I should be honored instead
A certain woman stared at a certain emperor in the distance, and her back was already sweating profusely! At that moment, she saw Huangfu Huichen and was so frightened that she cried out, not knowing that this dog emperor would actually look over here, allowing the pear to hit his dog head with precision!
The surroundings were quiet and still, and the movements of Huangfu Yi, who was holding a broom, seemed to be frozen in place as he stared blankly at his own brother.
The palace maids and eunuchs were even more frightened, their legs turned soft and they didn't dare lift their heads.
Huangfu Huichen's face was also ugly enough to make people's hair stand on end!
Everyone's mind was left with only one thought - this palace maid is done for!
"Su Jinping!" The three words squeezed out from between his teeth, and he also gave Huangfu Yi a fierce glare. If it weren't for this stinky brat running over here, he wouldn't have come either, and he wouldn't have lost so much face!
Huang Pu Yi received his gaze, slightly turned her head and didn't dare look at him, with a very complicated mood.
Su Jinping quickly slid down from the tree and ran to Huangfu Huahan's front, kneeling down without any backbone: "Slave is here!" At the same time, she was crying in her heart, why was she always so unlucky! Why?
"What a big nerve you have!" A loud shout, like a thunderclap, made Su Jinping's eardrums tremble several times.
What's the point of yelling so loudly? I can hear you! But this sentence must not be spoken, she shivered and squeezed some water vapor into her eye sockets, then raised her head, looking at him with a sad face: "Your Majesty, slave, slave..."
How is the slave? Everyone looked at her pitiful appearance and waited for her next words!
"My servant's courage is actually very small!" She said quickly and then hastily lowered her head.
As soon as this was said, Huangfu Huaihan's hand clenched into a fist with a "crackling" sound, and he wished to slap this damned woman to death. "Guards, take this damned woman away..."
"Your Majesty, why must you have me dragged away?" Su Jinping asked tearfully.
"Why? You dare to ask me why?" The cold and stern face was as unyielding as an iceberg that had not melted for a thousand years, glaring fiercely at the woman at his feet. "Can you explain what's going on with this pear pit?"
Her cold eyes were fixed tightly on Su Jin's body, almost freezing her to death! "Your Majesty, actually this pear is not...not the one I ate."
But before he could finish, he was interrupted: "Are you saying it wasn't you who ate it? Do you think I'm blind, or do you think everyone in this garden is blind?" The voice was like ice that had been chilled for thousands of years in a cold cave, making one's heart tremble.
"Heh heh......" A certain woman dryly laughed a few times, her eyes rolling, "I beg to report to Your Majesty, actually all of this has a reason!"
"Is there a reason?" He sneered, "Then tell me, is there some kind of reason?" He wanted to see what this woman could come up with!
"Originally, I was going to throw this pear pit on the ground, but this unimpressive thing, as soon as it saw you coming, couldn't help but rush towards you with an irrepressible admiration for your lofty excellence, and that's how this tragedy happened! It's all because Your Majesty is too outstanding, so even a pear pit can't help but worship you!" The woman pointed at the pear pit and spoke nonsense.
As soon as she said this, everyone's mouth was agape, staring at her in incredulity. This is really too far-fetched!
A magnificent black line appeared at the back of Huangfu Yi's head. If Brother Huang could believe this, then he would have truly seen a ghost!
A certain emperor's dark purple eyes flashed with a hint of gloom, squeezing out a few words from between his teeth: "In that case, shouldn't I feel honored instead?"
"Yes! Yes! Ordinary people want to be hit by a pear pit, but they don't have the chance to worship it, so you can be honored for once!" The woman said with glee, but felt the air around her getting colder and colder.
Sweat had already begun to seep out from behind, this guy's aura was really too powerful, probably because he didn't hide his own strength, just in terms of aura, it could only be a draw with him!
Immediately afterwards, there was a moment of silence.
Huang Pu Yi received Su Jin Ping's pleading gaze, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and weakly opened his mouth: "Brother Huang..."
Just as he had spoken two words, Huangfu Huachen's cold eyes swept over, chilling to the bone.
"Huang Pu Yi immediately coughed twice: "Nothing! Nothing!" He was the youngest among his brothers and had a carefree personality, having no interest in the throne, so his brothers all spoiled him. This was the first time he had been given the cold shoulder by his eldest brother since growing up, which showed just how furious his eldest brother was now. He didn't dare to provoke him further."
Su Jinping gritted her teeth, this was the disciple she had taken in, and now that disaster was looming, he only sought to save himself and abandoned her! A gust of autumn wind blew by, and Su Jinping's small heart was like the fallen leaves in the autumn wind, damn it! She, the renowned Queen of Assassins, had become so useless in ancient times?
Seeing Huangfu Huaihan still not speaking, the gaze on her body became even colder. The woman immediately made a decision, picked up the pear pit, and with a bitter face, she lectured: "You say you, just this kind of character, do you need to worship the emperor in such a way? This is, are you overexcited? You hit the noble dragon head of the emperor! I..."
"Su Jingshuang!" Huangfu Huahan's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but interrupt.
Hearing his tone had slightly softened, the woman's eyes rolled and she said: "Your Majesty! I understand! Perhaps it was because your dragon head looked too radiant, so this pear kernel deeply fell in love with your noble head, and thus committed such a heinous crime!"
After finishing, she frowned and opened her mouth to the pear pit: "Alas, you have committed such a heinous crime, I can no longer save you! Your Majesty, the thief's slave has already caught it for you, please issue an edict to behead it!" As she said this, she had a look of life and death separation, and respectfully handed the pear pit in front of him.
Looking at the irregular tooth marks on the pear pit, and the mud that had been rolled around on the ground several times, Huangfu Huaihan's mouth corners twitched uncontrollably, and the others also had big drops of sweat on their foreheads! This Su Jingshen, was he treating the emperor like a fool or what?
"Your Majesty, please cut it off! Don't worry about me, really!" She said, looking at the pear pit with pretended deep emotion again. "Pear pit, we'll meet again on the Yellow Spring Road. You must understand me, since ancient times loyalty and righteousness cannot be both fulfilled, I really don't want to treat you like this, if there's a next life, I will definitely make it up to you!"
That sorrowful appearance would have moved everyone present to tears if the person she was speaking to hadn't been a pear pit.
Huang Pu's mouth is so wide it can swallow an egg! Isn't that a bit exaggerated?
Several small eunuchs looked at Su Jinping with sympathetic faces, looking at this, they were all scared silly, actually talking to a pear pit! But even if the emperor was scared silly, he wouldn't let you off! Alas...
Huang Pu's eyes were cold as he watched her emotional performance, and then his icy lips curled up: "Come in!"