Lucia De'Medicci, [The Prophet]. She was…something that Elizabeth knew nothing about since everyone and her Mother (Quite literally Elizabeth's Mother) talked about everything else.

  Elizabeth knew very little about [The Prophet], she knew that the woman wanted Rossie for herself, and thanks to that Elizabeth would [ABSOLUTELY MURDER HER, STRIP HER SKIN, REMOVE HER SKULL, FUCK HER SPINE AND FEAST ON HER ENTRAILS. SHE WOULD THEN RIP OUT HER SOUL STICK IT INTO A ROCK AND THROW IT TO THE DEEPEST PART OF TERRA NEXUS'S HELL.]

  Or the closest thing available.

  Perhaps Elizabeth was overreacting, there was no proof that [The Prophet] wanted to steal her Girlfriend. After all, she didn't make any pass at Rena…

  "Rena, dear. Did [The Prophet] ever offer you anything?" Elizabeth asked, turning to the red hair.

  Mother and Agatha were taking selfies for some random reason, while Papa helped by taking another set of the same pictures from other angles.

  "No. I don't think so, if someone ever approached me before you saved me, chances are that it was Akira the one that dealt with it." Rena answered.

  Well, that settled it, more than likely Akira had sold Rena to [The Prophet], so the only reasonable thing for Elizabeth to do was [ABSOLUTELY RIP OUR HER ENTRAILS, COOK THEM USING HER BLOODLINE, FEED IT TO HER THROUGH HER ASS AND WHEN THE WOMAN BEGGED HER FOR DEATH, RIP OUT HER SOUL REINCARNATE HER INTO A PIG AND USE IT TO BREED MORE OF HER KIN.]

  "Hmm….Hubby I think Elizabeth is channeling your hidden Germania ancestry." Mother said for some reason.

  "I do not have Germanian ancestry," Papa answered back, "Also we are running out of time, Crystal will start wondering why we are missing such a huge junk of Divinity."

  "....Le sigh," Mother didn't even pretend to sigh and straight out said it, "Fine, gather around boys and girls, Mama will only say this once."

  …There weren't any boys around though.

  "Lucy Lu is a Holy Caster, she makes contract with Angels and Deities to increase her power and attempts to ascend this way, now here is the question…Can she ascend like this?" Mother started her impromptu class, her clothes shifted from one of her usual model-like attires to one where she had a mini skirt and a very small(for her size) blouse, one that made it look as if her chest was about to burst through the fabric.

  Which was quite a feat since Mother wasn't blessed in that depart-

  *BONK*

  "Okay, I'm going to stop you right there, Eli-Eli. Another thought in that direction, and I'll make sure your next harem member becomes a man!" Mother said in a serious tone, Elizabeth… didn't really see why that was a threat.

  But Rossie and Rena quickly jumped to her side, and both girls covered Elizabeth's mouth with their hands.

  "We will make sure she doesn't think rude things Mother-In-Law!" Rossie said quickly.

  "Yes! Leave it to us, we will make sure she can't think useless things!" Rena added, nodding quite quickly.

  Didn't that hurt?

  Also, where is your hand going? Rena?!?!?!

  "Now my question, okay Gatty you first!" Mother said pointing to Agatha with her ruler…when had she gotten a ruler?

  "...I am guessing she could? At the very least she could become a divine spirit right? Like what you offered me?" Agatha said confused.

  No wait, Mother offered that to Agatha? HER Mother? The one that despised [Gods]?

  "First, you blackmailed me into accepting that, I didn't want to curse you with such fate…And you will not become something as distasteful as a divine spirit. You will be a [Familiar], it is different." Mother said, Elizabeth could almost taste the distaste in Mother's voice. "Secondly, that would not be ascension, but the change from one lifeform to another. Not ascension. Next! The psychopathic stalker that is doing her best to not release aphrodisiacs from her sweat!"

  Rossie could do what now?

  "No, she can't ascend like what she wants. If she is tying herself to fake deities at best, she could become a [Fake Goddess] or a [Fake Deity]." Rossie said, Rossie…Why aren't you addressing the aphrodisiac allegations?

  "Good answer, now the one that is pretending to have a B-Cup while in reality has an E-Cup!" Mother said pointing at Rena.

  How did her Mother know that?

  …Did…Did Elizabeth need to gouge her Mother's eyes?

  "...Eli-Eli, those are not thoughts you should have towards your Mom." Mother said while sticking her tongue out.

  "I assume that Rossie's answer is correct. But if I had to add something, I would guess that [The Prophet] either is not aware that her path is flawed or is too stubborn to see that she picked the wrong path of ascension." Rena said fixing her blouse with the hand that shes had free. "Also it's not E-Cup but F-Cup, I'm still growing…And Eli-Eli really likes them big, it will be G-Cup soon enough."

  …Rena was the best Girlfriend ever, the fact that she was willing to endure the punishment of a big bossom only because Elizabeth enjoyed the boing-boing…what did Elizabeth do to deserve such good Girlfriend.

