Chapter Thirty: Beating Up Little Friends

  Tonight at 19:00, Lishou Hero Alliance live broadcast channel, Channel 8000.

  At this time, the number of live broadcast channels had exceeded 100,000, and nearly 80,000 people gathered in a channel called "Beating Little Friends" series.

  Beating up little friends channel, chat bar...

  "What's going on? It's already 7 o'clock, where is that despicable man?"

  "Look at the upstairs, it's obvious they didn't come yesterday. Yesterday was that sly boy's birthday, and he brought people from the channel to drink all night. I reckon they're still lying in bed now."

  "Didn't today's trip come in vain?"

  "Are you getting paid for being a channel administrator?"

  Sure, here is the translation:

  As expected, in less than a moment, a message appeared on the chat bar...

  "Xiao Mei has already woken up Gege, and is now washing up. Everyone, please wait a moment."

  Less than ten minutes later, a lewd voice appeared on the channel.

  "Has everyone thought of me as the village head?"

  As soon as the sound came out, the chat bar exploded.

  "A hilarious guy has appeared, come and take a look quickly."

  "Is this sleazy guy washing up so slowly because he secretly masturbated?"

  "The voice is still so obscene."

  "Beating up little friends every day, it's simply shameless. But I like it, take me with you."

  "It's open for betting. The despicable man can beat the opponent in a few minutes, I'll start, betting 50 cents, and in 5 minutes, the opponent will be unable to take care of himself."

  "Mom, it's just 50 cents, can you even afford to give it away? I bet one dollar."

  "The upstairs rascal, I don't believe it. I bet 50 cents that the despicable man will be beaten to a pulp, and still can't take care of himself."

  "The fifty cents on the floor, I burst out laughing and took it without hesitation."

  "I've always wondered why that sly guy keeps calling himself the village chief."

  "I'm coming down from upstairs to give you a lesson, because the big shot of the lecherous man is called: Widow Village Head, got it?"

  "Got it, you're really freaking cheap."

  ………

  Looking at the chat bar that burst out in an instant, the village chief smiled proudly. After all, this 'beating up little friends' series was his idea, and now it's so popular, he couldn't help but feel proud.

  Although he was also live on the lynx channel before, his popularity has always been lukewarm, until this series came out and he became popular.

  Although he is just a Diamond I player in the national server, and his skills are mediocre at this level, but he can't help it now that he's popular.

  Thanks to his popularity, he also took this opportunity to get to know members of various domestic teams.

  Especially on his birthday yesterday, he actually received a blessing from Wu Hen, the captain of N-Z, the top domestic war team, and he was excited.

  To know that N-Z's Wuhen team captain has always occupied the top few places in the national server's strongest king, never falling out of the top three.

  And in the national server's Brilliant Diamond I, his level is only mediocre at best. Being able to recognize Captain Wu Hen is already making him too proud.

  So he took advantage of his birthday yesterday and organized a group activity called 'beating up little friends' on the Lynx channel.

  Randomly selected four fans from the channel and then had a five-a-side match with them for one night.

  This activity will last for three days, so it will continue tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

  Thinking of staying up for two more nights, the village chief wanted to slap himself, wasn't he asking for trouble by organizing a three-day event.

  I knew this event would be over in a day, the village chief sighed inwardly.

  But since I promised, I couldn't go back on my word. Otherwise, my popularity would plummet and my credibility would likely drop to an all-time low.

  He didn't know if the other four had woken up or not. Just thinking that they would have to accompany him for three days made him feel a little delighted.

  A real case of "fifty paces laugh at a hundred paces".

  "Did all four from yesterday wake up? If you're awake, send me a private message. If not, I'll redraw."

  It's already past 7:10, at this time, everyone should be awake.

  Sure, here is the translation:

  As expected, within a few seconds, all four of them sent him private messages.

  "I reckon those four yesterday were definitely exhausted, you lecherous guy, dare to re-draw the selection."

  "Despicable guy, I'm also a kid, but I want to beat them up too."

  "As your die-hard fan, I think it's necessary for us to discuss the intention of re-drawing candidates."

  …………

  Looking at the messages in the chat bar, the village chief can only ignore them. If he were to reason with these people, it's likely that a large crowd would start making a fuss again, although it could greatly satisfy his vanity, but now is not the time, after all, the live broadcast has already been delayed for ten minutes, just like being late for work.

  What if I don't work quickly and get written down in the little notebook?

  So the village chief quickly got into the game and then ranked first, directly inviting the other four in.

  After waiting for a few seconds, I entered the BAN hero's screen.

  Game live streaming has also begun.

  The village head is directly on the first floor and is also the first BAN person.

  "It seems that this time we are on the blue side, but which heroes will be banned? Anyway, it's just beating up little kids, so we can just ban them casually."

  The village chief said casually and pointed directly at him with his hand.

  Although the village chief knew it was a live broadcast, not a commentary on the scene, and didn't need to speak, he would still often speak to explain, which could increase his popularity and interact with fans unknowingly, only good things and no bad things, why not?

  As expected, as soon as he spoke up, the live broadcast channel's chat bar was also flooded with various comments, although I knew that perverted man couldn't see them, but still, I was having a lot of fun.

  Randomly BANNED three heroes, the opposing purple side also BANNED widowmaker, void ray, and Junkrat.

  On our side, however, the village chief's face turned red with shame, as he saw the proud leader, a demonic spirit, and a golden hunter.

  It's obvious at a glance that it's a carelessly created hero, and it's a bit unclear.

  Then the hero was chosen.

  Blue team lineup: Mid laner Wine Barrel, Top laner Dragon Girl, Bottom laner Female Police, Thresh, Jungler Blind Monk.

  Purple team: Mid single-handedly deceitful witch, Top single Mondo, Bottom lane Irelia, Jinx, Jungle Monkey King.

  The village head looked at himself and chose a wine barrel, and suddenly a demon girl came from the fifth floor opposite.

  Although the witch's burst is high, she herself is an extremely fragile glass cannon.

  So it's extremely important to pay attention to positioning.

  Moreover, the operation requirements of the demon queen are also extremely high. If there is even a slight mistake, being caught means certain death.

  The village chief didn't think he could meet a skilled Youji in this low-ranking segment.

  Yesterday during qualifying, he encountered several good witches, walking positions, and consciousness were extremely poor. So he thinks that in the low-score segment, no one can use the witch well.

  "The kid on the fifth floor opposite has some inexplicable ideas, choosing a tricky hero to go against me. It seems I need to teach this kid how to be a good person properly. The cunning and mysterious hero is not something kids can play with casually."

  The village head looked at the screen going black and knew it was about to enter the buffering interface, and couldn't help but mock with a poisonous tongue.

  As soon as he entered the buffering interface, the village chief took a look and directly sprayed it.

  Because it was live, basically synchronized, looking at the buffering interface of those people's ID, the chat bar exploded instantly.

  "I thought I had seen the worst of perverts, but now I realize there are even worse ones."

  "Seeing these IDs, I realized that I'm still too young."

  "Already too weak to mock, it's simply despicable to have no friends."

  "Are kids these days all so sly?"

  "Looks like Jiu Tong and Yi Tiao are setting up a Mahjong rhythm, okay, I guess my rant is going in the wrong direction."

  "The upstairs suddenly poked at my funny bone, 2333333333333"

  "Hmm? The ID on the fifth floor opposite, seems a bit familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before."