Volume 1 ◆ Luàn Hòu Gōng 017 Sister, you're sitting at the bow of the boat!
The palace, the imperial garden. By the side of the Drunken Moon Lake, two shady figures stood there with their heads down whispering...
"Are you sure His Majesty will come here today?" Su Jinping excitedly grabbed the little eunuch's hand.
The little eunuch's face suddenly turned bright red, and he quickly pulled out his pale hand, saying in a spoiled tone: "How annoying! Everyone said the Emperor would definitely come today, but you didn't believe it, did you? You actually dared to grab me like this. Hmph, if someone else saw us, how embarrassing!"
After finishing, she stomped her feet shyly! But in her heart, she was thinking about the little things, this palace maid is quite good-looking, don't know which palace she belongs to, and don't know why the emperor wants to ask, but making money and being able to please such a beauty, he's still very willing!
A certain woman looked at him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva without making a sound, and her whole body's goosebumps suddenly erupted. A big eunuch, still pretending to be a noble lady! Her playful heart rose, and she took out a handkerchief from her sleeve and waved it: "Hey, don't be shy! We're all women, so let's not be embarrassed!"
As soon as the words came out, the little eunuch's face immediately turned red and white, with a mixture of blue and purple, unable to express his emotions! He glared at Su Jinping fiercely, stamped his foot, and left!
Su Jinping scratched her head, looking puzzled at his back, what's wrong? Wasn't everything fine just now?
Can't think it through, so I won't think about it! Turning my head to look at the Drunken Moon Lake, the emerald green lake water sparkled under the sun's rays, reflecting golden light. Although it was late autumn, the lake had introduced warm springs, so the lotus flowers were still blooming beautifully.
Her eyes rolled around, thinking of the best way to make an appearance! She had spent three or four pieces of silver to find out that Huangfu Huaihan would be passing by here today. Although it was heart-wrenching, she understood the principle that one couldn't let a child wear wolf skin. Three or four pieces of silver compared to her high salary were nothing! So today, she must succeed and make the most of those three or four pieces of silver!
How to make an entrance, this question is a bit complicated! Suddenly, eyes lit up, and I didn't even notice there was a small boat here! Isn't it written inside that the female lead who traveled through time appeared in a sea of lotus flowers, showing off her enchanting demeanor, and successfully moved the emperor's heart? Haha, heaven is helping me too!
He pulled the rope, and pulled the boat to his side. With a sidestep, he lightly jumped onto it. Holding the oar, he rowed to the center of the boat, then lay down on top of it to sunbathe, waiting for Huangfu Huachen's arrival.
Yawning on the boat, suddenly, the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of a purple figure. A carp jumped up and saw that purple-gold dragon robe, Huangfu Huaihan, walking ahead with a blue-clad man following behind him, without even bringing down anyone! What a great opportunity!
As Huangfu Huaihan and the man in blue walked to the lake, a certain woman hurriedly tilted her head, engaging in various coquettish behaviors! With a casual flick of her hair, her locks flowed like a stream, and she silently shouted in her heart: "Your Majesty, look over here, look over here, look over here!"
He didn't notice Huang Fu's chilly demeanor, nor did he see the man beside him, who was saying something with a corner of his eye that never swept this way, so he also didn't see someone's moving performance.
Biting her lower lip, she glared at the two men with some annoyance. What did they have to discuss so seriously? It's not like they're in a BL (boys' love) relationship! Dammit, it's also her own fault for rowing too far out. She quickly grabbed the oars and started rowing frantically towards the shore, but unfortunately, a gust of wind suddenly picked up!
By the time she had struggled ashore, Huangfu Huahan and the man in blue were already crossing the arched bridge!
What can be done! Su Jinping bit her teeth, and immediately stretched her neck to sing loudly: "Sister, you sit at the bow of the boat, brother is walking on the shore..."
This loud shout successfully drew the attention of those two people on the arch bridge!
When they both turned around, a certain woman with her neck stretched longer than a goose's quickly pulled it back in, grabbed a lock of black hair from behind her head and brought it to her chest, her two hands caressing it infinitely shyly: "En en ai ai xian yan you you, little sister, I'm on the bow of the boat, brother you're walking on the shore~"
Singing to this point, she still didn't forget to throw a flirtatious glance at the purple-robed man on the bridge, her face red and her body twisted, continuing to sing: "Our love, our affection, swaying gently on the silk thread...swaying gently..."
Huangfu Huichen stood on the bridge with a dull expression, and all he could hear was the sound of "yāo yōu yōu" ringing in his ears!
Shangguan Jingru stood stupidly behind Huangfu Huachen, looking at the woman in the lake, singing a strange song to the extreme, sometimes giggling, sometimes covering her mouth, sometimes casting flirtatious glances, and sometimes twisting her body. Every time she twisted her body, she couldn't help but wave her hand with infinite shyness... what's going on?
"Your Majesty~" This one voice of "Your Majesty", lingering and resonant, contains three thousand emotions. A certain woman slowly gets up from the boat, twists her waist and steps down, not forgetting to imitate Zhao Yazhi's version of Bai Suzhen in the drama, singing with a gesture, stretching out two hands, curled into orchid fingers, very "shy" facing Huangfu Huachen walking away, while walking, repeating the song with a face full of shyness...
For the first time in his life, Huangfu Huachen had the urge to turn around and run away! He stared blankly at that strange woman, who could do such a thing, probably only Su Jingshen in the entire imperial palace? When he could clearly see her face, there were only five words left in his mind - Indeed, it's her again!
"Your Majesty! Our love, our affection, are floating gently on the silk cord... The old woman has already done this much for you, can't you just be satisfied? You don't even need to sleep with me, just grant me a title and some silver, why must you be so arrogant?"
After finishing the song, she stood in front of Huangfu Huachen with a red face and lowered head. The corner of her eye caught a glimpse of a dark blue figure, but she didn't have the energy to lift her head to see who it was, because she had something even more important to do right now!
Shangguan Jinrui seemed to swallow a fly, and his usual calm face showed a clear "shock" color. How could there be such a freak in the imperial palace?!
The blue veins on the emperor's forehead jumped violently a few times. What love did we have? Who could tell him what love he and she had?
Huangfu Huai's eyes were tightly closed, and he took a few deep breaths before opening them again. He gritted his teeth and said: "Su Jiping, are you done yet?" His repeated tolerance had not earned him gratitude, but instead made this woman even more overbearing!
Digression
"Sister, quickly hide, brother is here waving goodbye, lovingly and gently swaying... Little sister, you quickly hide..."