  "...Hubby, do you like them big too?" Mother suddenly said with tears in her eyes.

  "You are perfect the way you are." Papa said in his usual normal tone, making Mother frown, "Also your body type does not support bigger cups. It would mess up your body proportions to have them, most of your clothes would look weird or get in the way. You would not be able to use even half the Magical Girl outfits you like and more importantly. You would not be able to sleep belly down."

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  …Papa? Why did you know all of that?

  "What?" Papa asked when all the women in the room turned to stare at him weirdly, "I'm a man, but also practical. There is a reason I never asked your Mother to increase her chest size, even though I know her mastery over the Shift Spell could allow her to do so. Big chests are impractical, your Mother's body is the perfect size in all aspect. She is the perfect definition of how a woman should look in terms of her size and weight."

  "That…that is the most romantic thing you ever told me." Mother said, jumping to Papa as she traversed through the air, her body returned to the normal form she used to move in at their house.

  Instead of the long hair and the bigger chest and hips, her body looked closer to one that could pass as Elizabeth's younger sister. While her Mother was way older than her, her body was more petite than Elizabeth, one could almost think of her as a younger sister to Elizabeth instead of her Mother.

  "Elizabeth, please continue with the argument and answer your… Mother's question," Agatha said for Mother, who was too busy making out with her Papa.

  "*Sigh* Just as Rossie answered, the path to apotheosis is probably closed to [The Prophet] since she is using fake deities and divine sprites, and since Mother is probably not using the Faith that goes her way either. More likely than not, it is impossible to ascend using her as a means." Elizabeth answered, she was confident on her answer, since Rossie who was the expert in [Holy Mana] and [Divine Mana] had answered like this.

  "Correct!" Mother said taking a deep breath after kissing Papa for almost five minutes, "But also wrong!"

  What?

  "To be precise," Papa said placing Mother on the floor, she now looked like a high school student dressed as an office lady instead of a hot teacher, "It is possible to ascend using us as a means, we do have enough Mana to allow that, but we will not use it on Lucia De'Medicci…or anyone from their ilk."

  They did?

  "...You are saving it for Eli-Eli, in case she needs an emergency evacuation?" Rossie said from the side, narrowing her eyes, "You are attempting to steal Eli-Eli from us?"

  Rossie's eyes shone in an ominous (Sexy) light, one that Elizabeth had not seen before.

  "If it means saving her, then yes. The last time we had qualms about bringing her with us, she was almost raped, spent half a year in a coma, and then almost lost herself in Sin." Mother answered matching Rossie's stare witouth flinching, "So if to save Eli-Eli I have to curse her, I'll do it."

  "...She will never be in that situation," Rossie said with finality, "I'll make sure the world burns before Eli-Eli ends up in a situation where she needs to leave the mortal plane."

  "...If you can keep that promise I will open the treasure of Prana that I have, all my Faith will be at your beck and call." Mother said and with the flick of her hand a golden tiara manifested on her hand, "No hidden letters or anything, all you need to do is make sure Elizabeth is happy and safe."

  "I was going to do that anyway." Rossie said as her shadow expanded towards Mother.

  Elizabeth was not doing that. But from that shadow a weirdly sexy tail darted out and pulled down the tiara, Elizabeth checked her [Garage] and [Inventory] and saw nothing about that showing up. A quick scan into her [Armory] and [Soul] didn't show up anything either.

  That was….worrying.

  "Good girl," Mother said nodding, "Now what does it mean the fact that she summons divine creatures to use her magic?"

  That was an important point, but what did it mean? Would [The Prophet] fight using summons then? She half expected a version like [The Warlock] who just summoned a girl to do his work for him.

  "She summons things to cast magic for her and fight for her?" Rena said from the side, "Probably warrior or knight type."

  Warriors? Oh the Heaven's legions? That was a thing?

  "Something like that," Mother said, summoning a video; it featured [The Prophet], but unlike the one that [The Warlock] had, on this one, [The Prophet] was not looking or acknowledging the camera.

  She was standing in front of a group of protestors, the type of people that joined together to fight against injustice...or big corporations, honestly there wasn't that much of a difference, to Elizabeth most of the time these were merely misguided people with good intentions... And highly annoying since they fought against the big corporations by making life harder for everyone else.

  While Elizabeth wondered what this would be about [The Prophet] raised her hand towards the sky.

  "...Is she...?" Elizabeth couldn't help but say as the video continued playing, a magic circle formed above the robed woman and from it the form of a creature clad in light with six wings at its back came forth.

  Elizabeth couldn't help but link it to the appearance of the annoying girl from the student council, Selen Dawnstrike.

  "Kill." Was the only thing [The Prophet] said as she turned and started walking back.

  The creature moved quickly and systematically started attacking the protestors, it was like seeing an adult steal candy from a kid... The creature summoned weapons made out of light, but even so where it went people died. Elizabeth couldn't help but notice something.

  The weapons it was using...She knew of them.

  Excalibur, the sword of kings.

  Durandal, the unbreakable sword.

  Mj?lnir, the hammer capable of leveling mountains.

