Chapter Twenty-Five Teamwork

  The woman in Jin Shao Yan's arms looked very familiar, as if I had seen her in some movie. When the leader came up to greet us, he looked over at our table with a puzzled expression, and only seemed slightly relieved when he saw that Jin Shao Yan was absent. He then walked directly towards us, leading the way.

  I took advantage of no one noticing me and quickly stood up to block them. I whispered in the leader's ear, "Pretend you don't know us, Jin Shao is hitting on girls."

  The leader was indeed a professional, quietly leading Jin Shao Yan and the little starlet to sit down at a table next to ours, Jin Shao Yan even gave us a heavy look.

  It wasn't until then that I discovered two fine beads of sweat had trickled down my neck. If any one of these people were to discover Jin Shao Yan, it would stir up a lot of trouble. Most importantly, Bao Zi must not see him. If the vengeful Bao Zi were to find out that Jin Shao Yan was "two-faced", who knows what would happen.

  Jin Shao Yan is now facing away from us, the danger that has not been discovered yet. I came to Bao Zi's back and told her: "You lead them out first, wait for me at the parking lot." Bao Zi looked at me with a puzzled expression and said: "We haven't finished eating, why leave?" I didn't explain much to her, I just pinched her shoulder hard and gave her a signal with my eyes. Bao Zi knew something was wrong and asked in a low voice: "Did Jin Shao Yan run away? Who's going to pay the bill?" I started pushing her out, Bao Zi thought she had guessed correctly and said angrily: "This guy is really not a good person - ask him how much money he owes!"

  "You're not worth selling - it's not about money, I see two old creditors."

  I regret saying that, because as soon as the baozi scanned around, she saw that little starlet, who excitedly said: "Hey, isn't that the actor from 'Dog Tail Flower'?" She said this while walking towards him, I quickly pulled her back and pushed her to the outside, Baozi was peeling my hand off hers while pointing at Jin Shao Yan's back in surprise saying: "Isn't that..."

  "No!" I carried her to the door, stuffed her into the revolving glass door, grabbed one side and spun it around, and the bun was flung out. I ran back, pulled away the chairs from under Qin Shi Huang and Liu Bang's butts, and had them follow the bun outside to wait for me. Qin Shi Huang said discontentedly, "What's going on?" I deceived him, saying, "We're changing places to eat." Only then did he go out.

  Everyone left, I wiped the cold sweat and took out my phone to call the editor listed as "Jin Shao Yan (2)". Jin Shao Yan 2 answered casually, saying: "What's on your mind again? If you want to eat vinegar or garlic, ask the service staff."

  I said in a low voice: "Listen, Jin Shao Yan is now leading a girl sitting in the hall. If you come out to the Caesar Western Restaurant today, we'll make a horror movie. As soon as you two meet, you'll become a living person, right? I don't know about others, but with my big courage, I can't bear it either."

  Jin Shao Yan took a deep breath and said: "I remember that I went straight home after returning from Hong Kong that day, how could I have come here to eat Western food?"

  "I said, 'Don't talk about that now, think of a way, you can't stay in the toilet until they finish eating, right? He and that little girl are still flipping through the music sheets, this meal won't be finished in two hours for sure.'"

  At this time, the leader came to me with a tray to pay the bill. I was holding the phone in one hand and didn't notice him at all, saying "Find Jin Shao to settle." He smiled at me and rushed straight to Jin Shao Yan No. 1. It wasn't until he stood behind No. 1 with a smile that I came back to my senses, feeling a chill run down my spine as I pulled him back, still shaken, telling him to wait for a while before coming over. Jin Shao Yan looked at us in confusion.

  I hummed and said: "Now there's another problem, someone is looking for me to pay the bill. If you don't come out, I'll have him settle it. You're paying the bill for your future self 5 days later, this is called advance consumption."

  Jin Shaoyan said in a depressed tone in the toilet: "You must think of a way to get him away, I've never stayed in the toilet for so long before."

  I grasped an empty bottle of Maotai liquor in one hand and said, "Are you afraid of pain? I'll smash him into the hospital, and he'll be fine after 5 days."

  "Boss, stop messing around and think of a solution quickly!"

  I said: "Put yourself in his shoes and think, when you're having dinner with a pretty girl, what can distract him?"

