Chapter 15: Tian Teacher, The Only Female Grandmaster of Research

  "Beautiful girl, do you want to be with me?"

  "No, no!"

  "When a woman says no, it means yes!"

  In a remote and desolate alley, Linghu Cong stared in amazement at the absurd scene before his eyes.

  A man in his thirties, dressed in brocade and finery, with a majestic appearance, wearing a peculiarly shaped long knife at his waist, with a ruddy complexion, the sunken spots on both sides of his forehead bulging high, the true energy inside his body circulating rapidly around the macrocosm, seemingly already among the top masters of the Jianghu.

  But this master was now a lecherous rascal, cornering a beautiful woman who didn't know any martial arts against the wall and flirting with her.

  Perhaps fearing being overheard, the beautiful woman's pleading was met with complete disregard by this man whose appearance and behavior were in stark contrast.

  The man suddenly became sentimental and muttered to himself: "You women, you like to make straight things crooked, turning corners and beating around the bush. You obviously want something very much, but instead you loudly shout that you don't want it. Women are truly a complex animal!"

  "Alright, beauty, now let's play a game, shall we? What, no? The man pretended to hesitate, then suddenly sneered and said, "When a woman says no, it means yes! I'm coming!"

  "Ahem!" Just as the man was about to take further action, a faint cough interrupted him.

  The man's reaction fully proved to the world that he was a top-notch master of the rivers and lakes. He suddenly pulled up his pants, drew out the long knife from his waist with a swift motion, and shouted angrily: "Who is it? Sneaking around, come out if you dare!"

  "With your exceptional martial arts skills, you're bullying a weak woman who can't even truss a chicken. It's really quite despicable." Leng Qiu emerged from the darkness with his hands behind his back and said, "I'm Linghu Chong of Mount Hua Sect, at your service!"

  "It's actually the eldest disciple of Mount Hua Sect, White-Robed Sword Immortal Linghu Chong!" The man heard this and surprisingly reinserted his long knife into his waist, raised his hand in a fist and said: "I am Tian Boguang, I have long admired Brother Linghu's great name."

  "Damn it, it's you, you bastard!"

  The man reported his name, and Linghu Cong couldn't help but blurt out a curse. "I should have thought of it earlier. With the world's top martial arts skills, you're messing around with good women in this godforsaken place? Only Tian Boguang, the infamous flower thief, would do something like that."

  "This title of 'Wanderer of Ten Thousand Miles' is just a friendly compliment from the Jianghu community, you can also call me, handsome and extraordinary, elegant and refined, Jade Tree in the Wind Little Tian Tian!" Tian Boguang smoothed his hair with his hand, saying to Linghu Chong.

  "Having reached the state of being a rogue like you, Brother Tian, my admiration for you is as boundless as the Yangtze River!" Linghu Cong said. "However, doing things in this kind of place seems to be quite lacking in style. If Brother Tian would condescend, why not go have a drink instead?"

  "Oh, so Brother Linghu wants to save this little girl, but beauties don't necessarily want to be saved by you, oh! Women say no with their mouths, but actually they mean yes!" Tian Boguang proudly shared his experience with women with Lin Hu.

  "However, I, Tian Boguang, am a person who loves making friends. I'd rather have friends than beauties. Leng Fox brothers, since I think you're alright, I'll give you some face. Come on, let me treat you to a drink at Si Shui Nian Hua."

  "Great, I've been searching for it everywhere!"

  Linghu Chong was worried that he couldn't find the way, so he simply followed Tian Boguang to have some fun. The current him is not the Linghu Chong in the original book, who was completely dominated by Tian Boguang. Although Tian Boguang belongs to the early stage of Jianghu's ultimate boundary, Linghu Chong is now at the peak of the legendary Mythical Boundary. Even if he can't easily use his internal force, with just the Du Gu Nine Swords, he can take him down within three moves.

