Chapter 29: The Ape's Feces

  "What are you doing here?" "Huh, how is it you?"

  "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing here?"

  "How can you say the same thing as me?" "How can you say the same thing as me?"

  The two of them finished speaking in unison, and only later realized that they had said the same thing, at which point they both fell silent. Little Overlord was still laughing uncontrollably on the side, "How did you guys say the same thing? Did you plan it out beforehand?"

  Zhang Zishang, who was lacking in reason and conscience, was stared at by Xi's sister with dead eyes. She hadn't forgotten that it was this person whose eyes had almost landed on her older sister. Carefully sizing him up, he was dressed completely differently from the last time she saw him. Now he wore a crimson wide-sleeved robe, a pearl and white jade belt around his waist, and a square scarf wrapped around his black hair, looking every inch the young nobleman.

  "I..." "What's with you?" Before he could finish, Xi Mei cut him off. You think our eyes are blind? Although you're talking to me, why are your eyes darting around everywhere?

  "Xǐmei, don't be so rude to others!" Zhao Shi pushed Xǐmei towards Chen Tianfa and apologized to Wang Ziheng with a hint of embarrassment, "This little girl doesn't understand things, sir please don't take offense. You must be tired from traveling, if you're not disgusted, why don't you have something to eat here?" Nobody paid attention to her.

  "Master, Master?" Zhao called out twice before waking up the person who was staring at Xi Juan in a daze. "Oh, yes, Zhi Shang is my cousin, he's my cousin." Zhao smiled kindly, "I mean, if you don't mind, why don't you eat something here?"

  "It's okay, don't worry about it, don't worry about it." Wang Zihan said hastily. This behavior shocked both Erzi and Zhang Zishang, they had never seen their own young master (cousin) be so rude before.

  Although Zhao and his family didn't see clearly, Xi Mei who was standing on the side saw it very clearly. He was obviously looking at her elder sister with eyes that didn't dare to blink, so he didn't hear what she asked. Tsk, tsk, can't believe this person is actually a hypocrite.

  Her eyes rolled around and she ran to Jikui's side, "Sister, look at him rushing on the road so hard, let's give him a bowl of green bean soup, also good for him to quench his thirst." Jikui thought about it and agreed, stretched out her hand to scoop a big bowl for him.

  "Sister, I'll go, I'll take it to him." The little girl was eager to show off her skills. Xi Jie thought about how her mother had also instructed her to have less contact with strange men, so she handed the bowl over to Xi Mei and reminded her to "be careful not to spill it".

  "Alright, big sister." Holding the bowl carefully, he walked towards Wang Ziheng. "Big brother, this is a green bean soup made by my big sister. Mother said you're tired from traveling and asked me to bring you a bowl of soup to quench your thirst. It's freshly iced from our well this morning, isn't it refreshing?"

  The Chen family was confused, wasn't this the green bean soup they had just made in the morning? Where did it get iced, and besides, where did their home have a well? This girl was teasing people again.

  At this time, Wang Zihan was still thinking about the ice cream, but his mind was filled with Xiaoyu's sweet words: "It was my sister who made it, my sister who made it..." Without hesitation, he picked up the bowl and drank it all in one gulp. Just as he put down the bowl and wiped his mouth, he heard Xiaoyu say: "What? Brother, you said one bowl is not enough? No problem, I'll go scoop another bowl for you."

  Without listening to him, she ran towards Xi Ju with the bowl "Sister, sister, give me another bowl, brother said it's not enough." Upon hearing this, Xi Ju bent down and scooped out a big bowl again.

  It's still unclear who is right or wrong, if Wang Ziheng really was a fool. He let out a bitter laugh and took the bowl handed to him by Xi Mei and drank it down.

  Zhao's family saw him drink two bowls and hurriedly advised, "That's enough, if you drink more, you won't be able to eat dinner. His father, you go make a fire, we'll immediately cook noodles for Young Master Wang, and let him taste the craftsmanship of our farming family." After finishing speaking, they followed Chen Tianfa to busy themselves.

  Sister Xi gave him a proud look, humph, let you sneak a peek at my older sister, young age not learning good or bad but learning to be a rascal. Next time I'll teach you a lesson. Hey, you little scoundrel, small nose small eyes small heart, and yet you say others are young, aren't you the one who's truly young?

  When Zhao finished making the noodles, he called out to Xi Ju and handed her the noodles. These noodles were not like others, both the noodles and the soup were hot, so he didn't dare let Xi Mei carry them, in case she got scalded and caused more trouble. Before Xi Ju even reached the table, Wang Zi Han suddenly stood up, his hands reaching out to take the noodles from Xi Ju's hands, stuttering: "Th-thank you, Miss."

