Chapter Thirteen: Group Street Strolling

  I turned around and glared at them, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became chilly. When I accelerated and drove out of the familiar streets, I could feel that something was different again. Liu Bang raised his arm several times as if he wanted to say something but held back, it seemed that Qin Shi Huang had indeed intimidated him quite a bit. Li Shishi looked out the window for a while, then lowered her head and thought for a few minutes, a beautiful version of "Ten Thousand Whys" was quickly taking shape. Xiang Yu didn't have any concerns, but he seemed a bit foolish, I noticed from the rearview mirror that he seemed to be only interested in the speeding cars. Qin Shi Huang looked around, he probably didn't ask questions because when he first arrived, Jing Ke had instilled in him the idea that "this is the immortal realm, you wouldn't understand even if I told you". How much I like Jing Ke, this foolish guy stuck a semiconductor to his ear and acted as if nothing was wrong.

  Outside the car window, high-rise buildings and bustling streets, a fast-paced modern city unfolded before their eyes, leaving them stunned.

  It's actually a matter of concept, if you wake up one morning and find that the eyeballs of the creatures around you are the size of eggs, wearing oxygen masks, and entering and exiting flying saucers with a beam of light, then you'll know that the Earth has been occupied. You'll have to pat the dust off your butt and fight against them until you defeat them all, and then your fellow earthlings will naturally come from all directions to celebrate your victory.

  If you wake up to find a group of men with queues surrounding you, watching the commotion, you have to get up and chase them away. In a very bad mood, a beautiful woman in elegant clothes rushes over on horseback. You must be careful; she is either a princess or a noblewoman, and one of your future wives. If you are from a special forces background, you can try to bravely block the horse; if not, don't worry, just wait for her to crash into you and then blackmail her - it's guaranteed to work. People who ride horses are generally more reasonable than those who drive cars.

  Or you open your eyes to see a giant beastman fighting against the beautiful elf warrior - Help the elves! The whole tribe is full of beauties, and after breaking their princess's seal, they won't feel tired or sore, and can easily go up five floors without getting tired.

  The problem is that Winnie the Pooh and his friends have never received this basic education, seeing people running wildly in the streets, they are stunned, seeing someone flying up (taking an external elevator), they are stunned, seeing two men kissing passionately in the street, they are dizzy (er, I rarely see it too).

  The bun on the passenger seat also felt something was wrong and asked me in a low voice: "Why aren't they talking?"

  "Maybe she's homesick..."

  I parked my car on Futa Road, and Baozi pinched me lightly. I knew she was afraid of being laughed at. Futa Road is a famous street for stalls in our area, where you can buy a whole set of summer clothes for 50 yuan from head to toe. There are also several specialty stores along the road, but they're all those kinds of places that hang up sheep heads and sell dog meat. Bringing friends to this kind of place to buy clothes is clearly not very considerate.

  Love is thick or not thick, Zhongda International a pair of socks 300 they still have to dislike the cold air cool.

  I picked up a small red hat as soon as I got off the car and asked the vendor: "How much?"

  “15！”

  I threw him 5 bucks and he pocketed it without a word.

  I called Xiang Yu down from the car, put the little red hat on his head, and loudly told the others: "Everyone take this little red hat as the center, don't get lost, if you can't see the little red hat, shout for me immediately, did you understand?" Seeing the passersby laughing, Baozi thought I was just being silly, and didn't think much of it.

  Even if I wanted to think about it, this rich lady's road is only about 200 meters long and can barely accommodate two three-wheeled vehicles. Moreover, the street is crowded with people from dawn till dusk, and if one person gets lost in the crowd, there's no way to find them.

  I let Baozi and Li Shishi walk in the front, Qin Shi Huang and Xiang Yu in the middle, I led Jing Ke and Liu Bang at the back. It turned out to be a huge mistake. Window shopping is every woman's nature. Baozi is someone who gets excited as soon as she hits the street, she's not in a hurry, Li Shishi of course even less so, she'd love to learn more things. The two women stopped, our team could only come to a halt, being ground and rubbed by the crowd, Liu Bang finally couldn't help but point at the poster of Guo Fu Cheng on the Metersbonwe store saying: "What great crime has this man committed, why is he wanted everywhere?"

  At this time, Baozi had me lead Xiang Yu and Liu Bang into a store to try on clothes. Qin Shi Huang was squatting at a stall selling old epaulets and fake antiques as decorations, Jing Ke was accompanying him, I stood at the door, watching both sides, only to hear Qin Shi Huang say to the old man selling trinkets: "This silk is fake."

  The old man said: "So fresh, can really sell it here? - Don't rub, those are all made up." I turned my head and saw Qin Shi Huang squatting in front of someone's stall, holding a replica knife coin in his hand, with a handful of copper rust. The old man said: "If you like it, buy one to play, only 10 yuan, hanging on the key is very distinctive."

  "Hunger is the best sauce." Qin Shi Huang said.

  "Hah, brother, you're quite boastful, if you really have the ability, come to a place like mine to see things?"

  You won't believe it, but I really did recall that when Qin Shi Huang first came, his clothes seemed to have a few knife coins hanging on them. I had an extra thought and asked the old man: "If they were real, how much would they sell for?"

  "Even real money can't be used anymore, it's been said that it can't circulate again."

  The old man was taken aback for a moment, pointing at Weng and saying to me: "This brother of yours is really good at making jokes."

  I wiped away sweat and said: "He's just that capable, how much can a real knife sell for?"

  "It's just around ten thousand at most, this kind of thing is actually worthless."

  Just then, I heard the shop owner say: "He's so big and there's only this one left, you might as well go somewhere else..." I turned my head again, and saw Xiang Yu wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt, a pair of plastic model-wearing shorts, paired with his watermelon-shaped eyebrows and melancholy eyes and that extremely expressive little red hat - anyway, if I were to run into someone like this on the street, I'd definitely keep my distance.

  Liu Bang's clothes are easy to buy, this kid puts on a new set of clothes and twirls in front of Bao Zi, when asked if he is satisfied, he smiles and says: "If you're satisfied, I'm satisfied..." Li Shi Shi walks up to me and whispers: "I want to go take a look at the books over there."

  I knew this clever woman wouldn't just muddle along, so I took out 100 yuan and said, "I'll go with you." She glanced at Baozi and smiled wryly, "Sister-in-law will be jealous." Baozi also seemed to smile as he looked over at us, then Li Shishi went into the small bookstore across the way by herself. I quickly had Jing Ke accompany her. After all, Er Dai has a lot of experience with transactions and knows how to find money; now when he buys cigarettes, he even knows to ask for matches...

  I was so busy that I was sweating all over, and when I looked at the stall again, I suddenly felt a chill run down my spine: Qin Shi Huang had disappeared! I was about to ask the old man, but then I saw him sitting at the cold drink stall across from us, with his legs crossed, drinking soda. My face darkened as I walked over, and I asked the vendor for a bottle of water, downing more than half of it in one gulp. Lately, I've been sweating a lot.

  Fatso swung his legs and said leisurely, "I've found that in this godly place, even if you don't have money, you can still do nothing."

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