Chapter 29: Preparing a Surprise for Tian Boguang

  Tian Boguang strode away with Little Nun Miejue, and Linghu Chong naturally followed behind. What he didn't expect was that Tian Boguang didn't return to the Green Building, but instead had someone set up a small camp on the outskirts of town. The camp was filled with festive couplets and red streamers everywhere.

  Apart from this, Tian Boguang also lavishly spent silver coins, invited matchmakers and bridesmaids to help Yilin dress up, and on the bustling streets, he publicly invited a crowd of actors to perform. In the evening, they went to the village to eat for free and drink happy wine. All the guests who came to congratulate were given five copper coins each, causing a small sensation in the market.

  Yi Lin must be rescued, not to mention that she is the younger sister of Dongfang Bubai. This alone makes it impossible for Linghu Chong to stand by and do nothing. However, he does not want to disguise himself as a woman like in the original story, so he can only go to the streets to find a woman who can replace Yi Lin and disgust Tian Boguang at the same time.

  After several encounters, Linghu Chong also had a good understanding of Tian Boguang's character. This flower thief was a relatively fastidious person. Since he had already set up his lair and prepared the wedding wine, he naturally would not make a move on Yilin before the ceremony in the bridal chamber. On the night before the ceremony, Yilin would be very safe.

  Right in the middle of thinking about how to carry out the rescue plan for tonight, he was suddenly bumped hard on the shoulder, causing Linghu Chong to tilt sideways. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the neck of the man who had bumped him, pulling the middle-aged man who was just about to escape right in front of him.

  "Great hero spare my life, I didn't recognize Mount Tai and had no intention of offending you, please forgive me." A middle-aged man with a flustered and panicked expression suddenly knelt down on the ground, knocking his head in apology.

  Somehow it looked familiar, and Linghu Cong was somewhat puzzled. Suddenly, he slapped his forehead and suddenly remembered that this despicable man was the middle-aged man who had asked for directions at the foot of Mount Hua. Same despicableness, same cleanliness and refreshment, kneeling down to beg for mercy.

  Linghu Cong couldn't help but laugh at himself, thinking that the world was indeed small, and he had such a fate with a random passerby. He recalled the scene when he asked him about the location of the brothel, which was similar to now, both being nervous and uneasy, as if some ferocious beast was chasing after him.

  "Husband, don't run away, I will definitely be good to you!"

  At this moment, a loud voice shouted loudly, shaking the tables and chairs of the surrounding vendors. It actually made people unconsciously think of the Lion's Roar, the ultimate sonic wave attack martial art.

  Linghu Chong looked up and was immediately shocked, his mouth turned pale, and his whole body trembled involuntarily. A stout woman with a body as big as a mountain came running towards him, the stone slabs she stepped on all cracked like spider webs, shocking to behold. As she ran, the surrounding tables, chairs, and buildings began to shake like an earthquake, and large pieces of tiles fell from the roof.

  The most critical thing was her appearance, which was similarly shocking and terrifying, almost like a car accident scene, causing Linghu Chong to nearly vomit up his overnight meal.

  The lecherous middle-aged man caught by Linghu Cong suddenly gained a hundred years of power and became an extraordinary master, and he desperately broke free and fled for his life.

  Linghu Cong suddenly realized why this despicable man would kneel down and beg for mercy at the drop of a hat, without even hesitating. It turned out that he didn't dare to waste precious time. After taking a glance at the plump woman's physique and appearance, he suddenly felt that he should observe three minutes of silence for this nameless despicable man.

  The lewd man suddenly darted into the crowd and disappeared, the fat woman sat on the ground with a thud, and burst into heart-wrenching wails, her ear-piercing howls almost stunning Linghu Chong, this legendary top-notch martial artist.

  Suddenly, a bolt of lightning flashed through Linghu Cong's mind, an idea surged up in his heart, and his face revealed a seemingly smiling yet extremely contradictory expression.

