Chapter 30: Tian Boguang Was Scared Peeless

  In the temporary small village built by Tian Boguang, lanterns were hung and colored ribbons were tied. Everyone was having a great time, with loud shouts of "bottoms up" and the sound of cups clinking together rising and falling in succession, what a lively scene.

  Inside the bridal chamber, red candles were hung high, a large "囍" character was hung on the wall, festive couplets were posted everywhere, and the whole room was filled with a warm red glow, joyful atmosphere.

  Tian Boguang stepped into the new house with trepidation, his hands trembling uncontrollably, as if he had returned to the excitement of his first time with his girlfriend. He took a deep breath, suppressing his nervous emotions, and slowly walked up to the bride, saying in a gentle voice: "Little beauty, from the moment I saw you for the first time, I felt that you were my destined companion for this lifetime. This feeling is something that even Xiaohong didn't give me back then."

  "Tonight, once we're through, you'll be my wife, Tian Boguang's. From now on, you'll follow me, and I won't let you suffer in the slightest. I, Tian Boguang, will make sure you enjoy all the pleasures of life, accompanying me for a lifetime."

  Tian Boguang trembled, slowly and solemnly expressing his confession, then slowly lifted the red veil of the bride. He gazed at the bride with a gentle and affectionate expression, gradually revealing his true face.

  "Hubby, you're really good to me, I'll treat you well from now on." A loud and bold voice came out of the bride's mouth in front of him.

  "Oh no, my mother!"

  At the moment when he saw the bride's true face, Tian Boguang was shocked, let out a loud cry, and suddenly retreated three or four steps. His right hand forcefully pounded his chest, his two legs violently kicked out in a flurry, and there was a patch of wetness between them. He, the renowned Tian Boguang, who had traveled ten thousand miles alone, had actually been scared into urinating.

  "What an ugly monster!"

  Tian Boguang was furious and shouted, where is the pure and lovely nun he expected? The woman in front of him had her nostrils facing upwards, with nasal hair exposed, a large black mole on her face, and her eyes, eyebrows, and nose almost squeezed together. This fat woman, as fat as a pig, was clearly a mountain!

  "Brother Tian, it's been a long time since we last met. I didn't expect that you would get married so soon after our hasty farewell. And your bride is quite unique, with such a strong and bold personality - probably only someone like Brother Tian can handle her. I must say, I'm deeply impressed, to the point of being overwhelmed."

  Linghu Chong walked out slowly from the corner, gloating and teasing: "Brother Tian has seen countless women, but unexpectedly he's still a sentimental person. He's actually so excited that he's wet his pants."

  "Where the hell is that little nun, you bastard Leng Feng? I treated you like a brother, and yet you bring this ugly fat woman to humiliate me. What's your intention?" Tian Boguang said furiously.

  "Brother Tian, don't misunderstand, this Zhu Cuihua is a rare talent, with an extraordinary appearance that shocks the heavens and moves the earth. I was stunned by her beauty at first sight, and her dazzling radiance almost blinded my eyes. After careful consideration, I think only Brother Tian, who has captivated thousands with his elegant demeanor, is worthy of forming a lifelong bond with her. I've traveled far and wide to bring this girl to you as a gift."

  Linghu Chong pretended to be shocked and exclaimed, "Tian brother, we are as close as brothers, this small matter you don't need to take to heart, even more so don't need to thank me, absolutely must not be polite, come on, stop dawdling, let's start the wedding night."

  "Get out of my sight, you bastard! I'm going to fight it out with you!"

  Tian Boguang drew out the big knife from his waist and chopped it towards Linghu Chong fiercely. As he swung, the knife was as fast as the wind, breaking through the air with a series of sharp whistling sounds, creating a trail of afterimages. It was an all-out attack, without any mercy.

  Linghu Chong drew out his heavy iron sword and quickly parried Tian Boguang's swift knife, Tian Boguang grew more and more irate and frenzied as he fought, while Linghu Chong was effortlessly in control, wielding his heavy sword with ease, occasionally taunting Tian Boguang a few times, causing him to become even more enraged, his internal secretion disorderly, almost losing bladder control.

