Chapter 11: The Genuine 'Divine Artifact'

  "Are you stupid?" Haruhi Suzumiya said with a look of disdain, pointing to the ceiling and walls, "You've actually installed black lights in your home, how boring."

  Jiǔ Mìng felt that going to find Miàn Bǎn Jūn again would be his own fault.

  "Am I a ghost or what?" After thinking for a moment, looking at the other's determined expression to stay here and bully her, Jiǔ Mìng thought it was better to send her away quickly!

  But the panelists all focus on her existence, can't she be a goddess or something?

  Forget it, even if I have to call him boss here, I don't know if the mysterious shop has the ability to deal with that kind of existence. Let's send her away in the most secure way!

  In front of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon looked around for a moment, picked up the tea cup on the tea table, and in her confusion, retreated to the front of that door and slammed it hard against his own head.

  "Hey! Are you crazy?"

  Even with god-like abilities, Haruhi Suzumiya, who didn't even understand her own powers, now saw the desperate act of the nine lives, and suddenly panicked, then was astonished, followed by shock, and finally this stunned shock turned into crazy joy after the sound of the cup falling to the ground...

  "Are you, are you, are you... not human?! Is this some kind of magic or sleight of hand?!" Haruhi Suzumiya's reaction was a bit over the top as she jumped up and ran to Koyomi's side, asking in surprise. She had clearly seen the miserable cup that Koyomi had smashed towards her head pass directly through his brain and shatter on the ground into a pile of glass shards.

  It was obvious that 'innocence' had overlooked the sinister nature of human hearts. As she ran towards Jiǔ Mìng, someone took advantage of the situation and gave her a push from behind when she was already off balance, sending her tumbling down into the well.

  "Goodbye"

  "How detestable! I'll remember you! Wait for the punishment of this commander!!!!!!" The echo of the roar lingered on and on from behind that door, making Jiumeng cover his ears. He carelessly glanced at the room behind the door, a windowless, empty space with nothing in it.

  How to sanction on different levels? Team leader? What team leader?

  "Oh?" Having sent away one trouble, Jiuming felt much lighter and floated to a bright object. It seemed that the girl's mobile phone had been left here?

  The phone that went from having no signal at all to miraculously having a signal under Haruhi Suzumiya's one sentence...

  The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya's Mobile Phone

  [Type: Other]

  Attribute: Communication

  Quality: Divine Artifact

  Note: The mobile phone carried by Haruhi Suzumiya has an ultra-strong effect that allows communication in any situation!! Don't forget to charge and pay the bill......

  Forced Collection Consumes Source Power: 4000

  Convertible Source Power: 2500

  The panel also gave an extra explanation for Jiǔ Mìng.

  "Divine artifact quality...... Huh? Has this other world gone crazy to this extent? It's just a cell phone!!"

  At the same time, this phone doesn't belong to him, it's Nagato Yuki's which was left here. Since it has an owner, of course, that doesn't mean Koyomi can't use it, it just means he can't store it as a card and carry it around easily.

  Isn't it a bit of an overkill?

  Of course not! This phone carries the original power of another world. If it is brought to another world, this thing can be called a virus and will be rejected. If it can be sealed into a card, that would be equivalent to converting it into a 'common item'.

  This is the mysterious shop's wonderful place, otherwise, Jiǔ Mìng would have taken this phone to other worlds, and he himself would also be affected by the strong rejection of that world. The simplest rejection would be to give oneself a full attribute reduction XXX negative BUFF...

  At the same time, the conversion of items also has a loss rate. The minimum conversion will lose half of the source power, and the converted value is the discounted one... Nine lives are suspicious that part of it was embezzled by the mysterious store itself...

  Playing with the phone in hand, how to say it, touching and looking at it, this is indeed an ordinary product. With just a little force on the hand, this "fragile" divine instrument will be scrapped.

  "This thing is really awesome!"

  It's genuine and reasonably priced; just like how a cup used by God is also called the Holy Grail...

  "Huh?" Scratching his head, Jiǔ Mìng looked back at the door with a hint of helplessness. The information revealed by Miàn Bǎn Jun was very subtle... God's used cup, and then the mobile phone in his own hand?

  "Has the sky already darkened?" After stumbling, Haruhi Suzumiya quickly regained her balance and looked around at the scene before her. Without a doubt, she had returned to where she was originally brought from. Judging by the color of the sky, it seemed that her several-hour-long experience in that mysterious place was real!

  "Wow!!!", Hikaru cried out in a long, drawn-out voice, her face filled with an indescribable excitement. "It's actually real! This is too great!! I have to find that place!!"

  "I said, could it really emerge from here?"

  A boy holding a can of drink with a puzzled face pointed at Haruhi Suzumiya, who was acting strangely in front of the girls' bathroom door, and muttered to himself, "There wasn't anyone inside just now..."

  "Ah Xū......" A soft and weak voice made the young man stiffen all over, "You actually entered the women's restroom?"

