Chapter 58: Two Women Serving One Husband

  Seeing Chen Kejiao off, the same gentle young man led Zhu Gui and Du Xing into the manager's office. I was about to return to the pawnshop when I received a call from Baozi, saying that I could get off work early today and asked me to meet her at 3:30 at the entrance of the newly opened IKEA in the city. I wondered, "What are we going there for?"

  Baozi was probably still in the store and it wasn't convenient to talk, she lowered her voice but said viciously: "You don't want me to marry you and then continue to live with that pile of junk, do you?"

  I suddenly realized and said: "I don't object to buying furniture, but shouldn't we look at the house first?"

  "Baozi still said viciously: 'What the hell are you talking about, renting a second-hand house to live in?'"

  "Why rent? Let's just buy a place, I've already thought about it, one of those duplex villas..."

  Baozi was really a bit angry this time: "You don't want to go anywhere else, I'll ask my cousin to accompany me." After finishing, she hung up the phone.

  I just realized that it's not her fault, our combined salary is barely over 2000, which is just enough to make ends meet in this small city. Our parents on both sides are ordinary workers who have saved up for a lifetime and still don't have more than 200,000 yuan. This amount of money can only be used for the wedding, buying furniture, and there's not even enough left over for a down payment on a house.

  And the pawnshop we live in now, although the property rights do not belong to us, it has more than 100 square meters and is close to Baozi's workplace, so Baozi has always been quite satisfied with it. Although it is a basement shop, because of its remote location, buying it outright should cost no more than 5 million, but now I have a selfish idea that after the wind bottle is repaired, use it to exchange for a large house. Doing so would be somewhat unfair to Old Hao, but 20 million is just a small change for him, while for me it's a lifetime of happiness.

  2 million, in our place, you can buy a house with joy.

  I took a look at my watch and it was already 3 o'clock, so I gave up the idea of going back to the pawnshop first and decided to stay with Zhu Gui and the others for a while before heading straight to Yi Jia.

  Because I answered a phone call, I just found out that I had 3 unread text messages. My receiving mode is vibration, but the vibration effect of this phone is almost as weak as an ant farting. Right, my top priority when going out later is to find a new mobile phone.

  The first one is a website's ringback tone promotion, 2 yuan per month.

  The second item says that a certain company undertakes to handle seal engraving and certification, low-priced letter of credit, second-hand black cars, and revenge services on behalf of others. The contact person is Mr. Hei, phone number... I won't mention the phone number, hopefully you don't need it.

  The third one is the most interesting, it says: "Congratulations on your successful registration as a member of the Tian Ting Club, your return number is 7474748, please consult the introducer for specific rules." This is probably a new trick from the pimp company. What's slightly strange is that the sender is not a string of numbers or a specific name, but a blank space.

  Du Xing is now a man who, whenever he has time, takes out paper and pen to plan his brewing techniques. Looking at his short stature, large head, the wrinkles on his face full of wisdom, and his focused eyes, he resembles a scientific genius. At least he's also a mathematician who knows why 1 plus 1 equals 2.

  I deleted the spam message and rushed to IKEA on my motorcycle. As soon as I arrived at the entrance, I saw Baozi holding Li Shishi's hand and walking towards me with a smile. I was curious why young women liked to hold hands when they went out together, and I was even more curious why Baozi insisted on holding Li Shishi's hand - didn't she know how cruel this comparison was?

  These two women, with their four physiological curves, have made the most of them, slightly exaggerated but logical. The gap between them embracing each other is still enough for a child to move freely. What's different is that Li Shishi's curve is like an angry struggling earthworm, obvious and enticing. While Baozi is like a elegant arc sweeping across the sky, making one sigh with emotion - just looking at her face makes you gasp in surprise.

  Baozi saw me coming and playfully kicked me with his foot, Li Shishi covered her mouth and laughed.

  IKEA is a world-renowned home furnishings chain, and whenever it settles in a place, it's always on a large scale. This time is no exception. The 7-story building in front of us has IKEA occupying three floors. As soon as we enter, we see a vast space filled with rows upon rows of beds of all kinds, accompanied by dressers and table lamps, resembling countless small bedrooms.

  Baozi didn't know why she got excited as soon as she saw the bed, she shouted and jumped onto a sky blue double bed, burying her face in the soft mattress like an escaped prisoner who had been shot, moaning in pain and pleasure. Li Shishu probably hadn't seen so many beds either, she sat down carefully beside Baozi, testing the elasticity of the bed by bouncing up and down, Baozi pulled her down onto the bed, Li Shishu laughed and struggled out of Baozi's arms, the two of them were frolicking like this. Because it was summer and they wore little, both of them had different degrees of "spring light" leaking out, which made the passing men linger and forget to leave. However, there is a characteristic of shopping here, that is, all the men are accompanied by their wives. When the men hesitated with their footsteps, most of the time, a woman's hand would grab their ear and pull them away.

  I coughed, and the two of them stopped horsing around. Baozi patted the side next to him and said to me, "You come lie down too."

