Chapter 26: Squirrel Boy

  On the bus, Baozi looked around and wanted to open his mouth several times but was stopped by my gaze.

  She finally couldn't help it, and suddenly turned her head to Jin Shao Yan: "Did you see that? There's someone at the dining place who looks exactly like you. Although I didn't see his face, just the back of his head is enough to kill me. I think if he participates in a super imitation show imitating you, he can win first prize with just his back."

  Li Shishi looked at me and Jin Shaoyan deeply, Jin Shaoyan awkwardly said: "Really?"

  Baozi: "Why don't we go back? I'll show you, I think it's fate that there's someone in the world who looks like you - even if it's just a coincidence."

  As I drove, I pondered this matter and chimed in, "Baozi, let me tell you the truth, that person is actually..." Jin Shao Yan suddenly started coughing violently, and Baozi glared at him.

  "I continued: 'That person is actually Jin Shao Yan's twin brother, just 5 seconds younger than him. The two of them had a falling out over family property.'" I had to give her some advance warning.

  Baozi laughed and said: "The grudges of the wealthy families are so much fun, just like a Hong Kong TV series."

  Li Shishi looked at us with a mixture of trust and distrust, but some things are too clever to be understood just by thinking. Baozi wanted to ask something else, when Qin Shi Huang suddenly said: "When do we go eat?"

  It seems like he thinks 12,000 yuan worth of Western food is just a snack.

  At this time our car passed a street stall, Qin Shi Huang sniffed and said: "What's the smell?"

  That's the taste of roasted lamb skewers and wonton soup. I turned around and said, "We're not full yet, let's add some more?"

  Everyone nodded, it seems that this foreign thing really can't satisfy their traditional stomachs.

  I took the lead and sat down at an outdoor beer stall, ordered some dumplings next to me, and then told the boss: "Beer, skewers, lamb waist, swallows fish you see go up, and pay together later." I said magnanimously, "This time I'll treat."

  Wontons were served, and Qin Shi Huang finished half a bowl in one gulp, exclaiming: "It's been a long time since I've had something this good!" Jing Er, who had been silent until then, gave Jin Shao Yan a disdainful look, implying that he was a poor guy pretending to be rich, treating people to vegetable leaves and relying on others' generosity. When the meat skewers arrived, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu couldn't help but praise them, lifting the gloomy atmosphere in the Western restaurant.

  If Dou'e doesn't come, Jin Shaoyan will be the most wronged person in the 21st century. He took someone home and spent 12,000 yuan to buy a pile of complaints. After drinking a bottle of beer, I comforted him saying: "Don't worry, brother, losing face is also left to that Jin Shaoyan who lost it at Caesar's."

  Jin Shao Yan hehe foolishly smiled for half a day before suddenly coming to his senses, then with a red and white face told me: "That's also me!"

  Li Shishi was gnawing on a skewer of meat, lost in thought. She was a sensible person and knew that this place wasn't exactly the kind where one would worry about etiquette. The stories about princesses and rich girls eating at street stalls were just nonsense. A few small-time hooligans next to us kept scanning Li Shishi's chest, but Xiang Yu gave them a stern glare and they quickly settled their bill and took off.

  Baozi started to get drunk after drinking 1982 red wine, top-grade Maotai and Yanjing beer, and began to teach Liu Bang to play "Two Little Honey Bees".

  Jin Shao Yan grabbed me and said, "Qiang Ge, I have to hurry up with that matter. I just can't figure out why he appeared at Caesar's. This wasn't something I did 5 days ago, it seems like things are already beyond my control."

  I said: "Is it possible that because of that one short message of mine, the young whippersnapper's feelings were stirred up and he didn't get a response, so he contacted the dog-tail flower."

  "It's very likely. It seems that this is the butterfly effect, one wrong step leads to another, and now even I can't guess what he'll do next."

  I sneered and said: "At least I know what he's doing tonight."