  Linghu Cong mustered up his courage and walked to the side of the mountain-like fat woman, saying to him: "Don't be sad, how can such a despicable and ugly man match your peerless beauty? Do you want to meet a handsome and elegant, highly skilled in martial arts, extraordinary super handsome guy?"

  ……

  Before long, it was late in the evening, the sun had set in the west, and Tian Boguang's small village was brightly lit. Outside the tent were arranged over a dozen tables of wine and food, where various temporary guests were eating and drinking with gusto, raising their cups to toast the groom, while Tian Boguang also went from table to table offering toasts, drinking freely and happily.

  And in the new house, the little nun Yilin, who had been made up as a bridesmaid, sat motionless on the bed, and Tian Boguang was afraid that she would run away and sealed her acupoints.

  A gentle breeze blew by, and Linghu Chong flipped in with an unusual movement, lifted the red canopy, and released the acupoints of little nun Yilun. He said to her: "Little sister Yilun, don't be afraid, I am Linghu Chong, the eldest disciple of Mount Hua Sect, who has come specifically to rescue you. Climb out from the window immediately and leave this place."

  "Thank you, Master Linghu, for saving me," said the little nun Yilin, joining her hands together and bowing in gratitude.

  Linghu Chong didn't waste any words, and without regard for the difference between men and women, he directly pulled Yilin out of the window and told her to leave quickly. Meanwhile, he began preparing a big surprise for Tian Boguang.

  This Hengshan nun still has a head of shiny black long hair, which makes Linghu Chong feel that it's not right for a nun to have long hair, what's the difference between this nun having long hair and an eunuch having a long beard?

  "Come on, everyone, eat and drink, today is Tian Boguang's big happy day, thank you all for coming to celebrate," Tian Boguang raised his cup to the crowd, "Today, everyone eats and drinks freely, later there will be five cents."

  The crowd of actors applauded and cheered loudly, making a big fuss.

  Tian Boguang finished speaking and was about to enter the bridal chamber, but was stopped by the matchmaker and others, who said they had to play a question-and-answer game first. Only if he answered correctly could he enter the bridal chamber. Originally, he didn't want to bother with it, as a famous flower thief, he couldn't remember how many times he had been in a bridal chamber before. But the matchmaker used the reason of "till death do us part" to persuade him, and today this woman was different from other women, previously it was just for fun, but this time he had actually fallen in love, so he could only participate in this so-called question-and-answer game.

  At this time, a young man with a face like jade and an elegant demeanor walked into the bustling village, attracted by the shouting of the crowd.

  "A guest from afar, please come in!" Tian Boguang's temporarily hired butler stepped forward to greet him, "Today is our young master's big wedding day, the young master has been drinking a cup of joyful wine and is feeling a bit tipsy."

  "Ah, look at the young master's elegant demeanor and majestic appearance. He must be a man of great learning. Why don't we ask him to come up with a question to test our new son-in-law? What do you all think?" The matchmaker chimed in opportunely.

  Everyone cheered and urged the young gentleman to set a topic.

  The young master didn't beat around the bush and sat down directly saying to Tian Boguang: "Spring sleep doesn't know dawn, what's the next sentence?"

  Tian Boguang's head suddenly swelled like a bucket, he had never liked reading books since childhood, let alone poetry. He wanted to pretend to be lazy, but couldn't bear the crowd's teasing, so he racked his brains and suddenly thought of an absolute sentence, then loudly said: "Spring sleep does not feel dawn, cave house is infinitely good!"

  After finishing speaking, he even applauded himself. Tian Boguang thought about it more and more, and found that he was actually a poet, and indeed had talent.

  Linghu Chong, hiding in the dark, stared at the young man with a face like jade, his expression excited. It was indeed her, Dongfang had appeared. However, Tian Boguang's poem made him secretly curse: "Spring sleep unaware of dawn, cave house infinite good! Tian Boguang, this lecher, actually recited such a philosophical and eternal masterpiece, truly people can't be judged by appearance."

  However, Brother Tian, since we've known each other for a while, how could I not prepare a big gift for your grand wedding? This huge surprise hopefully won't give you a shock.