  Then, Linghu Chong followed Tian Boguang to his destination, the most famous brothel in Mount Hua - "The Flowery Years", and as soon as they stepped inside, an old woman came out personally to welcome them warmly to a luxurious room on the second floor. It was clear that Tian Boguang was a regular customer here, and he was her cash cow.

  But Tian Boguang was truly beyond Linghu Chong's expectations, whether in appearance or speech, were far from the original description of Jin Yuelin, and Old Tian's appearance, to be honest, was more handsome and dashing than those pretty boys and red star beauties of later generations, an absolute lady-killer.

  What's most astonishing is that Tian Boguang was extremely eloquent, with an extraordinary talent for speaking, his words flowing like a river, and his phrases were as pearls. He had a unique perspective on the world and its phenomena.

  Of course, he talks the most about women, from their figure, gait, posture, dress and makeup, etc., deeply analyzing the inner desires, hobbies, psychology and expectations of women. Even if you clearly know that Tian Boguang is a shameless philanderer, you can't help but admit that he is an absolute master of female psychological research, physiological practice, famous body art, action film guidance, and even has the best original action design, best screenplay, best martial arts guidance, best plot, etc.

  "Brother Linghu, we meet again as if no time has passed, our interests align, truly a fortunate event in the world. Come, let's finish this bowl!" Tian Boguang was full of vigor and enthusiasm, raising his cup to toast Linghu Chong.

  "Brother Tian's understanding of women is truly profound and incisive, his theoretical research is even more extensive and subtle, a single remark can reveal the essence. I've never had such strong admiration and respect for someone before. It's fate that we met, and I'm glad to have made friends with Brother Tian today, it was worth the trip!"

  Linghu Chong came without refusal, clinked cups and then tilted his head to drink the fine wine in the bowl clean.

  "Alas, I, Linghu Chong, have a reputation for being chivalrous and heroic, but I couldn't even guess the thoughts of an ordinary woman. In this regard, I'm afraid I'm not even one-tenth as good as Brother Tian!"

  "Although Leng Fox brother's current experience with women is insufficient, and he doesn't understand the thoughts of women very well, I observe that Leng Fox brother has a unique talent, truly an extraordinary appearance. As long as he receives some guidance, in the future he may not necessarily be unable to become a second Tian Boguang who travels alone for ten thousand miles!"

  Tian Boguang suddenly sighed, "Actually, I also came step by step, thinking back, I used to be willing to become a bandit and thief for a woman I loved, just to satisfy her desire for jewelry and clothes. But when I was holding a bunch of jewels ready to propose to her, she chose to marry an old man who was on his last breath!"

  "I gave her everything, but she treated me like this. The girls in the Yihong courtyard all ridiculed me for not understanding women. Tell me, would I not understand women?"

  Tian Boguang had obviously drunk too much, or perhaps it was the pent-up frustration that had been suppressed for too long, as he suddenly started pouring out his hidden secrets to Linghu Chong in the private room.

  "On her wedding night, I got drunk and went crazy, in a fit of rage I took this dagger and killed all the guests who came to attend the banquet along with the bride and groom, blood flowed like a river. When she fell into the pool of blood, I sobered up, my heart was completely shattered. I told myself that such a thing would never happen again!"

  Tian Boguang said as he suddenly burst into loud sobs.

  "A woman's thoughts are too hard to guess. When she says yes, I give in, and she says I don't understand romance. When she says no, I don't give in, and she says I don't understand a woman's heart. So tell me, do you want it or not? Should I give in or not?"

  "From then on, I changed my ideals. I want to be a great thief who has experienced all the beauties of the world. I want to understand what women really want in their hearts. So, I started going crazy with my crimes. I want to take it one step at a time and analyze the depths of women's hearts through continuous practice. I'm actually a true scholar! Brother Linghu, don't you think so?"

  Linghu Cong was directly shocked into incontinence. What a shocking transformation! Your existence is simply the gospel of all men under heaven.

  "Tian brother, you are not only a true scholar, but also the world of Jianghu's only, unique female research master, practice master, and female psychology master. My admiration for you is like a boundless river that flows endlessly..."