Drunk and disorderly conduct

  After flipping through the album, Su Ziyu turned on the TV and started watching. Today wasn't Friday, so there was no "China's Good Voice", and not a single show that caught her interest. She went to flip through the discs again, but alas, not even one horror movie disc could be found, most of them were war-related ones, which Su Ziyu had no interest in.

  Turn on the computer, but even QQ is not installed! Not a single game, what era is this person living in? Modern entertainment, how can he not have any of it? Su Ziyan went to Baidu to download and install, but bad luck came, the computer got infected with a virus... Damn! Bullying people doesn't work!

  Su Ziyan stormed into the study, where Gu Zimu was writing rapidly. This surprised Su Ziyan greatly - not to mention others, but even she herself hadn't written with a pen in years, unless it was to sign her name on a credit card receipt.

  Jian Gu Zi Mu was so busy, Su Zi Yan's only conscience found that he didn't go to disturb him, but instead spent time by himself. He lay down on the sofa, listlessly flipping through TV channels, and there wasn't anything worth watching.

  When Gu Zi finished his busy work and came out, he saw Su Zi lying on the sofa, constantly switching channels.

  Su Ziyan saw Gu Zimu, just like a middle-aged woman who had been infertile for many years and was eager to have children, seeing the goddess of childbirth, feeling that familiar cry: "Gu Zimu, are you done? I'm so hungry..."

  Guozi Mu: "......" This woman must have been a pig in her previous life!

  Su Zi said with a sigh, "There's nothing to eat in your fridge." Oh my god, you're really out of touch with the mortal world! How can we ordinary people who eat plain food bear this?

  "Gu Zi rubbed his temples: "What do you want to eat?""

  "I'm not picky, anything is fine, just need it quick." I'm starving.

  Gu Zi rolled up his sleeves and entered the kitchen, cooking a bowl of clear noodles with eggs. It had been many years since he last cooked, and his already mediocre culinary skills had further deteriorated.

  Su Zei said with a mouthful of food: "Gu Zi Mu, I'm not a pig!" This is even harder to eat than pig feed! It's really too lacking in hospitality.

  The child is covered in black soot all over his head, it's really hard to serve him! You said you wouldn't be picky about food, but instead you want speed.

  Su Zi reluctantly ate less than half a bowl and then stopped eating. Can't people live better than pigs?

  "Want me to see you home?"

  Su Zi said with a raised head: "No way!" If you want to go home, why am I still following you? I would have gone back long ago!

  "However, it's already late at night!" A married woman shouldn't stay out overnight.

  "You're bullying me, Gǔ Zǐ Mù!" Su Ziyan felt this was a complete reversal of black and white! "You all bully me..." Su Ziyan became more and more wronged as he spoke, thinking of Liú Dōngnán's lies, his heart ached even more, tears streaming down.

  Guzi sighed and wanted to add to his crime, what's the worry about having no words: "What do you want to do?"

  Su Zi said with tears in her eyes: "I want to go drink!" Drunkenness can solve a thousand worries.

  Guzi Mu refused: "No way!" Wine is not a good thing.

  Su Zi said irrationally: "I want to drink! I want to drink..."

  Gu Zi Mu was finally defeated by Su Zi Yan's tears! It is said that a woman's tears are the most lethal and destructive weapon, nothing can withstand them. This saying is indeed true.

  Finally, Gu Zimu brought back a crate of beer and let Su Ziyu drink it.

  Who is Ke Su Zi? She's a great god! She thinks it's boring to drink alone and must have Gu Zi Mu accompany her.

  For the nth time, Guzi felt a pang of genuine regret. Why did he have to bring trouble upon himself? This woman was clearly poisonous, and getting entangled with her would only lead to disaster!

  *Sigh* Resigned to die with the gentleman! If I had known that Su Ziyu's capacity for wine was so shallow and his taste in wine so poor, Gu Zimu vowed not to soften his heart and go buy wine.

  It was just a bottle of wine, but Su Ziyu had already gotten drunk and started talking nonsense: "Gu Zimu, your figure is really good, it's very much to my liking, I really want to strip you naked and touch you, the feel must be great..."

  Gǔ zǐ mù mǎn liǎn hēi xiàn... sè / nǚ! Mǎn nǎozi dōu shì xiē luàn qī bā zhuō de dōng xī! Shēn shǒu qù ná Sū zǐ yán de jiǔ huái: "Nǐ hē zuì le, bú yào zài hē le."

  Translation:

  Guzi's face was covered in black lines... color/ female! Her mind was full of all sorts of messy things! She reached out to take Suziyuan's wine gourd: "You're drunk, don't drink anymore."

  "Suzi's eyes widened: "Nonsense! I'm not drunk! I know you're a big scammer, Gu Zimao, you should be cut into pieces, skinned and paraded through the streets..."

  "Gu Zi Mu stood up with a cold sweat: 'I haven't done anything to you that would make heaven angry and people resentful, have I?' How venomous! Truly the most poisonous is the heart of a woman!"

  "You deceived me! On our wedding night, Liu Dongnan didn't enter the bridal chamber not because he received an urgent summons from his unit, but because he despised me for not having a red spot on my first time, he despised me for being dirty, and that's why he left me on our wedding night!"

  I'm really ashamed... I did deceive you, but it was a white lie, wasn't it? Is the punishment of being cut into pieces and paraded in the streets not too severe?

  "Suddenly, Su Ziyan burst into loud sobs: 'You men are all bastards! You sleep with multiple women, but still demand that your wife be a virgin! Yet you yourselves have long since lost your innocence and have had numerous affairs.'"

  "I didn't have my period, is this how I'm supposed to die? Should I just endure the betrayal? This isn't even my fault. How was I supposed to know why my body doesn't bleed, why heaven is treating me like this, other women all see red on their first time, why not mine?"

  "I'm not a beast or a scoundrel, I haven't done anything that goes against heaven and reason, like forcing good people to become prostitutes. In fact, I've even donated money to the Red Cross, although it all ended up being spent on Guo Meimei. But still, I have made donations, more than once! Why is God treating me like this?"

  "Why can't I enjoy the same treatment as other women? Why didn't I get a red envelope? Gu Zimu, why? Is this why?"

  Guzi Mu was on the verge of collapse... How would I know, I'm not a professional in this field! Moreover, at three o'clock in the middle of the night, two not very familiar single women discussing this **falling red** issue, isn't it very strange? At least, Guzi Mu felt very collapsed.

  "Liu Dongnan clearly said that from then on, it would only be me and him, no one else. But he actually went to open a room with Su Shuihe, and even lied to me saying they were attending a meeting. I saw it with my own eyes, they opened a room at the Shangri-La and didn't come out until an hour later."

  "What can you do in an hour? Enough to change the sheets once! Liu Qingyan said that if a man lasts half an hour in bed, it's already considered long-lasting, and an hour is enough to do it twice! Gu Zimu, don't you think so?"

  I'm sweating bullets and can't respond. Su Zi, I'm telling you, we're not that close, can you please stop bringing up such shocking topics every time? It really gets to me! I'll be bothered by it for a long time, but you always act like nothing's wrong!

  "I so want to spend a lifetime with Liu Dongnan, I so want to grow old slowly with him, I so want our children and grandchildren to fill the hall. But why does he always have to treat me like this? Always turning promises into lies. My heart is in so much pain, I detest betrayal. Is it really true that a flower in the garden is not as fragrant as one in the wild? Is it really true that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine not as good as a mistress? Is it really...?"