Chapter Thirty You look just like Song Dandan

  When I got back, Jin Shao Yan and the others had been home for a long time. This kid was just in time, rushing back home before the first drop of rain fell.

  Everyone received generous gifts, Li Shishi's books piled up half the house. Qin Shi Huang wore a newly purchased director's uniform, with every pocket stuffed with snacks, and there was even a bundle of bright red tickets in his breast pocket. Liu Bang got a set of classic erotic films from 1975 to last week, Jing Ke sat on the bed, facing a stereo system that had just been unpacked from its foam plastic packaging, filling the entire room with high-quality broadcasts of "China Central Radio, FM 98.2 MHz", but Er Dai was a very sentimental person, and in his opinion, the small people inside were far inferior to the old semiconductor ones that held deep emotional value for him, so he turned it off after listening for a while.

  Only Xiang Yu didn't want anything, he had been drooling over the bread car of Xiao Wang next door for a long time. Jin Shao Yan actually bought him a Hummer with Bao Zi's ID card, but the car needs to be transported from Beijing and it takes another week. Jin Shao Yan - or 2nd Jin Shao Yan won't see Xiang Yu galloping on his Hummer.

  He got me the latest Bluetooth phone, which has all the functions of a current mobile phone. It's also an excellent hidden camera and eavesdropper, supporting instant transmission. It's almost like a laptop computer with a camera that can make calls, except it won't turn into a robot dog - it's simply a freakish technological monster. The market price for this phone is $4700, but that doesn't matter because even if you have the money, you still can't buy one. Its volume and weight are also quite impressive: just like a brick.

  There's a very embarrassing but inevitable thought that fills my head: one year later, everything in this house including the Hummer will all be mine! Thanks to the judge, thanks to Yan Wang, thanks to his younger brother-in-law...

  I met Jin Shao Yan and I was so angry that I couldn't help but punch him a few times. This kid took it with a smile, and judging from the way he unintentionally blocked those two punches, he had indeed practiced martial arts. If he were to fight back, I'd be in trouble.

  Then Jin Shao Yan said seriously: "Qiang Ge, you almost messed up today. You were late for the date, didn't wear formal attire, and went to the bathroom halfway through - all the things he hates most, you've almost done them all! Didn't you read any of the notes I wrote for you?"

  I simply tore up the paper with notes on it and told him my thoughts.

  Jin Shao Yan nodded slowly after listening, "He should also have a friend like you, but..." Jin Shao Yan was probably finding it difficult, with my current appearance, to get close to the old him, which seemed almost impossible. Suddenly, Jin Shao Yan said brightly, "Fortunately, I'm here to help you, I'll definitely make him like you."

  I hastily waved my hand: "You mustn't, you know my sexual orientation is normal too - that little secret of yours isn't bad."

  "Haha, that little fox spirit, her skills in bed are ordinary, but usually she's really good at taking care of people. If he's sick now, she'll definitely seize the opportunity to monopolize all the pampering for herself."

  Baozi returned after 10 o'clock, and the whole family hadn't eaten yet, waiting for her. We were hungry, so we ate a bunch of Qin Shi Huang's plum and hawthorn slices, which digested quickly. Letting the master of the house wait at the door of a baozi shop made me apologize. From then on, they almost developed a conditioned reflex - whenever they were hungry, they thought of baozi.

  Jin Shao Yan had long wanted to try Korean cuisine, and the painful lesson of eating Western food made him feel that it was better for these people to be closer to traditional food culture, and Korea retained more etiquette in this regard.

  We arrived at the Korean restaurant in his Mercedes and received very formal hospitality. When ordering, Jin Shao Yan was very particular, and we ordered a series of dishes including roasted meat, pot rice, mixed rice, and seaweed rolls. The atmosphere during dinner was extremely lively, to the point where even the waitresses who were dressed like large lotus leaves couldn't help but cover their mouths and giggle.

  During the meal, a second-rate Korean singer came to liven up the atmosphere. As soon as the waist drum sounded, at that moment when everyone's attention was drawn over, I witnessed an extremely terrifying scene: Jin Shaoyan disappeared right in front of me!