  Gungnir, the spear which never missed its target.

  Claíomh Solais, a sword made out of light wielded by legendary heroes.

  Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi - A mythical Izanami sword blessed by a deity tied to storms.

  Chandrahas - A sword bestowed by a pseudo deity tied to poisons and fertility.

  Gan Jiang and Mo Ye - Twin short swords forged by a devoted couple that symbolized unity and sacrifice.

  Shamshir-e-Zomorrodnegar - A sword said to have been used by a King known by his might as a demon fighter and wisdom.

  Zulfiqar - A bifurcated sword given by an order of Prophets associated with justice and bravery to the [Hero] of each generation.

  Ogun's Blade - A weapon associated with Ogun, a god of iron, war, and craftsmanship.

  Harpe - A sickle-like sword used to slay monsters in tales tied with Britania.

  Sword of Damocles - A sword said to manifest itself above those who fucked around too much to remind them that they would soon find out (A favorite of Elizabeth).

  Fragarach - A sword that could compel truth from anyone and cut through any defense.

  Caladbolg - A two-handed sword wielded by an ancient Hero capable of creating rainbows with its arcs.

  Gram - The sword with dragon-slaying properties...one of the very few weapons that could pierce almost all defenses made by Elizabeth or her Mana.

  The Flaming Sword - A weapon that Elizabeth could not move and always stood floating in front of the innermost part of the [Hero Armory], the part that linked that pseudo space with Elizabeth's Core.

  Hrunting and N?gling - Another pair of swords with dragon slaying properties, these didn't have as much might in dragon slaying, but compensated by the fact that they could also damage other types of creatures.

  Sword of Tizona - A saber that was said to be wielded by a brave knight and used to fight against giants and other creatures from myths.

  The Honjo Masamune - A legendary Izanami sword that is said to bring peace to its land.

  Each weapon made of light resonated with Elizabeth's Armory. She couldn't help but extend her hand forward and summon one of the weapons to compare.

  "Oh...that is a very fancy weapon Eli-Eli," Mother said looking at the weapon Elizabeth summoned. One of her favorites, The Sword of Damocles.

  It didn't react to anyone nearby, so that meant that nobody needed to find out. Elizabeth almost had expected for the weapon to react to Mother...

  "And the thing that [The Prophet] summoned is using Echoes of my things," Elizabeth said turning to stare at the video.

  So far the Echo of this sword in that video hadn't done anything. It was being used as a brick instead of a sword, such... inefficiency.

  "So it would seem, she is trying to get a reaction from The World so she can get acknowledged, there was a concept in one of the worlds I visited." Mother said making memory trying to remember something, "Aha! It was a Counter Guardian, she is attempting to create something similar on this planet. So she is attempting to destroy as many crises before they blossom in an attempt to appeal her case to The World."

  The hell was a Counter Guardian? And would that even work?

  "It won't work, so long hubby and myself are managing this planet, her efforts are meaningless. Besides even if she didn't do that, Crystal already has a system similar enough in place..." Mother then turned to stare at Elizabeth's shadow, "Even if that didn't quite pan as she expected,"

  ...What?

  Do you wanna go?

  "Or it didn't quite go as she wanted. To be honest, I liked how it went...Nyxfyre, The Twilight Dragon of The End, was it?" Mother said smirking.

  "Oh that thing? Yeah, that thing was quite brave even before it showed its fangs," Papa said nodding.

  Wait, Papa knew Nyx?

  "You already knew Eli-Eli's pet?" Mother said confused, "...wait, was that lizard?"

  Mother also knew Nyx?!?!?!?

  "Hmm....yeah that makes sense, anyway. That's about it, Lucy Lu isn't dangerous on her own, but her summons make her dangerous, since even if fake, those things can hit like a truck if you don't keep your guard up Eli-Eli," Mother then said that as her body started glowing.

  "It seems our time is up, we will do our best to stockpile more energy in case you need us, but for now take this." Papa then pulled a watch from one of his pouches and threw it to Elizabeth, "It should let you pull us down into a forced Divine Descent, activate it and then throw it at someone, we will forcibly descend into the bodies those things are stuck."

  ...Wasn't that dangerous?

  "You risk breaking your Divinity," Agatha said from the side with horror in her eyes.

  "And obliterating whoever poor bastard ends up as the host, chances are they will be a follower of you too since this world doesn't have that many deities." Rossie added from the side.

  "We are aware of both things, but Elizabeth is more important." Papa said as his body also started shining, "Always was, always will."

  And like that, both disappeared in mothes of light.

  "Do not think that you must follow in our footsteps Eli-Eli, apotheosis is not the end route of power, there are plenty ways to achieve this degree of power that aren't as limited. You must follow the path that fits you better," The voice of Mother said as the motes started disappearing.

  "And remember, as long as those dear to you are okay, nothing else matters. Not the people, not the nation or the planet, what matters is your own happiness." Papa's voice said after.

  What was left after that was silence and a warm feeling in Elizabeth's chest.

  "Love you too," Elizabeth said in a small voice.