What do you get when you tell a bad joke to a goddess? A perverted futa goblin with mind powers and questionable morals. Gabby is a tribeless goblin that gets punished by a goddess for allegedly insulting her. But Gabby can''''t remember ever meeting any goddess. At least her curse doesn''''t feel like that much of a curse. WARNING! This story contains heavy smut with several things some might not be comfortable with or enjoy reading about, most notably: Futanari, VERY Dubious Consent, Mind control/Mind Break/Brainwashing, Inflation/Large insertions, and more.