tao Road, there's nowhere in the city they can't go. But what about Bao Zi?

  Jin Shao Yan threw the key on the table after hearing the situation: "Take it." He may have never thought that there was such a thing as asking for leave in this world. People like him, who are spoiled and rich, don't think about others - if they take leave, won't their full attendance award be gone?

  "I said: 'When will he return my message?'"

  "Look at the watch and say, 'I'll be back at 8 o'clock tonight, but you don't need to care about him, just hang him up and talk about it tomorrow.' Jin Shao Yan stood up and concluded, 'A person who has not died once will find it difficult to know where he is worthless - can I go upstairs and chat with them for a while?'"

  I nodded, and to this person who would lose these memories in five days, I warned him without setting a defense: "Don't tell Xiang Yu about Yu Ji, you fatty, oh Qin Shi Huang doesn't even know who Liu Bang is yet, just don't slip up."

  Later, I found out that my worries were unnecessary. The watermark boy was not interested in the old antiques at all. When I went upstairs, I saw him sitting in front of Li Shishi, holding "600 Must-see Movies" on his lap. A handsome guy and a beautiful girl reading a book together, with light music playing beside them - the scene was more Korean than a Korean movie. However, I knew that this kid's main goal was to take Japanese-style photos.

  Jin Shao Yan pointed and explained, saying this is how things are, where was that taken, he even went to the filming location. At first, it was going well, but soon it escalated from "Forrest Gump" to "Basic Instinct". One arm also quietly wrapped around Li Shi Shi's back. I shouted loudly: "Yu Ge——"

  Xiang Yu walked in with his head down, and I pointed to Jin Shao Yan and said to him: "You want to open this young master's ride, it won't take you more than a few hours to get back to your hometown, let him teach you."

  Xiang Yu asked me: "How is the bread?"

  I said: "A single wheel can run faster than a loaf of bread."

  Xiang Yu's eyes gleamed with light, and without saying another word, he took Jin Shao Yan and left - Let you little kid fool around with the chick in my room again...

  Li Shishi looked at me with a smile that was not quite a smile, and I muttered "I'm thinking of Yu Ge..."

  Li Shishi chuckled and said: "The fastest car in the world can't send him back to BC from 2007, unless it can exceed the speed of light and make time flow backwards."

  I was shocked to the point of rolling my eyes, this chick has even studied Einstein's theory of relativity, I only heard about it after watching "A Murder Caused by a Bun".

  "That young master Jin doesn't seem like a bad person, and he's quite knowledgeable."

  "What kind of person is considered a bad guy, the one who puts a fan in his collar and carries a birdcage? It's not easy to be knowledgeable and experienced, you know. If your brother-in-law was rich, he would send you to the moon with an American to chat with Chang'e sister. I'm telling you, in a big forest, there are all kinds of birds, but rich people are never good."

  My loud and clear proletarian fox theory seems to have had some impact on Li Shishi, who chuckled and said: "I agree with the first half of your last sentence."

  It's better if you don't throw away your primary school moral education textbooks.

  At this time, Jin Shao Yan came back again, followed by Xiang Yu with a disappointed face. Jin Shao Yan smiled and said: "Brother Xiang's height, my car can't get in." He turned his head to Xiang Yu and said: "No problem, Brother Xiang, I'll give you a Hummer, absolutely no problem, if not, we'll ask the manufacturer to customize one." Xiang Yu put his arm around Jin Shao Yan's shoulder and walked into the bedroom: "What horse? Is it very fierce?"

  ……

  Alas, I didn't expect the renowned Xichu Hegemon to be corrupted by money so quickly. It seems that money isn't a good thing after all. As the saying goes, wealth is external to one's body, and riches cannot indulge in lust. A high-ranking monk in history once said a phrase that was both elegant and wise: "Money is just a pile of dung."

  When can I have a lot of piles of poop?

  "Just then, the person in the house said: "Win Big Brother likes photography? I'll give you a digital camera." Qin Shi Huang held up his MP4 and asked me with his head out: "Qiangzi, what is a digital camera?"