  Jin Shao Yan thought for half a day, and said very seriously: "That can only be another pretty girl." He suddenly had an idea and said, "Right, let your cousin seduce him!"

  "You're clearly taking advantage of someone's misfortune and kicking them while they're down. You're luring him in, but it won't be you who benefits from this in the end. This method is not acceptable."

  "Xiao Qiang, no, Brother Qiang, I'm begging you, I really just want to leave. Just give your cousin some face and it's fine, you don't have to actually seduce him."

  I thought about it and there was only one way to go, so I had to call Baozi again and tell her: "Let my cousin pick up." Then I instructed her like this.

  Li Shishi walked in after a few seconds, and as she passed by Jin Shaoyan's side, she "accidentally" tripped and fell onto the table, spilling a cup of water all over Jin Shaoyan. Just as Jin Shaoyan furrowed his brow, he saw a stunning beauty with her head hung low, apologizing profusely: "I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry." The guy was stunned on the spot, and the little female star helped him wipe off the water from his body. With his eyes fixed on Li Shishi, Jin Shaoyan muttered incoherently: "It's okay... it's okay..." The little female star saw his behavior and angrily threw a paper towel into his arms. Only then did Jin Shaoyan come to his senses, chuckling as he said: "Excuse me." He got up and headed to the restroom.

  I immediately dialed Jin Shao Yan's phone number 2: "He has gone to the bathroom, you just need to hear someone coming in and walk out immediately - is there no one in the bathroom?"

  Li Shishi completed the task and left in the white eyes of the little female star. I had already told her that this matter was urgent, so although she saw Jin Shaoyan No. 1 very strangely, she didn't ask anything. It wasn't until then that I discovered another fatal problem: what to do with this little female star?

  He and Jin Shao Yan No. 1 were sitting in a place that was just sealed off from the direction of the bathroom, even if Jin Shao Yan No. 2 was wearing a water print outfit, she couldn't possibly not recognize him!

  "I immediately grabbed the phone and growled in a low voice: 'The situation has changed, the plan is delayed.'"

  "Number 2 Jin Shao Yan hastily said: 'What's going on? I've already seen him come in, if I don't go out now I'll miss my chance!'"

  "The dog tail flower is sitting right in front of the bathroom, blocking the way!"

  Jin Shaoyan was taken aback for a moment before he understood, and hastily said: "That's a little ***, go find someone to take care of her!"

  This is terrible! Who should I look for? It would be great if Pan An and Song Yu were here.

  I thought for a moment and had no choice but to call Baozi again. This time I just let her ask Liuji to come in.

  After Liu Bang arrived, I pointed at the dog tail flower and said to him: "What do you think of that girl?"

  "Liu Bang looked at the puffed up Dog Tail Flower and said: 'It has quite a few points of beauty...'"

  I'm telling you again! I told him, "Liu Ge, it's a pity to ask you to flirt with her... sit across from her and your task is to make her only look at your face."

  Liu Bang stroked his chin and said: "There are no flowers on my face..."

  "That long-haired one is a monster, Liu Ge, it's time for you to show off your charm. You must remember: in the past, your mother dreamed of a dragon hovering above, and that's how you were born - anyway, you're not human, so have confidence in yourself."

  "I'll give it a try." Liu Bang straightened his waist, walked calmly to the opposite side of the dog tail flower and sat down, saying solemnly: "Want to hear my story - beauty?"

  The dog's tail wagged and its cheeks flushed with a coy smile: "It's been a long time since anyone called me that..."

  I called No. 2: "Come downstairs right now!"

  Just hung up the phone, Baozi called in: "Why haven't you come out yet?" I asked her to park the car at the door. At this time, Jin Shao Yan No. 2 rushed down from upstairs, threw a card to the leader and fled. I saw him running out of the door, grabbed Liu Bang's collar and walked out, only to hear Gouweihua saying: "You said you are Liu Bang, haha you're really humorous."

  I dragged Liu Bang outside. Seeing the car was already parked, I got into the driver's seat, turned the key once, but it didn't start, twice, still no response, I shouted loudly: "Brother Yu, help!"

  Xiang Yu jumped off the car and dragged me over, our car rushed out of the parking lot, I picked up Xiang Yu, a frantic sprint disappeared from everyone's sight.