  Looking at his face, it's a bit... What's wrong with him? Is he okay? He seems to be in a daze. His eyes are unfocused and his expression is dull. He looks like he's lost his soul. His movements are slow and mechanical, as if he's just going through the motions. It's like he's trapped in a nightmare and can't wake up.

  "This is none of your business! Jikui, go and cut some cooked meat for the young master, also chop up last night's braised pig ears." Zhao Shi instructed.

  "Alright, alright," Xi Ju replied softly. She turned to cut the pig's ears, and Xi Mei chimed in, "I'll go too, I'll go too." Zhao patted her little butt, pretending to be angry, "You're not needed anywhere."

  "Oh dear, I know Mother is the best, I'm going to help Big Sister now." After saying that, she skipped away with a bounce, the red ribbon on her head fluttering in the wind as she moved.

  Chen Tianfa looked at his little daughter's spoiled appearance and embarrassedly said to Wang Ziheng: "My little girl is naughty, let the young master see her laugh."

  The prince hastened to get up and replied, "Don't be naughty, don't be naughty. Now is the time when children love to play, it's understandable, hehe, understandable."

  Not far away, after hearing this, Xi Mei whispered "You're just a kid, your whole family are kids, you're so young but pretending to be an adult, a little brat who hasn't even grown all his hair yet."

  She turned to look at her sister, who was stirring the pig's ears because they had been soaked in the soup overnight and had already absorbed all the flavors. All she needed to do was chop them up, add some salt, sugar, a little soy sauce, and scallions, and it would be done. If she drizzled a small spoonful of chili oil on top at the end, the flavor would be so good that even a piece of gold couldn't buy it.

  "Sister, you go get the pig's trotters, I'll help you mix it." Xiju looked at Ximei with a serious face, and without any suspicion, went to fetch the trotters.

  Watching her sister turn around, Xi Mei quickly picked up a small spoon and scooped out four spoons of chili peppers, silently saying in her heart, "Die from spiciness, see if you dare to mess with my older sister again."

  Actually, after finishing a big bowl of noodles, Wang Zihan was already full, but seeing the beauty personally bring food to him and feed him, he had to stuff it in even if he was forced.

  Dodo snatched the chopsticks from Jikyu's hand, and Wang Zihan started eating. He picked up a piece of pork knuckle and put it in his mouth, hmm, fragrant but not greasy, delicious. He ate a mouthful of pancake with a piece of meat, feeling very satisfied. When he picked up a chopstick of pig ear, ah, it was so spicy that tears almost came out.

  Seeing Xī Jú's puzzled eyes, I could only force a smile and mechanically stuff food into my mouth.

  After eating for a short while, I finally couldn't stuff myself anymore. Looking at the small plate of meat left on the table, I instructed my second son behind me, "Bring this meat back to me later, did you hear?"

  He completely ignored the two sons who looked like they had seen a ghost, and his young master would only symbolically move his chopsticks when eating at the best restaurant outside, let alone take leftover dishes away. He looked up at the sky in confusion, today there was no red rain outside.

  The second son, Wang Zihan, looked at Jiaren's figure with a lingering attachment, but he really had to rush for time. He glanced at Zhang Zishang, who was pretending to be invisible, and said nothing. Slowly getting up, he bid farewell to the Chen family.

  She walked slowly with a leisurely and elegant demeanor, but Xi Mei knew that this guy was actually too full to move after eating.

  As he walked to the side of the carriage, just about to step up onto the stool, a clear and crisp voice came from behind him, "Young Master, you've dropped something." For some reason, Wang Ziheng's legs suddenly went soft, and with a thud, he fell to the ground.

  The two sons hastily bent down to support him. Prince Wang Han got up in a fluster, disregarding the dirt on his body, and turned to face the approaching person.

  Xī jú handed the fan in her hand to him, and Wáng Zǐ Hán, who was sweating profusely on his forehead, took it over and stuttered as usual: "Th-thank you, th-thank you, Miss."

  Xi Ju smiled and pulled Xi Mei's small hand to leave, leaving Wang Zihan frustrated. His eyes stared straight at the girl's back, his ears still echoing with the soft voice of the little girl.

  "Big sister, I don't like him." "Why?" Xi Jue asked curiously. "Because... because he stammers."

  "Haha." A soft voice that belonged to a young girl faintly reached his ears. As he watched the two people walk further and further away, Wang Ziheng stood still in a daze...

  Come on, book-loving kids, can't you spare some pity for me? Give me a recommendation ticket and add it to your collection. If possible, throw in a reward too... Someone ran away with their face covered...