  The boy with a stunned face shook his head quickly, "No no no! I'm not that kind of person! How could I possibly go to that kind of place! Senpai, please don't misunderstand!"

  As he spoke, the young man couldn't help but pull on the arm of the petite girl with short hair and pale skin who was standing quietly beside him.

  "Alright."

  A simple answer to the extreme.

  At the same time, Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been indulging in her own world since returning, also noticed the boys and girls squatting in front of the girls' toilet. The girls were fine, but the boys...

  "Hey! Ah Xū, it's so late, what are you preparing to do here?"

  "......I've been waiting for you! Otherwise, I would have gone home long ago. Where did you go earlier?" He scratched his head in frustration, Ah Xū's head tilted to one side, didn't you hear my explanation just now?

  "Where is it? Of course, it's a great place! No way! I have to find it! Ah, how did I get in last time?" With an excited expression, Haruhi Suzumiya repeatedly went in and out of the ladies' restroom.

  ...The bespectacled girl gently pushed her glasses up the bridge of her nose, and for an instant, two cold glints flashed across the lenses as she silently watched Haruhi Suzumiya's actions.

  "What are you doing? Throwing money away in there?"

  "What's going on? Why can't I just 'whoosh' and get to that place?" After multiple failed attempts, Haruhi Suzumiya's face showed a bit of frustration, completely ignoring Koizumi's words. "It's impossible, it's impossible, why won't it work?!"

  "Huh? What's going on? Where did you go earlier?" Haruhi Suzumiya had been 'missing' for several hours already.

  "A strange store, you know? I actually saw a ghost!" she said with a resentful expression, "How hateful, daring to push me!!"

  "Push you!?" Ah Xū smiled wryly, "And see a ghost? Is our school going to have another strange rumor too? The girls' bathroom..."

  As he spoke, he glanced sideways at the three-nothing girl beside him. Ghosts and all that, really no need to worry about it?

  "I'm telling the truth!" Seeing Ah Xū's disbelieving expression, Suzumiya Haruhi's face showed some indignation.

  "Alright, alright. Maybe the door of this toilet is connected to hell or something, and occasionally someone happens to walk in." Ah Xū felt around with his hand, "It's just like inside, let's hurry up and go, school has already closed."

  "…I'm so fed up!" Grinding her teeth, Haruhi Suzumiya turned around directly, "I'll definitely find that place again and show you all!"

  Alas! Got angry.

  Watching Haruhi Suzumiya walk away with her heavy footsteps, Koizumi leaned in close to Mikuru Asahina and asked in a low voice, "Mikuru, could it be that Haruhi's words were true?"

  "The Haruhi Suzumiya indeed disappeared from this world for a while."

  "Ah......?" With a stunned expression, A Xu kept his usual calm and collected demeanor, but couldn't help feeling that the entrance to the women's restroom had also become somewhat eerie. Could it be that something strange would really pop out at some point?

  When he was about to ask some other questions, Suzumiya Haruhi suddenly came back from nowhere and said, "Koizumi, phone, give me your phone."

  She hadn't finished speaking, and she was already rummaging through Ah Xū's pockets, directly taking his phone from him. "My phone was left there, if I call... it will definitely connect."

  She quickly dialed a few numbers and pressed the phone to her ear, waiting with great anticipation until the ringing sound connected...

  "Ha! It's through! Now you should believe it!"

  "Whether the opponent will receive it is also a problem."

  "Shut up!" directly cutting off Ah Xū's words, Kyon's face turned pale, "Dare not to accept and you'll be dead! Dead!!"

  Her eyebrows trembled slightly, and Jiǔ Mìng looked at the phone that already had an incoming call display, and it actually connected, really deserving to be called a divine artifact?

  Do you want to hang up?

  No, it's better to just recycle this phone, even if it was my first pink gadget.

  "Huh...?"

  "Yes! Got through!!!" With a loud shout, Suzumiya Haruhi instantly pressed the hands-free button, and Kyon's voice came out from Mikuru's mobile phone.

  "Tell me about what's going on over there!" Haruhi Suzumiya called out into the phone with a tone that was almost like an order.

  "Hello, this is the Transcendence Affairs Office. What service do you need? Press 1 to leave a message, press 2 for business handling, press 3 for information inquiry, and press the hang-up key if you dialed incorrectly..."

  "I'm sure the guy opposite is absolutely bored to death." Hearing Jiuming's voice, Ah Xū responded immediately.

  "I'm sure you're all about to be in trouble." Jiǔ Mìng's voice slowly drifted over.

  "Oh no!" Seeing the light in the corridor and those footsteps, Haruhi Suzumiya immediately realized that it was the staff coming to patrol.

  "Hurry up and run, you're not allowed to hang up the phone."

  "Hmm, with a slight hum, the nine-lived person's hearing is not bad, and the phone's communication effect seems to be unexpectedly strong. With the speaker on, I can clearly hear the noise from the other side, such as the faint footsteps approaching from afar..."

  It's easy to infer where Haruhi Suzumiya came from and where she'll return to. Where is that place? School, of course!