  Don't look at my thick skin, that's just for the occasion. Now I'm a bit embarrassed with so many people around. However, I also can't bear to disappoint Baozi again; she slept with me on the wooden bed in the pawnshop for two years. If I don't fulfill her wish this time, as a man, it would be too shameful.

  I lay down beside her, feeling a bit unnatural. The bed was very comfortable, but it seemed too small as I couldn't turn over. Suddenly, the straightforward baozi shouted: "Isn't it too crowded?"

  The salesgirl who rushed over said with a red face: "This is our standard double bed..."

  Baozi said: "But why..."

  I murmured, "Don't you think we have one more person than needed?" I finally found the problem: to my left was Baozi, and to my right was Li Shishi. This is why the salesgirl's face turned red, and also, she emphasized the "double" in double bed when reading it out loud earlier, which I didn't notice at that time.

  Li Shishi, who had just reacted, let out an "ah" and ran away, her face red like a monkey's butt... uh, like a red apple. Baozi was a bit too careless and subconsciously said: "Why are you running?"

  Baozi is really great! Doesn't she subconsciously oppose the traditional culture of two women serving one husband?

  That feeling is really great, doing nothing, just lying there makes you feel like you're extremely depraved, although "depraved" is a derogatory term, but you can't deny that men who are qualified to be depraved are very powerful, right? Ah, the inferiority of men.

  Until we were about to leave, the salesgirl still looked at us with a flirtatious gaze and subtly hinted to us: The second floor not only has bigger beds but also bathtubs that can accommodate multiple people...

  The second floor is more focused on overall collocation, professional designers carefully piece together various effects of residential atmosphere for you, from big things like beds and bookshelves to small things like shoe racks and hooks. Baozi easily takes an interest in those little things, occasionally picking up a delicate shoe rack to ask my opinion, or pointing at a bedside lamp saying "How about putting that beside our bed?"

  She still uses the pawnshop as a blueprint for designing her own life, and this also greatly limits her choices. For example, she likes a floor cabinet, measures it with her foot, and then walks away: "This is too big for our bedroom."

  I rarely speak up with my hands behind my back, but I haven't been idle either. The spaces created by these combinations are all too small. I want to fill a 2 million yuan house to the brim, and it's obviously not feasible to select one item at a time. Or should I hire a professional designer? For now, don't worry about anything else, first get me a bookshelf that costs 10,000 yuan, and pirated books that cost 5,000 yuan. Anyway, make people feel like they're in a place where cultured people have lived when they walk in. It's best to buy some foreign language books, without translations. Later, when I come back from outside and don't wash my hands before touching the books, wait until those books are all covered with black fingerprints, then it's okay. Who would still dare to look down on me?

  My mind was filled with these messy thoughts, when Baozi and Li Shishi suddenly stopped in front of me. A children's playground covering an area of over 10 square meters caught their attention. Li Shishi leaned against the railing of the playground, which only reached her waist, and looked at the small slide, wooden horse, and plastic ball pit with great interest...

  Baozi said: "Look how fun it is - if we have money, let's get a set, and even just as decorations!"

  I said: "If you like it, just buy it, are you going to put it upstairs or downstairs?"

  Baozi: "Are you out of your mind? You put it on the first floor, how can we do business? The second floor is already crowded, where will we put it? In the end, you'll be sleeping on a slide!"

  We're not even talking about the same thing!

  Baozi walked forward, picked up a pot and carried it, and chose a large bunch of dried flowers to remove the odor. It seems that her old habit has recurred, which is to buy some small toys wherever she goes, or else she feels empty in her heart.

  I caught up with her: "Didn't you say you were going to look at furniture?"

  Baozi said, "No rush, I suddenly remembered that our teapot seems to be leaking. What did we use to serve water to relatives and friends on the day of our wedding? And with so many people there, would it be better to sprinkle some dried flowers in the toilet?"

  What did you say about her brain? This woman's thinking is really as vast and elusive as the universe!

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  Recommend a book "Deceiving the Gods", ISBN: 140790

  Rees Ambrose went out one day to observe the people's sentiments and asked with a benevolent smile: "What do you all want?"

  The Fishman said: "Safety, food!" Luffy Ambrose smiled slightly and said: "I grant you safety, food!"

  The pirate said: "Treasure, beauty!" Lysander Ambrose frowned and said: "I will give you treasure, beauty!"

  Zhuo'er said: "Power!" Lei Si Anbo somewhat impatiently said: "I grant you power!"

  The demon said: "Soul, flesh and blood!" Res. Ambori waved his hand and said: "I'll give you the entire River Styx as a gift!"

  Long said: "Shining thing!" Res. Ambori thought for a moment and said: "I confer upon you the title of Sun God!"

  God said: "Glory!" Ray S. Ambrose fiercely said: "Get out of here, you MD! I'm not satisfied yet!"

  The woman said: "I want you!" Res. Ambori didn't say another word, and directly crawled towards the five-person bed two hundred yards away!!

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