Chapter Fifteen: Safe Return

  At this time, I heard a very mysterious sound: gurgling.

  I didn't say a word and hugged Qin Shi Huang tightly: "Brother Ying, let's eat later, you mustn't go out to sweep again."

  Xiang Yu said with embarrassment: "It was me..."

  No wonder, Xiang Yu only thought of his own affairs, and the amount he ate that morning was just as much as Li Shishi's. With this physique, even Qin Shi Huang could only eat half a more mantou than him.

  Liu Bang shamelessly followed the two women to the lingerie counter, and Baozi didn't know what to say, so he could only whisper to Li Shishi. Liu Bang leaned in to listen for a while, then asked loudly: "What's sexy? Does Zhangsun like white ones?" The salesgirl burst out laughing.

  My back tooth bumped into another back tooth and said a sentence: "Feather brother, help me out, throw that little kid out."

  Before Xiang Yu made a move, Liu Bang himself slipped away and stood at the door of the shop, leaning against the door frame and saying with a hint of resentment: "Can't even ask questions?"

  I walked over with a sheepish expression and said to Baozi and the others, "Let's go out and eat something first, it's already half past noon." Baozi also felt embarrassed and whispered, "How can Liuji be so silly? What do you want to eat, as long as it's not baozi?"

  I sighed and said: "Liu Ji actually has a wife, but his wife is too fierce. I think she's the kind of person who would turn off the lights even on Valentine's Day, and Liu Ji was spoiled by her."

  I arranged Xiang Yu in the middle, pulled the team into a store, and told the waiter: "Come 5 catties of stir-fried pancakes, a basin of cold mixed bean sprouts." The waiter said in surprise: "Sir, how many are you?"

  "Seven."

  "Hehe, our store's stir-fried pancake is very generous in portion, usually people eat 3 liang and...". At this time, Xiang Yu walked in with his head down, the waiter immediately said: "Oh, 5 jin is it?"

  This is the first time I took them out to dinner, in Liu Lao Liu's words, they are all my clients, and I took my clients to eat 5 catties of vegetarian stir-fry pancake on Futa Road, then continued shopping.

  Carefully wrapped buns also reminded me to buy a few cotton pads, or I won't be able to sleep at night. Thinking about this is very headache-inducing, I really can't figure out the relationships between them. 5 men in two rooms, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu absolutely cannot be together, Qin Shi Huang doesn't want to be with snoring Jing Ke, Liu Bang doesn't want to be with Qin Shi Huang, Xiang Yu dislikes Jing Ke asking him about trivial matters...

  As for me, I don't want to see anyone!

  A high school entrance exam question appeared in my life, and the 26 points I got that year (thanks for reminding me, Xiaohua scored 26 points on her math test) didn't seem to come from this question.

  The two new cushions were given to Xiang Yu, one long cushion was held by him like an ordinary person holding a briefcase. Li Shishi carried her books, Liu Bang held the changed and newly bought clothes, Jing Ke had only one free hand so he let him hold some of the newly bought toiletries. As for Qin Shi Huang, in order to keep his mouth shut, he must be constantly eating something that can withstand being eaten slowly, so I bought a bag of melon seeds for him to crack open.

  We all walked back with great joy, on the bus, Baozi said: "When we pass by the supermarket, let's go in and buy something." I really love her so much, since this woman appeared in this book, have you seen her do a good deed?

  Leading Qin Shi Huang in, with a monthly salary of less than 15,000, it's impossible to come out. The fine would have to be enough to send a small well-off family back to the 80s. I chuckled and said: "Let's go back first, I'll drop you off and then come out to buy gas for my car."

  Li Shishi interrupted, "Why not go now?" She was originally flipping through her book. I couldn't understand why there would be a supermarket in that "Liang Sicheng's History of Chinese Architecture". From the rearview mirror, I took a glance and saw her with a mischievous face. I understood - she had sensed my tension and was intentionally going against me, because whatever made me tense was definitely useful to her.

  Qin Shi Huang was eating sesame seeds and asked: "What's this?"

  I've been holding it in for half a day and really don't know how to tell him, to let him know that this is a wonderful place, I'd spend all my family's property - even spending all our property wouldn't be enough to make up for it! Luckily, Baozi misunderstood his meaning and told him: "We're going to buy some vegetables, and when we get back tonight, I'll cook them for you."

  "Oh, I'm so hungry (that) I could die."

  When we arrived at the supermarket entrance, I said to Baozi: "You and your cousin can go by yourselves, we won't get off the car." Baozi happily took Li Shishi away. I turned back and said fiercely: "You guys, none of you follow the rules, especially you - Ying Ge, don't spit on the car!"

  Xiang Yu didn't listen to what I was saying at all, he stared at me driving the whole way, now he put his arm on the car seat and asked seriously: "Which one is for going, which one is for stopping?" I said in surprise: "Wow, Xiang Ge, you can tell just by looking!"

  "What's that stick (block) on your hand for?"

  "Don't worry about gears for now, just buy an automatic later."

  "I'll give it a try!" He said, and then he tried to squeeze over from the back, causing the van to shake back and forth. I pushed him back: "Wait until later when you have a chance, you can drive far away from me."

  After a while, Baozi and Li Shishi returned with a large pile of dishes and several bottles of wine. To everyone's surprise, Li Shishi was chewing on a piece of gum and handed out one to each person in the car, reminding them: "Don't swallow it!"

  It seems she has become more patient this time.

  This time window shopping was uneventful, except that my wallet became as flat as a toad run over by a Liberation truck, but overall it was a successful trip.

  I was pumping gas when Jing Er covered his ear with a semiconductor and muttered to himself. A yellow vest tapped on his window and said, "Sir, please do not use your phone."

  Arriving at the entrance of my home, everyone else followed Baozi upstairs. As I expected, Xiang Yu stayed behind until last. I really couldn't bear to return the bike in front of him, so I pointed to a bicycle by the door and said: "That one can also run pretty fast, it's just a bit tiring."

  Xiang Yu gave me a very professional reason for refusal: "Can't even run 20 miles?"

  Alas, it's not possible to deceive Xiang Yu like Jing Ke. History says he has a "woman's benevolence", indicating that this rough and tough Han man has a delicate side. Mainly because today's outing on the street went wrong, at least Qin Shi Huang knew that the outside world is very good to eat, Li Shishi knows where to buy books, Liu Bang is currently acting normally, because his lustful self sees all the beautiful women on the street and remains unmoved, and even if they're a bit ugly, they can't compare to Baozi. It seems that to make him fall in love with someone else, we need to find one of Baozi's former colleagues - that colleague who fought with others over a boyfriend and had 98% sulfuric acid poured on her face by her rival.

  Later I thought of a way, which is to get Xiang Yu drunk first and then return the car. After all, as the saying goes, "a drunken man has a thousand worries".

  It was just that I forgot to ask him how much he could drink, which shows that since I got to know Jing Ke, my intelligence has obviously converged with his. Later events made me very regretful.

  I should have spent more time with Li Shishi earlier - if Baozi agrees.