  Jin Shao Yan's face turned red as he said, "Tomorrow morning, I'll call Dog Tail Flower and tell her to keep a distance from me, making it easier for us to make our move." After a moment of thought, he added, "I've considered this, if you were to get close to him, it would be very difficult. You know my sexual orientation is quite normal..." Jin Shao Yan said this, intentionally or unintentionally glancing at Li Shi Shi.

  I said: "You're not thinking of hitting on her again, are you? Don't even think about it. Besides, she's already exposed, and if he goes ahead with this, won't he suspect that she has ulterior motives?"

  Jin Shao Yan smiled: "There are many women with ulterior motives, and I'm not like I haven't met them before. As long as the conditions are good, I won't refuse anyone who comes to me. The dog tail flower is just such a case. In order to 'accidentally' meet me, she hired 13 workers to monitor my movements. Later on, I also helped her out, and now she's considered a small celebrity."

  The problem is that my cousin doesn't plan on doing this kind of thing anymore.

  Jin Shao Yan was shocked: "Have you done this before?"

  "The specific details are unclear, but that person's status is much higher than yours, and in her eyes you're just a businessman."

  Jin Shao Yan looked at me in surprise, observed his surroundings for a moment, and asked me in a low voice: "Involved in politics?"

  "Not just first-rate, but top-notch."

  Jin Shao Yan's head hung down and I said to him: "You don't have to be unbalanced, that person has been dead for many years."

  "After 12 o'clock, we only have 4 days left. You should know that the old me wasn't easy to get close to. If he knew it was a guy sending him messages, he would definitely block you and our chances would be slimmer. How about this: you can say you're your cousin's agent, go with Xiaonan to meet him, and then Xiaonan won't need to appear again. You stall him for three or four days, and when the time comes, just stop him from getting on the car."

  "You're telling the truth, you're so eager to introduce my cousin to him, don't you have any ulterior motives, are you trying to pave the way for the future?"

  "Didn't think I'd still be seen through by you."

  I spat out the unripe meat and said: "In this world, if there's one person who is wholeheartedly good to you, it used to be your mom, but now that person is definitely you. You little brat must be a squirrel, already busy storing food for winter. I'm telling you, don't think that just because you have money and power, in another month - no, 29 days... Ah, never mind, it's useless talking to you, if you want to wear new shoes and step on dog shit, go ahead."

  Li Shishi heard this last sentence and chuckled: "Brother-in-law, who wants to bully you?"

  Jin Shao Yan stared at her with his eyes wide and mouth agape, drooling like Captain Squid from "Pirates of the Caribbean".

  I also discovered a problem, that is, Li Shishi really can't laugh. When she laughs, it's more captivating than a giant panda, moving the hearts of tens of millions of men. Some women's smiles are flirtatious, some are pure and innocent. Some women smile with a flirtatious exterior but an innocent heart, while others have an innocent appearance but a flirtatious heart (can you read this in one breath?). Li Shishi is different; even when she tries to intentionally appear flirtatious, there's still 30% of innocence mixed in - and vice versa. Innocence and flirtation are intertwined in her smile like a scrolling broadcast.

  Jin Shao Yan said with a bit of pain: "I really like Xiao Nan."

  I said: "Actually, I graduated from Harvard."

  "How is it possible?" Jin Shao Yan looked at me and said.

  "Some things don't need to be thought through, you just know they're fake."

  Jin Shao Yan bitterly smiled and said: "You have a grudge against us rich people."

  "Nonsense! This has nothing to do with having money or not, I'm asking you, apart from liking her figure and pretty face, what else do you like about her? Who doesn't like a curvy figure? I think you're just being controlled by your lust."

  "I'm telling you, it's just a feeling, even if she didn't look as pretty as she does now, I would still fall for her."

  I said with a smile: "Then why didn't you fall in love with Baozi at first sight?"

  Jin Shao Yan was tongue-tied for a long time before saying cautiously: "I'm telling the truth, don't get angry, I've never considered her as a woman."

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