Chapter 11: The Aesthetic View of Han Gaozu

  "I shouted in a defensive tone: 'Baozi, come quickly, someone's going to be killed!'"

  Baozi poked her head out and asked, "What's wrong?" At this time, she also saw Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, curiously asking: "Are they your friends?"

  "He's a distant relative of mine, his family was flooded out, hurry up and get some food." Baozi rushed out and asked: "How did this happen, where are they from, doesn't the government care?"

  "We're all from Hubei, don't ask for now, the government can't even manage it as well as a family member's home, just get some food first." I said, pushing the three people including Lian Jing into the house. I instructed Jing: "Whatever these two are going to do, you stay with them and don't run around."

  I closed the door and saw Baozi looking puzzled, asking: "How come I didn't know you had relatives in Hubei?" I stammered: "Very distant relatives..."

  Baozi tied up her hair, brought out the leftover dishes from last night and heated them up. She asked me in a very soft voice: "Are they also going to live here?" I immediately said: "If you don't want to, I'll give them some money to send them away." Baozi sighed and said: "How can we do such an unkind thing?"

  I saw no one around, one hand wrapped around the waist of Baozi, and the other hand was entirely stuck to her plump butt, rubbing it. Baozi turned back and glared at me, but she was already slightly panting. I slid my hand from her waist up, pinched one of her breasts, and with a slight force, Baozi let out a soft hum. My little brother quickly raised its head, fiercely poking against Baozi's butt. My other hand inserted into Baozi's jeans, touching smooth skin. I gently bit her earlobe with my teeth and whispered: "I really want to do it to you like this." Baozi looked back at me teasingly: "Do you dare?"

  Just then, a "yah" sound came from behind me. I turned my head and saw Li Shishi's flushed little face. I quickly pulled my hand away, but in the chaos, I couldn't pull out the other hand that was stuck between Baozi's pants. In the end, it was Baozi who helped me pull it out. Baozi knew what had happened, but she pretended to be clueless and continued to busy herself with heating up food. My face was filled with embarrassment as I forced a smile at Li Shishi: "Cousin, how's your sleep?" Li Shishi was taken aback for a moment, but she quickly reacted and smiled: "It's good, thank you, big cousin." At this time, Baozi turned her head and pretended to be surprised, saying: "Oh, little Nan is up too? Sleeping more will be good for your skin."

  Li Shishi laughed and said, "I'll go to the bathroom - your figure is really good, I wear your pants and no matter what, I can't even get one hand in." She chuckled a few times, glanced at me, and left.

  Here is the translation:

  Her face turned red, but she didn't get angry. Li Shishi's few playful words were neither too revealing nor too subtle, and seemed to be praising our love for each other. After all, we're all adults. I was stunned for a moment before realizing why Li Shishi glanced at me - my pants had a huge bulge on them. I could only bend down... some places are too straight, so others have to bend (Zhang Xiaohua's quote). Baozi looked at me and smiled: "Our cousin is very understanding, but sometimes her questions are too naive. Last night, from the bedside lamp to the humidifier, she asked hundreds of 'whys', and even wanted to discuss history with me. I haven't answered so many questions since 3rd grade."

  "So did you answer?"

  "I've told her everything I know, and for what I don't know, I just say I don't know. For those things she asked, I can hardly recall eight or nine out of ten."

  I'm sweating all over, I'm glad the bun isn't a female master's or doctor's degree or something, poor silly bun was fooled by Li Shishi for a whole night.

  At this time, Qin Shi Huang smelled the fragrance of rice and crawled out of bed to stroll around. Seeing that the rice was not yet ready, he pushed open Jing Ke's door with one hand and muttered: "This hanging skin is still greasy (hasn't gotten up)?" As he said, he entered the room.

  At this moment, Qin Shi Huang, Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Jing Ke had the first meeting in history. If we don't count Jing Ke out, the remaining three people are almost two-by-two sworn enemies: First, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu joined forces to seize the throne of Qin Shi Huang, then Liu and Xiang turned against each other. I really don't know who Xiang Yu would help if Qin Shi Huang were to fight with Liu Bang, while Jing Ke at this time would probably help Qin Shi Huang - what a mess!

  The house was quiet for a long time, and then I heard Weng Piaozi say: "Hunger is calling, you two are...". Liu Bang said in a low voice: "I am Liu Bang." Xiang Yu said loudly: "I am Xiang Yu." Qin Shi Huang didn't detect the hostility in their words and warmly said: "Welcome, welcome." Then I heard him ask Liu Bang: "You've come, so don't call me 'Your Majesty' anymore. Which dynasty's emperor are you?" I quickly ran inside: "It's all after your time, don't ask, let's eat." Weng Piaozi stopped asking questions when he heard it was time to eat. Before I could warn Liu Bang a few times, I heard Li Shishi shouting from the bathroom: "Brother, come quick, the toilet is clogged!" Jing Ke suddenly jumped off the bed and said: "Give me money, I'll go buy batteries." Weng Piaozi stuck his head back in: "You're cheating, dinner isn't even ready yet!" Liu Bang also lost his temper, grabbing me and indignantly saying: "Someone told me that there were countless beautiful women here, so I deigned to come. But you're treating me like this..." Baozi shouted from outside: "Qiangzi, go buy a bottle of vinegar!"

  My head is as big as a bucket, first send Qin Shi Huang to help Li Shishi with the toilet, then give Jing Ke money to buy batteries and bring a bottle of vinegar. Then I said to Liu Bang: "You go out and turn right, there are both royal food and beauties." Then I said to Xiang Yu who had been silent all along: "Brother Yu, you're the only one who's a good fellow!" Xiang Yu stared at someone riding a motorcycle outside the window in a daze, suddenly grabbed me and asked: "What is that thing he's riding on? It's even faster than a galloping horse?"

  I finally couldn't take it anymore, I flailed my arms like a collapsing poet and ran to the kitchen with hot tears in my eyes, grabbed Bao's arm and was so excited that I didn't know where to start. Just then, I saw Liu Bang standing on one side, so I pointed at his nose and said to Bao: "You definitely don't know who he is, now I'll tell you, he is Liu..."

  "Isn't it Liu Ji? He told me - after dinner, you hurry up and go buy a few sets of clothes first."

  Liu Bang is also called Liu Ji, but if he puts it another way, very few people know who he really is. This kid is wearing a set of underwear, standing in front of Baozi with a smile on his face, and the one who was pretending to be a big shot in front of us is simply two different people. I pulled him aside and asked quietly: "Do you think she's beautiful?" Liu Bang nodded vigorously and said: "I like this girl." I patiently pointed out Li Shishi to him: "What do you think of that one?"

  Liu Bang shook his head disdainfully: "She looks quite pretty, but compared to this young lady, it's like heaven and earth!"

  As soon as I heard this, I admired Liu Bang with all my heart.

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