  I told him: "An MP4 that can only draw and cannot listen to music or play games is just a digital camera." It's not easy to win people over.

  Qin Shi Huang: "Don't be greedy."

  Jin Shaoyan: "So winning brother still likes playing games? That's simple, from Nintendo to Sony, I'll give you a set of collector's edition."

  Jin Shao Yan smiled wryly and said to Jing Ke, "Brother Jing's hobby is indeed very special, I can only give you a set of independent speakers."

  When Jin Shao Yan asked about Liu Bang's hobbies, the two of them whispered to each other and snickered together. Jin Shao Yan said: "Then I'll introduce a few young actresses to Big Brother Liu?" Liu Bang didn't know what he said to him, but while speaking, he looked at me, and Jin Shao Yan also looked at me with a smile, nodding frequently. He walked over and told me: "Big Brother Liu said that he only likes Bao Zi, I want to introduce women to him, he says those who are not as beautiful as Bao Zi are not wanted." He curiously asked, "Who is Bao Zi? Is she very pretty?"

  I said: "It's hard to describe her as beautiful or not, but any man who sees her will be stunned, and... Baozi is my girlfriend."

  Jin Shao Yan said with a distant and admiring tone: "A woman who can make the Han Dynasty's Gaozu infatuated, one can imagine - which one is more beautiful between her and your cousin?"

  I said: "To borrow Liu Bang's words, that is called 'heaven and earth'."

  Jin Shao Yan's face was full of envy: "You really have good fortune, when can I see her?"

  I smiled and said, "You can see her tonight, if you like, you can flirt with her, I'm going to tell you that I'm your grandson." I thought this kid would be overjoyed, but unexpectedly Jin Shao Yan solemnly told me: "You are so unaware of your blessings, such a good woman should be loved sincerely by you."

  I said with a bitter face: "You'll regret saying that after you see the person." But he apparently misunderstood my meaning: "Although I, Jin Shao Yan, am not a good guy, I absolutely won't take away someone's loved one. You can rest assured, no matter how stunning your girlfriend is, I won't be moved by her, and even if I were, I wouldn't make a move."

  This kid is more sensible than Liu Bang, knowing that he can't touch his master's food.

  At 8 o'clock in the evening, Jin Shaoyan glanced at his watch every few seconds and said, "I've never waited this long for those first-line stars." At a moment past 9 o'clock, Jin Shaoyan impatiently said, "Do you know their boss? Give him a call."

  Joke, how would I know? Baozi's boss is an entrepreneur with 3 chain baozi shops and a monthly income of over 100,000. It's said that when parking, they give 10 yuan without asking for change, tsk, what a big deal.

  I looked at the time and thought it was about right, so I called Baozi to tell her not to eat in the store. The phone rang twice before she hung up directly. I leaned against the window and took a look, and indeed, Baozi had already arrived downstairs. Jin Shaoyan heard this and came over to take a look, praising: "Just this figure is the best I've ever seen."

  I watched as Baozi entered the door, and Jin Shao Yan ran downstairs.

  Silence... a terrifying silence, where are the screams of agony I imagined?

  After a while, Baozi came up by herself. She looked back at me with confusion and said: "Is the one downstairs your friend? What's wrong with him?"

  I went downstairs and saw Jin Shao Yan slapping himself in the face, saying: "I'm dreaming, everything I see is fake..." I walked over to hold him back, Jin Shao Yan said with a sob: "From my car accident to going to hell, and then coming here to you, I've always been optimistic. But from the moment I saw your girlfriend just now, I lost hope in this world."

  "Isn't that an exaggeration?" Hearing someone say that about my girlfriend also made me a bit angry.

  Jin Shao Yan grabbed me: "Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of people uglier than her, but I've never seen anyone with a better figure. This world is really unfair, if she were just a little prettier, I'd sign her right away." Jin Shao Yan let out a pained cry, "Why is this?!"