  My head was filled with black lines, my brain suddenly crashed, and at the same time, I saw an even more terrifying scene: Jin Shao Yan brought his little secret, Hua Guniang, walking in, 3 seconds later, I finally understood what happened: The two Jin Shao Yans finally met, because they shared one body, Jin Classmate No. 2 went offline!

  At that time, my mobile phone rang loudly. I picked it up and heard Jin Er's voice with a crying tone saying: "Qiang Ge, I'm right next to you, I also saw him, what should we do?"

  I said to him: "Mmm...". Only then did I realize that my mouth was full of nori rolls, so I swallowed them quickly and asked, "Even if others can't see you now, do you think they can hear what you're saying?"

  "Except for him being deaf, others can. I'm now standing beside the stage with music covering it up, but what about later?"

  The voice coming from the phone was indeed synchronized with the Korean singer's song, and it was quite difficult to hear clearly. At this point, I still didn't have a plan, so I casually said: "At this point, I can only let Li Shifu... Xiaonan lead him away."

  "No way, as long as he leaves now, I'll immediately appear and scare a few people to death. Also, you can't let him see Xiaonan, if he finds out that you've deceived him again, our plan will be completely ruined!"

  I completely collapsed: "This is too exciting, what can I do?"

  Baozi withdrew his gaze and said discontentedly, "What's with the shouting while we're eating? Where's Jin Shao Yan?" Jing Ke, having been an assassin, had sharp eyes and pointed to Jin Shao Yan who was already seated, saying: "He's over there."

  "He might have run into an old friend and is just chatting for a bit."

  Luckily, we were sitting in the car with a layer of floral-patterned glass separating us, so Jin Shaoyan wouldn't notice us that quickly. And this kid probably saw the watermarked clothes in my MP4 and thought they looked good, so he actually bought one to wear - what a coincidence in taste!

  My words didn't arouse suspicion for the time being, I reached out and took the money from Qin Shi Huang's upper pocket and came to the stage below to hand it over to the restaurant manager: "Please continue playing, my friends all like it."

  The manager excitedly grabbed my hand and said: "You are all Korean exchange students, right? Annyeonghaseyo?"

  I returned to my seat and had already fallen into a semi-demented state, when Jin suddenly had an idea: "This time you go and lure him away, best to a secluded place. I'll follow you guys closely, so others won't notice anything unusual. When you leave again later, I can reveal myself without scaring anyone else."

  Can't help but admire this kid's adaptability.

  "The parking lot outside is very quiet, but how can I get him to come out?"

  "Go first and chat with him."

  I stood up and said to Baozi: "I'll go say hello, you guys keep eating."

  Baozi glanced at Ruhua and glared at me, saying: "Don't leave your phone number!"

  When I walked past, Jin 2 classmate reminded me: "Put on the Bluetooth - spit out the toothpick!" Then he continued to direct me, "Go over there, shake hands with him first, and say what I say: 'Nice to meet you again'."

  Ke Jin 2 finished speaking and I was already sitting in front of Jin Shao Yan, only to hear Ke Jin 2 let out a sigh: "Are you an idiot?!"

  I didn't react in time and followed with: "Are you a pig brain?"

  "What?" Jin Shao Yan said in shock.

  A faint voice came through the headphones: "Oh, selling leeks!"

  I knew I couldn't learn this sentence anymore, facing Jin 1 who was slightly angry, I quickly came up with an idea and said: "You're a pig brain ah - it's a Korean greeting phrase, maybe I didn't say it very well, does Jin still recognize me?"

  Jin was deceived by me like this, he didn't speak to me, pointing at me and saying to Ruhua: "It's this person, he said it would rain, and indeed it did, but the weather forecast clearly said today would be sunny."

  "Like a flower, hehe smiled and said: 'I know him, he went to find you this afternoon, aren't you the best of friends?'"

  In private, Jin 1 was a bit more affable. He gave me a piercing glance, but didn't expose me, and instead said with a forced smile: "Hehe, I hope we can become friends in the future." It seems he's also quite curious about me, and has already dropped that deadpan expression of his.

  "Continue to praise that woman."

  I immediately said to Ruhua: "You look just like Song Dandan... when she was young."

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