  Under the guidance of Linghu Chong, the two fought from inside the house to the rooftop, then outside, and all the way to the wine-drinking area, finally approaching the location of Dongfang Bubai. Tian Boguang slashed down with his sword, Linghu Chong blocked it with his own sword, pretending to be exhausted, and was suddenly slapped flying out, crashing into Dongfang Bubai who was sitting in a seat drinking wine.

  Dongfang Bubai got up, elegantly dodging, and Linghu Chong directly crashed into the table and chair where she was sitting. Secretly using force, he bit open the hidden object that had been in his mouth all along, and a stream of bright red ** flowed out from the corner of his mouth. His right hand grasping the sword, trembling, struggled to get up, and Linghu Chong made a great effort to perform for Dongfang Bubai's sympathy.

  "Linghu Cong, you say how detestable you are, letting my little nun escape and ruining my good deed. If I hadn't spared your life, I would have killed you long ago." Tian Boguang stopped attacking Linghu Cong when he saw his serious injury, and began to scold him loudly instead.

  "The Five Mountain Sword Schools share the same breath and are connected by branches. How can I stand idly by and watch a fellow sister of the Hengshan School be insulted by you?" Lord Hu said with great righteousness and indignation.

  "Do you think the little nun can escape? I'll tell you, Tian Boguang, who has traveled thousands of miles alone, will catch her no matter where she runs to, even if it's to the ends of the earth! Hmph!"

  Tian Boguang was pleased to say that he had a special ability, his nose was particularly sensitive since childhood, and he was extremely sensitive to smells. He was already familiar with the breath of Little Nun Yilin, as long as she didn't leave within a radius of ten miles, Little Nun couldn't escape.

  "Ah, Tian brother, we're really the same kind of people. The person I, Linghu Chong, want to save, you've taken her to the ends of the earth and I'll still rescue her back."

  "Alright, come on!"

  The two of them continued to exchange blows, and before long, under Linghu Cong's intentional concession, Tian Boguang knocked him to the ground several times. However, every time Linghu Cong was knocked down, he would stubbornly get back up and continue fighting.

  After repeated attempts, Tian Boguang collapsed and said dejectedly: "Linghu brother, Linghu Gongzi, Linghu Dage, if you go on like this, you will die. Alright, alright, I was wrong, I won't fight with you anymore, take care of yourself."

  Having said that, Tian Boguang shouldered his big knife and quickly walked away without looking back.

  Linghu Chong also let out a sigh of relief, finally freed. Tian Boguang's martial arts couldn't even break through his defense, yet he still insisted on pretending to be heavily injured, the difficulty of this performance was just too high.

  Linghu Chong finished his last move with a flourish, pretending to be exhausted and fell to the ground. At this time, Dongfang Bubai, dressed in men's clothing, slowly walked up to Linghu Chong, squatted down, and asked in a low voice: "The little nun you saved, is she your lover?"

  "What lover? I don't know that little nun at all, and I'm still a bachelor!" Linghu Cong said casually, pointing out his single status.

  "If she's neither your lover nor a close relative, why would you risk your life to save her?" Dongfang Bubai asked, puzzled, as he helped Linghu Chong up from the ground and continued questioning him.

  "Wandering the world, I should naturally lend a helping hand when seeing injustice. Moreover, as fellow disciples of the Five Mountains Sword Sect, how could I stand idly by and watch my junior sister from Mount Heng be ravished by others? If I did that, I would never be able to rest easy for the rest of my life." Linghu Chong's words were full of righteousness and justice, with a heroic tone typical of a standard male protagonist in a martial arts story.

  Looking at Dongfang Bubai who was deep in thought, Linghu Chong suddenly said: "This brother, I feel like I've seen you before, you seem to be the girl I saved in Si Shui Nian Hua!"

  "What kind of eyes are those? You don't even distinguish between men and women!" Dongfang Bubai loosened his grip, sending Lin Pingzhi tumbling to the ground.

  "Hey, I'm the one who's injured. You're using so much force, you'll knock me dead!" Linghu Cong complained: "You really aren't a woman? But you really look like that girl I met in my youth."

  "Shut up!" Dongfang Bubai supported Linghu Chong as they walked away into the distance.

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