Chapter 27: The Beautiful Manager

  He said that, and it was also within my expectation. A man who doesn't even notice that she's a woman after sleeping with her for three months is actually something to be proud of. It always makes me feel like I'm a good guy because I think this is what they call "true love" in the 80s and 90s.

  Baozi and Liu Bang were having a great time, playing together with "pa pa ah" sounds. I suddenly seemed to understand why Liu Bang liked Baozi so much. As a nation-toppling beauty, he must have slept with countless women, all of whom tried their best to please him. But his wife, Empress Lu, understood what kind of person he was and always looked down on him. In terms of women, Liu Bang could be said to be struggling to survive in the cracks. Suddenly, there was a woman who didn't care about him at all, but still treated him as a friend. Liu Bang fell deeply in love with her. It seems that our Baozi, although not as beautiful as many female stars, also has an inferior temperament... Liu Bang is just cheap.

  Xiang Yu suddenly stood up, his hair disheveled and his eyes blazing with anger. "There's poison in the wine!" he exclaimed, clutching his stomach with one hand while glaring furiously at the stall owner. Although they were about 2 meters apart, Xiang Yu could have grabbed him if he had stretched out his arm.

  Then Xiang Yu let out a series of loud belches, and he drank two bottles of beer in one breath - it's strange if he didn't feel uncomfortable. After burping, he stood there with a silly expression, I said: "Feel better, Brother Yu? Sit down!" The street stall owner was lucky to have escaped!

  Jin Shao Yan took a glance and said: "Look at these people you're hosting, they've never seen anything before. I think I'll take them out for a few days to show them around."

  "Don't always take them to good places to eat, drink and have fun, after a few days you'll be gone, what am I supposed to do when they get addicted?"

  "How could I take them to a place like that with Xiaonan following me?"

  I glanced at him sideways: "Are you trying to use Item Zhuang's sword dance on Lord Pei?"

  This remark was too damaging to unity, so Liu Bang hid his head in his collar and looked around for half a day before feeling at ease.

  The poet's intention is not in the wine itself.

  Jin Shao Yan smiled bitterly: "Don't always guard against me like I'm a thief, okay? Besides, Xiaonan isn't that kind of brainless woman with big breasts, whoever is sincere to her she can definitely tell."

  I said: "The problem lies in your upbringing, you rich kids usually lack maternal love, and when you see a woman with ample breasts, you can't help but lose control."

  Jin Shao Yan cried and laughed as he said: "In the past, even if you had beaten me to death, I couldn't have imagined that I could get along with someone like you for more than a minute. You're simply like a hooligan."

  I indignantly said: "You dare to insult me, what is 'like', I am originally a hooligan!"

  Liu Bang: "Who called me?"...

  Jin Shao Yan said: "When you meet him, don't speak like that, it's better to be more humble. You should know that everyone who deals with him every day has a high status, and they all treat him with courtesy."

  I turned my head and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying!"

  "What's wrong?"

  "You're a hypocrite."

  Qin Shi Huang laughed and retorted: "You're just a fake."

  I looked at Jin Shao Yan and said: "See, this is our Chinese founding emperor."

  "Fine, I don't care about you anymore. As long as you can officially tie him down that day, I'll give you half of the deposit, no matter what method you use, even if you become friends with him in a big fight."

  I suddenly asked him with great interest: "If someone asks you to meet in a big queue, will you go?"

  Jin Shao Yan said with great difficulty: "No one has ever done this before, I find it hard to answer your question - what the book says, the person who is most difficult to understand is actually oneself."

  "What if it's Xiaonan inviting you?"

  Jin Shao Yan's eyes lit up: "I'll definitely go."

  I called Li Shishi over and dialed Jin Shaoyan's No. 1 phone for her: "Just say you're the girl who saw him at Caesar, and ask him to meet at Wayout Gou."

  Jin Shao Yan hadn't detected anything wrong yet, and he said with excitement: "You're finally willing to let Xiaonan meet him - at the Wa Yan Gou? To eat game meat?"

  "Do you think he will ditch us and go see Xiaonan?"

  "Of course... that... I think, Wāyáo Gōu doesn't seem to have any famous game restaurants."

  "Not to mention famous ones, there aren't even any unknown ones, only a single ramen shop."

  Jin Shao Yan seemed to understand a bit about my way of doing things and cautiously said: "You won't really let them meet at that place, will you?"

  Li Shishi finished the phone call, I settled the bill and said to Jin Shaoyan: "Of course not, because we are going home to sleep."

  "Uh..."

  I pointed at the little squirrel and said, "I just want to let you die of this heart, you admit it's a good deal, I didn't send you out of the province, I'm kind-hearted, and a man has only so much in his life, I saved you some tonight."

  On the road, Baozi has already started dozing off. This woman sees wine as if she saw an enemy, every time she goes to a gathering with friends, I have to remind her to drink less, don't look at Baozi's appearance, but when she drinks too much and walks back alone, I still feel a bit worried, because the road home has a section without streetlights, in places where the light is worse, Baozi becomes more dangerous, unless the villain has the habit of shining a flashlight to see the victim's face clearly before doing bad things.

  Everyone on the road looked worried, Winnie the Pooh was drowsy after eating his fill, Jin Shao Yan and Xiang Yu were gloomy, only Jing Er's semiconductor kept chattering: "Next is the weather forecast, our city will welcome another sunny day tomorrow..."

  I arrived at the door of the house and carried the sleeping Baozi on my shoulder. I asked Jin Shaoyan, "Shall we go up and sit for a while?"

  Jin Shao Yan sat in his own car and said gloomily, "Forget it, I'll go back to the hotel. Tomorrow I'll come pick everyone up, of course, except for you, you still have something important to do."

  I looked at him and laughed, saying: "You won't call to tell him not to wait foolishly?" Only then did I remember that Jin Shao Yan, the one he was talking about, couldn't hear.

  Jin Shao Yan told me before he left: Tell them to wear more clothes tomorrow, the weather forecast is wrong, it will rain tomorrow...

  Baozi had to repay a favor to his colleague that day, so he agreed to cover for him for two days. He left early in the morning again. Jin Shaoyan somehow managed to get a Mercedes-Benz commercial vehicle and picked everyone up early.

  That was a very enjoyable trip, it was the first time that the team consisted entirely of my clients. Li Shishi's book code filled up half a car, Jin Shaoyan hired a tour guide for Liu Bang, who was the ugliest and worst-performing in their travel agency, but Liu Bang was very satisfied with her. As for Qin Shi Huang, Jin Shaoyan directly sent him a bundle of 100-yuan bills, telling him to just throw a few away whenever he wanted to eat something. Qin Shi Huang finally fully appreciated the benefits of being rich, wherever he went, it was a scene of music and dance, until they arrived at a diamond store where a small misunderstanding occurred, he mistook those white crystals for rock sugar.

  I slept until after 10, and was woken up by a phone call. My boss, Old Hao, said in a very ordinary tone: "Has it opened recently?" My heart skipped a beat, and I subconsciously said: "Boss Hao, that sum of money... can I borrow it for a bit? I'll return it with interest within a month at most." Boss Hao chuckled and said: "No worries, just let me know if you don't have enough."

  Alas, encountering such a boss, what else can you say? Although people on the road all say that Old Hao is cunning and has lost his integrity in certain matters, he's been good to me, even if it's just superficial courtesy. But from slave society to feudal society, isn't it because the slave owners started showing a good face to the slaves? It can be seen that humans are like this, they can't bear politeness. Moreover, I think being a slave isn't so bad, at least you're born with a guaranteed job.

  It seems that we need to speed up on that matter, without money nothing can be done. Even if 300 came, it's not possible for them to stay in a hotel, some things require money to plan ahead of time.

  I took the phone and dialed it to "Jin Shao Yan (1)". After a long time, the other party finally picked up. Before speaking, he sneezed: "I stood on the desolate mountain last night waiting for you until midnight, why didn't you come?"

  I stifled a yawn and, imitating the smooth-talking pretty boy on TV, said: "Sorry to bother you, I'm Miss Wang's financial advisor. Miss Wang is interested in joining your company for development, may I ask about your intentions?"

  Jin Shaoyan was taken aback for a moment and said: "Miss Wang?"

  "Oh, it's Wang Yuannan, the one who made plans with you for yesterday. She had an emergency and took a flight to Texas yesterday, and she specifically asked me to apologize to you about this."

  Jin Shao Yan's voice turned cold, and after a moment of thought, he said slowly: "At 2:30 this afternoon, come to my office to find me." Then he hung up the phone.

  Division line

  Here is the translation:

  Today is another chapter, oh well, can't help it, many things to do during Chinese New Year, Xiao Hua will stay up a bit later and code another chapter, probably around 4 or 5 am. Everyone can read this chapter and then go wash up and sleep, tomorrow there will be at least 7,000 words of updates. The hilarious plot will continue, with more twists and turns, it's going to be amazing! Please collect and vote for me!